She was probably doing that beauty box giveaway then
I imagine it’s where her Botox that she doesn’t get is needing a top up!
LornaLuxe #3 Lady of the manor in a two bed flat
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Oh dream of dreams .. or same Ol same ol .. LL and the OAP are watching a Romcom .. Nottinghill’. AGAIN 
. Probably in bed of bedroom 1 of their 2 bed flat .. as they don’t have a tv in the living room .. ‘living ‘ room !! It seems more like a mausoleum!!
. Probably in bed of bedroom 1 of their 2 bed flat .. as they don’t have a tv in the living room .. ‘living ‘ room !! It seems more like a mausoleum!!That’s sweet but it’s fine. I don’t want hinting for anything. Thank you anyway xx
*wasn’t
Who puts expensive beauty products in the cellar and actually tells people?! i had that magic cream years ago and it went off really quickly. Not sure i’d be slathering that on, how long has it actually been in the cellar?
And seriously, how can you f#ck up a chicken salad?! My boyfriend would be pretty unimpressed if my cooking skills were that bad and he had to cook at 9.30 at night! She’s literally got the whole day to make something. It’s like she’s trying to be Carrie Bradshaw
And seriously, how can you f#ck up a chicken salad?! My boyfriend would be pretty unimpressed if my cooking skills were that bad and he had to cook at 9.30 at night! She’s literally got the whole day to make something. It’s like she’s trying to be Carrie Bradshaw
She is either thick as tit (I think she is as there's literally nothing to her based on what I've seen and heard from people that have met her) or it's a stupid act that she thinks is enduring and 'girlie'
Agree. It astounds me how she can sit in front of a mirror and invisible people and go on about how pretty she looks !!!
This whole hair thing is ridiculous!!! How would it suddenly miraculously be thicker?
I find it hilarious we can predict the lines she will come out with
I find it hilarious we can predict the lines she will come out with
It looks fluffy but not thicker!!
Why does she put the scalp drops only on her parting?
Why does she blow dry it?? She isn’t going anywhere, and it doesn’t look good anyway. Why not put it in a french plait or something and LEAVE IT ALONE and give it a chance to recover while we are in lockdown? Oh no it’s “ever so” much better to get whipping boy to shell out for some drops she doesn’t even know how to use correctly and style her frazzled hair once again.
“Look how thick it looks!” I must be on the Truman show being tricked, this cannot be real
Why does she blow dry it?? She isn’t going anywhere, and it doesn’t look good anyway. Why not put it in a french plait or something and LEAVE IT ALONE and give it a chance to recover while we are in lockdown? Oh no it’s “ever so” much better to get whipping boy to shell out for some drops she doesn’t even know how to use correctly and style her frazzled hair once again.
“Look how thick it looks!” I must be on the Truman show being tricked, this cannot be real
That’s cos she reads it on here ...This whole hair thing is ridiculous!!! How would it suddenly miraculously be thicker?
I find it hilarious we can predict the lines she will come out with
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Crying. 
The text she’s written just makes the whole picture even funnier! OMG.
The text she’s written just makes the whole picture even funnier! OMG.
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OMG .... she hasn’t even sorted out the awful Fake tanned hand !!!! Check out the palm of it 
She’s such a grubby cow
She’s such a grubby cow
Think she’s just an all round manic narc.
shes 100% self obsessed not sure about OCD tho
this is my first ever comment on here but wow she does my head in! when she applied her eye cream and tapped her eyes with her fingers like what the duck are you doing!
It’s so obvious she has a filter on in her stories from this afternoon
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