Lorna Luxe #48 Trust Pilot - Dreadful experience, clothes are nasty

[Phil I Buster]

Unbelievable, why can't she stay in look after him? If he's that ill he could pass out or fall, he shouldn't be left alone at least. I don't get why she always advertises when he's ill or an update on him then next story is some ad for make up or her "business", no tact at all.

You know, if she said “I’m going to meet up with a friend for a coffee and a chat” I’d let her off because it’s a difficult thing to navigate and support is what a spouse needs too.

But this is Lorna.

She’s off on the lash and says she doesn’t know where she’ll end up? Absolutely unreal.

 

[LittleBirdie]

To be fair, he does usually go to Le Mans - I remember she’s shared his despo texts before where he’s saying how much he misses her and she replies with something akin to “aww thanks” after a day. I think they’ve just managed to wangle a freebie upgrade with AMR.

The New Look promo is such a bad move. But then Loons never has had any really focus or direction. LA Space is all over the place in terms of what it’s meant to be.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

She is SO BAD at skincare/makeup/hair, I'm perpetually amazed that any brand want to work with her

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Such an amazing ambassador for fillet o Kingsley..

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

I mean for fucks sake. This is really out of hand.

 

[Mishka13]

We specialise in hair replacement.. we manufacture hair and supply to the trade, hair industry, TV and film for anything hair.
I used to do all celeb extensions, no longer after I fractured my spine.

Those extensions are amongst the most TERRIBLE I have seen, don’t even go to the colour match

 

[de beauvoir]

Her idea of supporting John is public displays of affection, posting pictures of them together, naming a product after him…Funnily enough, never just spending time and looking after him.
Although part of me think John loves it all with his ‘serving princess’ mentality.

She really is one of those people that social media is her whole life and personality and it’s just quite tragic.
She thinks a couple months of suddenly posting her affection for him 1. makes it believable and 2. makes it okay to leave him after finding out his cancer may be terminal.

 

[Just watching it all]

It makes zero sense all this travelling. A school friend has been through chemo recently, he's only just announced on FB the type of cancer - same as John. This guy said he couldn't travel as he had no insurance (he got the all clear for now recently so can now travel) he's still not able to eat solids properly, he has to think about what food to eat, he has no toe nails from the chemo still which he finds painful and is still exhausted. He can't do a full day at work yet. No idea how John is able to function on these trips mid chemo - someone is moving his timeline and telling porky pies for IG numbers, sympathy and financial gain or she frankly doesn't give a shit about her husband that bank rolled her for years!

Whatever is going on is in very poor taste and I don't understand how are followers/friends using that loosely don't see it and call her out.

 

[CAT1975]

I’m with you on this .. it just seems wrong .
I’ve known people terminally ill take on a healthy lifestyle, albeit too late but purely to give themselves a better chance with the horrendous chemo effects.
I know Everyone has a difference of opinion on cancer . I’m also aware that a lot of Tits on the thread have experienced it either 1st hand or with friends or family and his behaviour is gonna be a trigger for a lot of us .
Personally I think he’s a Fukkin idiot still smoking and drinking .

My father currently has cancer. Treated and clear for one and now another diagnosis the same as John. He’s the most important person to me. He’s having to go private to get his treatment due to the nhs not pushing his treatment quick enough. So I too am going through the same feelings as most of you. That said, I’m of the opinion if he wants a cigar and a glass or two of red then I’m happy for him to oblige. If the previous posts weren’t meant to say because John smokes or drinks he can’t use the nhs then that’s fine. If people think those who do this shouldn’t take treatment from the nhs then my opinion is that’s unfair.

 

[jtms1991]

I’ve got major secondhand embarrassment from her latest TikTok.. it’s like she’s trying to be young and cool in front of the younger crowd..? When in reality she’s just propped her phone up filming herself troughing her food down and attempting to bop her head to the music. (That she probably has never heard of). I bet the other girls are literally like who the fuck is grandma and why is she here? I would call her a ‘has been’, but has she ever ‘been’?!? 🫠🫠🫠

 

[TruffleShuffles]

Pie jesu, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
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The attack of the Temu clip-ins?

It’s like a Pantone orange colour chart. Face included.

 

[mushroomprincess22]

Her face looks such a mess in todays stories. She looks like a completely different person on there compared to her Instagram grid pictures. She used to be so pretty in the early days when she was an air hostess. Now she resembles Pete Burns. She looks like she smells and gives off zero class whatsoever. Her make up always looks as if it is caked on. There is nothing natural, classy, expensive about her at all anymore. What a mess. X

 

[Its_Me]

So what does her post about his cancer treatment actually mean? Surely she can’t carry on the way she has been going out and posing if it’s as bad as it seems?!

Non curative would mean terminal I guess? But they’re giving him 3 months of chemo to see how that goes. I’ve no doubt she will indeed carry on as normal.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Joshing about him being in his 50’s. I have no idea how old he is. My spidey senses just tell me he’s a wrong un.
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What the Fukk is she wearing ???. She looks horrendous .. also cos shes at the races she’s hosting a Holland Cooper handbag too #dumpymcstumpy does the races

Who’s that bloke in the dress? I’m confused. Are they her new stylist ?
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Right well now I see what’s gone on. Id pressed the link of the Demi person stylist and didn’t realise that it’s the same person in the blue dress! So not a man. Apologies.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Her makeup ‘tutorials’ are like some sort of parody skit. The thought of sitting on a boat all day in the searing heat with all that shiny orange crap on your face

 

[bradshawsshoes101]

It’s not balayage if your just sticking different coloured extentions in that don’t match your hair

 

[TruffleShuffles]

It's basically a long version of this... and yes I realise it's mad that I (we?) remember her ITS 'creations' when none of us even bought any of them

Cannot wait for the ‘how to tie the strung’ tutorial. I’m starting to question if Frisby is in on this, it’s just all too blatant.

 

[Ohmydays]

I don’t understand why she’s gone on this event today.
There’s absolutely no reason for it only selfish greed.
Im sure her previous AM events were organised with the Raisin in mind.They now know how sick he is as they witnessed it recently so I’m sure they would have understood if she declined.
She’s had radio silence all day .
And let’s be honest her Fawnas are hardly gonna rush out and buy an AstonMartin are they ?
So it’s hardly an urgent pr event .
So once again she’s going for the sympathy vote or as she likes to say ‘a little self care ‘ fukk off its purely been a selfish drink fuelled freebie .
In The last 24 hours ..
She’s been in Soho with 3 randoms !
Had a New shite hairdo !
Flogged a Boots promotion box lying about gheas if she got the deal !
Had a choice of 3 outfits for a Day at the races !

AND not ONE mention of The Raisin .

I don’t think that copper hair colour does much for her blue eyes they don’t seem to pop now

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

She’s laughing at us tits. Making a mockery.

Clonky boots
Fake dior
(REALLY) Bad hair
Bad nails
Alcohol
Pretend friends
Filtered face

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Have a look at her eating (if you can bear it!) on Tik Tok! Minging! Where’s my rose gone?!

I can’t. She did this at the place in Santorini that she used to go to, swished rose around in her mouth and actually filmed herself with those ridiculous lips wobbling around. I still gag now when I think about it.