I thought it was bad enough she was there for A DAY.,, just realised she’s there for three days!!! What an absolute DICK she is!!!!
Lorna Luxe #48 Trust Pilot - Dreadful experience, clothes are nasty
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Wait, she’s saying it was a gift from John?? She’s quite clearly there with a pr bloke on a freebie. Does she think we’re stupid??
No way is that a gift from OMR. She would have said that at the very beginning if so, she's backtracking as she knows it doesn't look good. Plus, she's gone with PR mates, prob a freebie she's muscled in on. Never spends her own money on anything does she! Well, apart from the vanity project.
A risible attempt at damage control
There’s the tit skirt
What is going on with her hair man it looks like it’s been done by an apprentice
Ohhhhh of course. Now it’s a gift from John... and she’s been texting him all weekend!
Damage control!
Her bumpy filler eyebrows that stick out are scary
Damage control!
Her bumpy filler eyebrows that stick out are scary
Didn't notice the tit skirt. Was looking at the weird bump above her right eyebrow!!
The tit/tan encrusted nails and nylon hair are just horrific.
She went to Glastonbury because she DIDN’T want to look after John in his absolute hour of need
Keep that to the forefront of your mind.
John sort your will out. She doesn’t give a duck about you
Keep that to the forefront of your mind.
John sort your will out. She doesn’t give a duck about you
That hair should’ve stayed in the nineties…
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I think she is lying about it being from john. I 'know' a fella who works behind the scenes at NL, who she was on the recent PR trip with. He has been posting from Glastonbury all weekend too. It must be something to do with PR. Also, john wouldn't be able to just buy a ticket. Glastonbury doesn't work like that.
Nothing makes sense .. What a weird few unecessary days at Glastonbury !
What experience has John treated her to ? Her hair ? Can’t be Glastonbury cos she don’t know anyone there ! So it’s obviously a gifted trip .. that she didn’t need to attend !
It’s Fukkin unreal and bizarre . She’s Fukkin over 40 posting Her weird NEW friends that she looked like she had no connection with them whatsoever or her Fukkin random thoughts post whilst wearing the anorak !
What experience has John treated her to ? Her hair ? Can’t be Glastonbury cos she don’t know anyone there ! So it’s obviously a gifted trip .. that she didn’t need to attend !
It’s Fukkin unreal and bizarre . She’s Fukkin over 40 posting Her weird NEW friends that she looked like she had no connection with them whatsoever or her Fukkin random thoughts post whilst wearing the anorak !
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John gave her permission to go which she translated as 'gifted'. She must have been a last minute replacement for someone who couldn't go!
Nothing makes sense .. What a weird few unecessary days at Glastonbury !
What experience has John treated her to ? Can’t be Glastonbury cos she don’t know anyone there ! So it’s obviously a gifted trip .. that she didn’t need to attend !
It’s Fukkin unreal and bizarre . She’s Fukkin over 40 posting Her weird NEW friends that looked like she had no connection with them whatsoever .
Or her Fukkin random thoughts post whilst wearing the anorak and he’s at home enduring his chemo whilst pretending he’s bought her tickets to enjoy herself at Glastonbury ..
some weird tit going on her !!!
What experience has John treated her to ? Can’t be Glastonbury cos she don’t know anyone there ! So it’s obviously a gifted trip .. that she didn’t need to attend !
It’s Fukkin unreal and bizarre . She’s Fukkin over 40 posting Her weird NEW friends that looked like she had no connection with them whatsoever .
Or her Fukkin random thoughts post whilst wearing the anorak and he’s at home enduring his chemo whilst pretending he’s bought her tickets to enjoy herself at Glastonbury ..
some weird tit going on her !!!Nappy more like!!
She’s talking absolute tit if she is there on a hospitality ticket
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Look at the state of her nails 
Urgh she’s a bleeping state!!! Everything about her screams selfish chav not luxe. Not a single
Second of care to clothes shoes handbags nor a single duck does she give about her poor ‘dying’ husband. I know he’s been the one to give her everything and feed her ego but she is a vile specimen. I hope he sees what he’s turned her into and when the chips were down she didn’t give two hoots about him, only her self and her inflated ego and wine waistline!! She’s vile.
Second of care to clothes shoes handbags nor a single duck does she give about her poor ‘dying’ husband. I know he’s been the one to give her everything and feed her ego but she is a vile specimen. I hope he sees what he’s turned her into and when the chips were down she didn’t give two hoots about him, only her self and her inflated ego and wine waistline!! She’s vile.
She’s laughing at us tits. Making a mockery.
Clonky boots
Fake dior
(REALLY) Bad hair
Bad nails
Alcohol
Pretend friends
Filtered face
Clonky boots
Fake dior
(REALLY) Bad hair
Bad nails
Alcohol
Pretend friends
Filtered face
