Lorna Luxe

[pink321]

I hate her stupid "Iya!!" (supposed to be 'Hiya' but the way she says it is bloody irritating af!!) at the start of every story, I've stopped watching as I can't stand it that badly, she looks like such a childish cow

Christ. Just watched her insta stories for the first time ever.
1) her wedding ring looks like something out of a cracker
2) her hair extensions and fake tan are so bad for someone with a lot of money
3) her top lip line is wavy... from too much filler, I suppose?

She’s nothing but a council estate beauty. But she’s not even a beauty. Just council.

 

[jeaner]

I find the whole set-up so baffling! I'm wondering what on earth the husband does, he's very Mickey Rourke in the old visage department, isn't he? I can't look away though. I kind of wish she'd exfoliate too.

 

[Jasmine]

Still not happy... still wants the Birkin... and on and on it goes, never fully happy, always chasing something. You can't fix mental health through shopping and Mr. L is an enabler, shame on him!!

 

[Ohmydays]

Not driven to London in the Bentley I see !!!!
OMG that made up face and fluffy eye mask pick again .
Hotel, meetings,red carpet bash, valentines dinner prob a bit of rose and shopping Blah blah blag .
Same Ol same Ol LL

How can you be happy about always being in hotels. Being in hotels is awful - I do it for work and it’s just absolutely shit. Even the nicest hotels you’re still just lugging all your stuff around in suitcases, you haven’t got your own kitchen to pick about at, you haven’t got your own cosy sofa, it’s just miserable.
They haven’t moved into London because they can’t afford to buy in London in a place that will give off the same wealthy vibes as their faux country mansion (flat).

Tbh .. have you ever seen any pics of her in her kitchen or on her sofa !! They just seem to snuggle up in bed with the dog to watch ‘murder she wrote ‘
Don’t forget though the OAP will be blagging an upgrade at the hotel so it’s something else for her to ‘brag’ about !

 

[Jasmine]

I've nothing against LL. I just know what Mr. L is like. I hope she isn't being manipulated without knowing. He likes to be with vulnerable people because he can "protect" them. I've been there, however the marriage didn't last because I hated being smothered and I ended up with no friends because he wanted to be with me all the time. Over affectionate and all too consuming. It was a toxic relationship /marriage. He would be attracted to LL for her brain and looks, however making her feel like she would never have a better life without him is his speciality. Buying whatever she wants, cooking for her, being her serf. It's all controlling and manipulative. I had to leave and start my life again. I just hope she's happy and he's changed for the better

 

[Its_Me]

Going out for dinner at 10pm? Cheap seats.

 

[Eleven11]

She says she wants a big family and I don’t mean to be rude but... isn’t Mr Luxe getting on a bit?

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That’s her running joke. She is talking about designer bags being her “babies”. Latest post states he has agreed to try for a baby ie Hermes Kelly

Think the car has had a much more negative reaction than LL imagined, if a deal has been done with Bentley and she had persuaded them it will increase their brand awareness in a positive way it has backfired massively, no one is impressed and the rate of negativity on her feed was too much for her to deal with. No more mention of the car on Instagram and Twitter is down for now LOL

Reckon 1% of her followers could afford a Bentley if that so not very savvy marketing from them of true . If you’re buying cheap man made fibre garms from her ITS collection you don’t have the cash to buy a Bentley

OK so I’ve had to sign up after finding this forum when I googled ‘who is Lorna Luxe’

I liked one of her pics last week I think it was the Balenciaga coat and decided to give her a follow without really looking at her feed. Then I saw the chanel ski pic and thought woah bit much. But again didn’t really pay much attention to the profile.

Yesterday I’m on my stories and this pale faced wishy washy haired northerner is filling my screen and I‘m hearing “eyyyyaaaah”

EW!!! I think who is this I am following-Look at the profile and realise it the girl with the balenciaga coat and chanel bag on the ski slopes (who does that!?)

I’m not here for bashing people’s appearance but when they look THAT different on their stories to the pics on their feed-Something has to be said.

Then after actually looking at her in more depth I’m thinking who is this simpleton with 1 million followers head to toe in trash garms who appears to have married her sugar daddy!???

I thought it couldn’t get any worse than Lydia Millen-Oh but it can in the form of ‘Lorna Luxe’

I follow her out of sheer fascination too. I couldn’t believe the bare faced person with the Manchester accent was the same one in her grid. I think my chin hit the floor when I hear “EYE-A”
I also find her terrible hair dye job (roots don’t match) and appalling fake tan very amusing and not very luxurious at all, despite how many Chanel handbags are on her stories !

 

[Prince]

I’m awaiting for the next instalment of one shitting oneself as she does a catwalk in her ski wear ...

 

[JustLooking1]

.WTF! . .LL getting daily advent pressies from the OAP .. she’s just got the tights in white / cream ? £90 on day number ?? in Her Advent Calendar
It’s so bloody Ridiculous this whole LL story .. I’m so successful .. then the OAP ( aka Hugh Hefner) gives her daily EXPENSIVE advent gifts !

do you do this crazy typing so no one can possibly trace you back to being an actual person?

not to be mean but it sends me under.

 

[jeaner]

They are proper lazy, boring bastards aren't they?! Ordering carbs from room service and having a bath, Jesus how are they not bored of themselves?

 

[Josie69]

Not sure Carrie Bradshaw has bad hair extensions?

 

[bbb333]

It’s the bad fake tan. Why? Just why?

 

[pink_norris]

She doesn't live in Brighton, they live near Horsham which is 1hr 30 in the car. I don't know anyone in the Southeast that drives into London we all get the train, easier, quicker only 50 mins and less stress. Parking in London is really expensive with the congestion charge and the borough councils don't want people to drive in London with the carbon footprint and pollution. Just get the bloody train, do you not care about the environment???

 

[Ohmydays]

Why do her shoes never look like they fit properly? Those brown mules she’s wearing in her stories, there’s a massive gap between her toes and the end of the shoe!

I don’t think those square shoes fit anyone properly and she’s got lots of pairs

What’s with the hat?? They’re not skiing yet

i bet they don’t ski !

On the plane to Geneva .. wooly hat , earmuffs,coat etc all the gear no idea ... you forgot your socks love !
Is this the ‘ I’m taking taking Mr Luxe somewhere cold trip’ ?
another bloody lie .. Laura Mercier are taking you on an instablagger trip .

 

[sallysaysofsuzie]

So LL is bringing out some 'suede' effect leggings which are identical to her Zara camel ones she plugged all last winter, yet she kicks off when other brands copy her 'designs'? I don't understand how her copying Zara is any different to other brands copying her collection?? they're actually identical, same panel design with a high waistband in the same fabric, just hers are grey not camel?

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Omggg the squelching nosies when she smushed her lips together to even out the lippy was that all the filler in the lips making the noise?!

 

[Its_Me]

Has she not got any other jumpers than that cheap brown thing she wears. Did not need that tutorial for the chavtastic hairdo.

If I were a Hermes SA I wouldn’t sell that absolute state a Birkin-What’s she going to wear it with her crappy ITS collection?

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

She probably doesn’t want people taking unedited pics of her also.

 

[Its_Me]

She says she wants a big family and I don’t mean to be rude but... isn’t Mr Luxe getting on a bit?

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she means she wants a family of Birkins

 

[Josie69]

She looks more like a 16 in the latest video launch !!!
WtF is it with
High neck
Balloon sleeves
Ruched body
Open backs
Net chests
Net hemline extensions
All in one bloody dress !!!!

and she ‘lives’ in Paris !!
Quel desastre

I screen shot it... I was so shocked. She looks like a size 18 or something here