Stand by for the ‘vurry nervous’ post, and the sincere face imploring her idiot followers to message her about ‘sizing’
Lornaluxe #20 brag brag brag, shill shill shill
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Noted that the Chanel bag winner is now entering 5000£ cash giveaway at In The Shite. Think she’s probably had all her luck for the year to be fair,.. 
Standard. Imagine being so predictable.Stand by for the ‘vurry nervous’ post, and the sincere face imploring her idiot followers to message her about ‘sizing’
I’ve just looked at the ITS stories . All the pictures they’re using are ones of her at home . So it really wasn’t NECESSARY for her to go to Brighton to ‘shoot’ her dump . Bet those pics will be used on the App dump at 6pm but ITS are happy to use the home pics on their stories so IMO The Luxes trip to Brighton was def not a necessary work trip .I thought this too but I’d argue that the rules are you can do it for work only if you can’t do it at home, and she absolutely can take photos at home. And if she HAS to take one outside a shop, do it in Horsham or Crawley which are both 10 mins drive away from her, on her way back from her daily Tesco trips.
You’re right though, she will claim that thoughI knew as soon as she started saying about images being shot months ago that she was about to release images taken somewhere she shouldn’t be.
Fukkin twats !!!!
Wonder if she will bother getting out of bed before lunch today. I mean given the dump later, today is all about her & the £££!
I’m expecting a sudden burst of enthusiasm!
I’m expecting a sudden burst of enthusiasm!
I don’t understand why she drove all the way to Brighton to take a photo on a nondescript pavement. It makes no sense at all. Why not just take it in your garden?
Wellllll the neighbours don’t like it 
But seriously, who cares if the neighbours don’t like it? It’s their property too, no one can tell them they can’t take pictures on it
But seriously, who cares if the neighbours don’t like it? It’s their property too, no one can tell them they can’t take pictures on it
Imagine if Lorna sent the winner these from her favourite website
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I checked her grid and she didn’t even post about the bag, but seems like the type who would do that?Noted that the Chanel bag winner is now entering 5000£ cash giveaway at In The Shite. Think she’s probably had all her luck for the year to be fair,..
Standard. Imagine being so predictable.
Maybe she sold it? Or maybe Lorna didn’t ship it yet?
I imagine OM would be despatched to the post office. Yawna doesn’t do queues
Big news TITs, the radiators are back. Why the duck did she lie about that; absolutely pointless
She’s taken the photo down now but oh what a coincidence I took a screenshot
She’s taken the photo down now but oh what a coincidence I took a screenshot
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Big news TITs, the radiators are back. Why the duck did she lie about that; absolutely pointless
She’s taken the photo down now but oh what a coincidence I took a screenshot
So weird
And oh look! Suddenly she’s all enthusiastic again - slept in though obvs. But realised she better get up quickly to start shilling shite !
She’s now using £180 face oil. Particularly relatable for the ones buying her acrylic lounge wear.
She’s now using £180 face oil. Particularly relatable for the ones buying her acrylic lounge wear.
Great pronounciation as usual
She looks like she’s been wiping her arse with her hands, colour of them.
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She is looking vury orange today
Another brand she’s going to destroy. If Bader start sending her free tit I’m going to be writing in!
All this she puts on her face, she needs to invest in a good body scrub, moisturiser and tan!
All that fiddling about with her face is making me actually recoil. JUST LEAVE IT ALONE. No wonder she has prize winning zits 
The hands are disgusting! If you’re going to fake tan, I’m not a fan , do it properly!!!
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