Hi guys! I’ve just discovered this girl and I need to ask is that guy John her sugar daddy? Is he a pilot? Can somebody catch me up please lol thank you
Lornaluxe #20 brag brag brag, shill shill shill
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I literally just screenshot this picture to post the same response!there's a very unfortunate crease/shadow in the erm crotch area of the first pic
GODDDDDDD now I cant unsee. The bulge and the creasethere's a very unfortunate crease/shadow in the erm crotch area of the first pic
!!!She does have a very unfortunate looking fanny I must say !!!?
I feel sure it’s because she tries to edit the paunch out. And she ends up with these bizarre lumps and bumps at strange angles.
Errr no. He’s not a pilot, altho I’m sure she probably had a go at getting one. More “daddy issues” than sugar daddy. They live in a 2 bed flat not a Manor House , and she filters her face to the point of being unrecognisable. She hasn’t worked for nearly a decade and she’s cheated on him...think that’s about it in a nutshell.
Sugar Daddy, Husband, Chauffeur, Cook, Cleaner, Photographer, Videographer, Purchaser of Expensive Handbags, Hapless Puppy Dog, Hanger-On When Friends Come Round, Pensions Adviser (or just Pensioner), Weird Creepy Guy, Hermes Handbag Fetcher...........
Take your pick. They're all relevant.
How I felt looking at her insta for the first time 
Ps- i’m still none the wiser
Ps- i’m still none the wiser
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@RaspberryCheesecake I’m afraid I’m gonna have to correct you .. they don’t have any friends and nobody ever ‘bobs ‘ round to the flat !!Sugar Daddy, Husband, Chauffeur, Cook, Cleaner, Photographer, Videographer, Purchaser of Expensive Handbags, Hapless Puppy Dog, Hanger-On When Friends Come Round, Pensions Adviser (or just Pensioner), Weird Creepy Guy, Hermes Handbag Fetcher...........
Take your pick. They're all relevant.
My vote is she’s got Covid. She never is quiet this long
Like ever.@RaspberryCheesecake I’m afraid I’m gonna have to correct you .. they don’t have any friends and nobody ever ‘bobs ‘ round to the flat !!
Very true! I suppose I was thinking about the times he's mooched about like a predatory spare wheel when she goes on her What's-In-This-For-Me lunch and dinner dates with various random people of influence whom she never seems to mention again. 'Friends' was definitely the wrong word...@RaspberryCheesecake I’m afraid I’m gonna have to correct you .. they don’t have any friends and nobody ever ‘bobs ‘ round to the flat !!
Oohhhh. Yes those awful cringey cling on lunchesVery true! I suppose I was thinking about the times he's mooched about like a predatory spare wheel when she goes on her What's-In-This-For-Me lunch and dinner dates with various random people of influence whom she never seems to mention again. 'Friends' was definitely the wrong word...
Na, I don’t reckon she’s got covid. I reckon she’s terrified at having no content until March. And OMR will be taking it like the witch he is. No Chanel, no unnecessary travel. Just people she doesn’t know adoring her. Highly likely she’s depressed and miserable because it’s now she will realise how empty her life is.
What the duck is this monstrosity?!
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Another ridiculously oversized item to make her look like a borrower
Well it's illegal to leave your house more than once a day now. Shove that LL. Is the boiler going to break down again, will the pipes burst, oh I can the cogs being turned in her brain now
Now this is oversized!! I found this when I was stalking a certain mans Facebook page during a wine night... a fellow TIT got me on it after she posted a pic too! Did she think this was flattering?!
There was a beaut pic of OMR lying on a sunbed, looking classy with his many tattoos! (Sorry to anyone who has or likes tattoos-no offence)
I found this when I was stalking a certain mans Facebook page during a wine night... a fellow TIT got me on it after she posted a pic too! Did she think this was flattering?!There was a beaut pic of OMR lying on a sunbed, looking classy with his many tattoos! (Sorry to anyone who has or likes tattoos-no offence)
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I have been following Lornaluxe casually but officially just unfollowed bc her content is repetitive and she seems dull. There’s plentyy of other influencers who have a similar style to hers but they at least have some interesting content like ig stories that aren’t overly filtered, humorous captions, etc. I don’t mean to botox-shame (I’m pro-cosmetic enhancements) but her shelf lips really turn me away. Don’t need to see them on my feed
She might actually blow away in a gust of wind... here’s hoping!Imagine her caring that bag with the oversized hat and the parachute dress
Mmm, can see it now. She'd be like Mary Poppins on crack cocaine. SMH.Imagine her caring that bag with the oversized hat and the parachute dress
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