Lorna Luxe

[Jasmine]

Yes, he has. I remember him saying that he hated the job and all he wanted to be is a marine biologist and live his life as a surfer. I used to tell him to grow a backbone and stand up to users, as we were going through the divorce (many years ago now, and for the record my present partner is twice as successful but you so wouldn't know it. We live a simple life shopping to save, rather than be extravagant. We don't need to prove ourselves) Anyway Mr. L was always teriffied of being disliked, loved, seen as a failure. He always wanted to be the one that everyone adored. I feel so sorry for him, I really do. I believe that being a father is /was his dream since he was 18. I believe that with his sad background and things I would rather not discuss, he just wants to be loved. Unfortunately he buys it.

Sorry, what I mean by buying it is, buying presents in return for love. I remember him buying me a bracelet after we had just met! I was, like, I like you for you and not what you can buy me. I couldn't understand why he kept doing this, always buying. I didn't want to know in the end. I can't live a life like that. I know LL says she loves him, if the shit really hit the fan and health or wealth suffered, would it be possible to think they would be ok. LL don't use or abuse Mr. L he's been through a lot in his life. Surely you know that.... right?
What about his brother? Or does he not fit in with the image?

 

[Jasmine]

Her addiction to shopping is very worrying and no one seems to point this out to her. It's certainly not making her happy or content. She's on a constant loop of buying, wanting more, buying, wanting more. This would drive me insane!!! Go and volunteer for a while instead of shopping!

 

[Lechat]

Influencers always go on twitter to ‘shame’ business when they don’t like something. Why not pick up the phone like an adult and sort it out?! Of course it’s because they hope for a freebie or a comped stay for moaning publicly. Depressing to see grown women act this way.

 

[ELT1506]

I need to unfollow- the jaw twist every time she drags out ‘aaaaannnnddd’ I swear she’s going to dislocate it one of these days, I don’t understand why she does it. Also, she just got the small Dior Saddle the other day and now wants more ‘shopping’, it’s so greedy, empty, repetitive and also pointless - I swear I’d rather see her clean her kitchen or cook dinner at this point just to show that her life is not one cycle of selfies, shopping, lunch, rose, aaaannnnndddddd repeat. I used to like her but after you follow for a while you realise her content is not really aspirational anymore.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

The Geratric is perched at the end of the table like some kind of Pervy-Lurker & grinning like a simpleton. Wtf has he got to to with anything? Do Laura Mercier seriously need this pair? Really?

 

[Jasmine]

Actually you don't see them with friends at all. Just the two of them....

 

[JustLooking1]

It just goes back to why doesn’t she just move to London, she’s always there. She doesn’t move cos she can’t afford the type of place she’s built herself up to pretend to, not cos the dog likes the garden. London’s full of green spaces.

 

[Ohmydays]

Yep- it’s deeply offensive to my eyes. Just buying tons of stuff that she will never use. On a serious note I’m a psychologist ( specifically children) and the amount of mental health issues I deal with DAILY due to impressionable teens watching this tripe is staggering. Trying to get them to understand that these lifestyles shouldn’t be something to aspire to is virtually impossible.
As adults we can see that this kind of behaviour ( perpetually photographing yourself, gawping at yourself adoringly ) is actually mental illness..and the buying stuff day after day after day is simply a replacement for whatever it is that’s missing in her life..
but kids don’t see this...
They just see the “lifestyle” and “followers” and associate this with happiness & success & the amount of young girls I see who want to be “ Instagram famous” is literally terrifying. They have no career aspiration, they want nothing but inflated lips and to stare at themselves all day If only to prove their life is better than someone else’s.

I don’t think the instablaggers actually appreciate anything they Get/buy it’s as if they want to be the 1st one to post it on IG .. so they get it .. post it .. it’s served its purpose . Discard it .. then before they’ve clicked off IG their on to the next thing ! LL is a prime example of this anyone else remember when she left her Dior bag under the table in a restaurant and she quoted that the OAP had said that if it wasn’t there he would have it replaced before breakfast !!! Easy come easy go .. !! The adulation they get for their vanity and greed is horrendous but they have no shame .. just keep grabbing, grabbing , grabbing. It’s so tough for kids growing up with this being so naive and vulnerable and believing all the IG BS ! How are these youngsters going to through life and friendships is it gonna be .. how many likes did you get, how many followers have you got !!! Complete rubbish and now ‘WE’ the ones with an honest opinion and not a ‘sheep follower’ are classed as the bully ..

 

[Ohmydays]

She’s sharing her body tan hacks tomorrow folks. Surely just coats of orange tan?

OMG. The pale make up free face .
Followed by the ‘ before ‘pic on stories photo shopped to the extreme looks like she lost about 30kg in 10 minutes so fake and deceitful

 

[Snarkaholic]

The car is leased. And if that were their house every angle of it would be shoved down our throats daily. She does video tours of fucking closets in hotel rooms. Best believe she wouldn’t be so vague about it if it were some regal manor in the British countryside.

 

[Jasmine]

Wait were you an air hostess too?

Yep, for 28 years and I'm from Manchester too and Mr. L and I used to live in the same building as he does now, however our flat was on the top floor not the ground floor. Spooky eh?

 

[Pingping]

Why is he even there with her? Other bloggers partners don’t go on most of them with them, it is like she says to them I’m not coming unless Mr luxe can too.. is that how “she is taking him away somewhere cold”

 

[Marshy]

MORTIFIED?! Obviously not mortified enough to keep a very embarrassing situation private though!!
Why wasn’t the police called at the time of the incident? So Mr OAP got manhandled and pushed against a lift. Welcome to Luxe life eh. If requested to leave you should have drunk up and left. Like most people would have. It’s at the managers/owners discretion who gets served and who is asked to leave. As for tagging him in the stories. I’m sure he really doesn’t give a shit. You’re a tiny fish in a huge NYC pond.

 

[Lechat]

So she’s switched to another hotel in Santorini. Kind of suggests they are gifted stays as why not just stay at one for the whole holiday?
I noticed her PR for the clothing lines is clever. It’s portrayed as Candid holiday snaps showing the clothes taken by her husband, as though none of it was planned. She just happened to have all her clothing line in Santorini, on a luxe holiday! But in reality this has all been scoped, agreed and planned beforehand hasn’t it. So deceptive.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Her walking videos crack me up always so hideous
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she walks like my 2 year old when she’s wearing my heels. ( with a fully loaded nappy )

 

[Ohmydays]

Bet she’s gutted she paid £85 for an oil cleanser recently .
Seriously does this ugly vain LL believe every hype there is out there that involves a celebrity .
She can’t make up her mind if she wants to be Carrie Bradshaw Julia Roberts Victoria Beckham or a sodding Kardashian .
WTF she’s getting more irritating by the minute .
Microneedling was brave after her fillers
LL is just undisclosed AD after AD after Ad
How many more ITS LL cheap shite collab release day stories are there left ?
Then two days later you can buy them 40% discount !!!
Then we’ve got YET another new line fucking release date !
The sex on the balcony comment
Oh and her TV show cameo ! Can’t wait to see what she looks like on that .
Vile couple .

I don’t understand her. Go to New York and get a facial and hang around the hotel room, instagramming it because you think the Kardashians stayed. How about go outside, walk the high line, see a museum or gallery. Maybe visit the 9/11 memorial and do some reflection. But no Luxe’s in NYC is just about rose consumption and flogging ads. Oh her story about the micellar water must be ad because lots of bloggers have been featuring it but LL hasn’t declared it.

Totally agree ..but she obviously doesn’t get bored of looking in the mirror and of her own boring company . I bet she’s s right diva .
Wonder what her face will look like today ?

 

[Leleletmetellyou]

Really? She literally changes her entire appearance, face, slims her legs down. That's not healthy behaviour.

I KNOW. And on top of that she says that if she was to create an Instagram filter, it would only add a 'bit of lipgloss'. Try adding botox and fillers to that too hun

 

[Rogue1]

I do hope so, then - like we did on the instyle tv programme- we will be able to see what she actually looked like, and not how she does on her insta with the chin angled and heavy filter on!

 

[bubbletea123]

Bouji, high end, luxe... all words that come to mind immediately when talking about the mass produced garments of ‘in the style’

People who are REALLY wealthy never refer to themselves as 'bouji', 'luxe' or 'high end.' She is new money at its finest.

 

[Just watching it all]

Latest story could she not wait to speak/film? Talking with her mouth full, jaw moving all over the shot rude & vile!

I love the dress, shame she chav styled it up with all the Dior bling