Lorna Luxe #45 Luxe where? Luxe who? Luxe how?

[AlexAlbi]

Found her tree inspo for this year.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Wonder if John has stopped smiling yet??

Interesting when you consider the “ we’ve had a call from the surgeon” dramatics earlier in the week.
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That Gucci nightie. Lorna sees herself as some 6ft, 90’s super model & her happiness is seemingly defined by wealth and being regarded as beautiful. People thinking she’s a model. She’s not. She’s just told people she is.

Fascinates me so much- when you consider that she earns more than someone who actually does good. Like the surgeon who took out johns stomach for example. I mean it’s not even comparable is it. The world is genuinely fucked.

 

[de beauvoir]

She’s still stuck in the fast fashion mentality of ITS.
WOS hasn’t even been launched for 3 full months and they’re already on about launching their 4th collection???

Girl just rebrand as ITS.

 

[de beauvoir]

One of those things where you’re better off not saying anything at all. Why post about John’s health like that and then sit in your WOS dior kagool rip off, pouting her sunburnt lips and flogging a discount code.
She is GROSS!!

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Also who wears a f*cking anorak in the Maldives ????

 

[geordielass72]

That ridiculous bent leg pose. I'd honestly never tire of kicking it out from under her.

 

[de beauvoir]

she’s releasing colleckshuns like it’s ITS but with 10x the markup. fast fashion with a ‘luxe’ price tag.
She’s delusional

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Cashmere blend.
3% cashmere. Okay love. But it’s mainly acrylic and nylon.


Due to the delicate nature and natural fibres slight pilling may occur, "top tip: use a bobble to refresh your Delphine joggers"

She’s even admitting they’re shit! Christ alive, I’ve never known a brand tell you they’re going to bobble ! Luxe my a-hole.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

And taking your candles with you just so you can try to sell junk while on holiday.

God I know. So your 5 star grifted holiday involoves:
- shilling your crappy candles
- covering up your sunburnt face with a victorian death-mask style foundation
- belittling your cancer-ravaged partner and making him out to be a total simp

wow I’m so jel

 

[Just watching it all]

“Photos - JP Luxe”
Hun, you’re clearly taking these terrible photos yourself… YOU ARE HOLDING THE CAMERA YOU MENTALIST.

Cats teets flapping about

 

[Jayda]

Her candles are giving me TK Maxx vibes

 

[styleoversubstance]

GUYS ITS HAPPENING!!!

some very trashy ‘travel bloggers’ have turned up & loonys pretending she knows then….AND IS ON A BIKE!!!

shes liked 1 pinned post before todays maldives one and never mentioned them but they are besties ok

i mean…

 

[Its_Me]

It’s 14:30 in the Maldives and shes pretending she’s having breakfast consisting of sushi and rosé. Shes just uploading back content now with the shit pics she’s taken of her collection.

 

[sudella]

Omg who are these tragics!! I have lived in Turkey and this is just beyond hilarious. The Turks would be having a field day

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

The blurb in the page reads ;

This mood-board features high-quality knitwear with yarn blends of lambswool, cashmere and alpaca

So far I’ve found one item containing 3% cashmere.

This Rupert the Bear £300 monster is 100% polyester!!!

She is taking the absolute greedy piss. If the consumer is buying this rubbish then they really are more stupid than i thought possible.


You Can get a 100% wool coat from (established) brands like &other stories for just over 200. ( I’m only using that as an example as I saw one in there today)
Even H&M. Who the hell does she think she is with her little tribe of desperados.

 

[lucie_Lu]

I was thinking about the first table they got earlier, they clearly had no direction when they moved in (still don’t) and just randomly started filling it with cheap looking random crap.


She’s spoke funny since she had the teeth and Botox around her mouth

I was thinking about the first table they got earlier, they clearly had no direction when they moved in (still don’t) and just randomly started filling it with cheap looking random crap.
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She’s spoke funny since she had the teeth and Botox around her mouth

Yea like Jo had wallpaper she had designed herself after a UFO encounter in Brazil with her then husband who’s in the most famous band in the world. Lorna has a table she ordered off Instagram….
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[Phil I Buster]

I think a spicy margarita will leave him for England in his condition. Wonder who she’s managed to blag a freebie from ? Shame she doesn’t turn off her phone and enjoy her holiday with her husband knowing what the last year has dealt them .

Guarantee the holiday is another press trip she’s got him to tag onto and she’s going to say “we don’t deserve this” several hundred times.

 

[Badbugger]

I don’t know why it’s a surprise…but just sitting in bed with my morning coffee and this comes up on my TikTok

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

She’s truly lost the plot. Does anyone find these even remotely funny/entertaining.
personally it makes me cringe so hard I want to throw my phone out the window.View attachment 2637874

Even worse when you consider she’s been sitting back in the carpark since Saturday morning.
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She’s truly unhinged. Do we have a psychiatrist/psychologist in the group? This woman is completely unhinged.
PS thanks for being kind about previous typo. Obvs meant resort not report 🫣

I am ! My specialism is not social media influencers but I can certainly offer quite a few theories.

 

[straighttothecomments]

She’s sick. Explains it then.. getting loads of messages what I’m using under my eyes.

I’ve just had the most awful week and this one, posting for attention from THE FUCKING MALDIVES.
She is sick, sick, sick.

 

[bellinibobble]

I know John has been very ill but.. really Lorna? Read the room. Sunbathing in the Maldives would be a welcome exchange for most people right now.