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Lorna luxe #30 Yet Another ITS landfill shoot in Paris … groundbreaking
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Todays Q&A bingo
•Did John have a nice birthday? Wheels out some pics and videos from Johns birthday when IG was down
•What did you get John for birthday? Tells how she booked the trip with a mention of the ‘concierge’ owned by her friend she used
•I want to book Maldives for my honeymoon next year do you recommend the Milaidhoo? Gets a mention in of how wonderful they have been and couldn’t do enough for them.
•Are you still having a vow renewal? Pics of mila nova wedding dresses and Italy
•What bag do you recommend out of *insert 2 designer handbags*?
•What should I wear for my work Christmas party? Suggestion from ITS collection
•Did John have a nice birthday? Wheels out some pics and videos from Johns birthday when IG was down
•What did you get John for birthday? Tells how she booked the trip with a mention of the ‘concierge’ owned by her friend she used
•I want to book Maldives for my honeymoon next year do you recommend the Milaidhoo? Gets a mention in of how wonderful they have been and couldn’t do enough for them.
•Are you still having a vow renewal? Pics of mila nova wedding dresses and Italy
•What bag do you recommend out of *insert 2 designer handbags*?
•What should I wear for my work Christmas party? Suggestion from ITS collection
The side slitsOn the InTheShite website, still available all sizes, can’t think why it’s not sold out
That knit fabric looks like a dishcloth…
may I add…
• any suggestions for nervous flyers - seaplanes make me nervous etc (insert cruuuuwww bs here plus shot of flying in)
• how long have you been together/how did you meet (add weird old FB photo here with both of them looking actually )
• whats johns favourite part of the trip so far (insert sealife or activity to make him look adventurous) - PS NO-ONE IS INTERESTED IN (ELTON) JOHN
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Ooh the irony … Yawna promoting a brand that believes in sustainable fashion !!!!! Unlike your Fukkin ITS landfill shite hey Yawna
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BINGO!! Yawna you have awful mutant feet and a very bad fake tan!!! 
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Looks like the other guests got the memo 
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Did we have John making friends with everyone in sight on the bingo card?
Those feet look like they belong to a pterodactyl
I see the scummy mare still can't wash her bleeping hands.
Welcome back @LadyLockdown
Yay the Lady is back!! (not yawna, she no lady)
Make friends at the pool house?
Imagine you’re relaxing in the Maldives, admiring the views and peace.
You look up and see this pair approaching, her: horrific fake tan & hair extensions, him: a grandad the colour of a burned oven chip wearing old suede slip-on shoes.
You’d just say your goodbyes and jump in the sea. No brainer. Getting eaten alive by sharks would be the preferred alternative all day long.
Imagine you’re relaxing in the Maldives, admiring the views and peace.
You look up and see this pair approaching, her: horrific fake tan & hair extensions, him: a grandad the colour of a burned oven chip wearing old suede slip-on shoes.
You’d just say your goodbyes and jump in the sea. No brainer. Getting eaten alive by sharks would be the preferred alternative all day long.
Seriously going to the pool looking like that …streaky fake tan … Full make up .. Hair extensions…. ( Bet we don’t see this pic being used for a Kingsley promo !!! )
Where ‘er straw ‘at
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Where ‘er straw ‘at
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Is she a redhead in real life, underneath all that dye and the extensions?Seriously going to the pool looking like that …streaky fake tan … Full make up .. Hair extensions…. ( Bet we don’t see this pic being used for a Kingsley promo !!! )
Where ‘er straw ‘at
*waves* even lidl have the dishcloth dress.
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Thanks girls! It's been about 8 months I think but I'm ready to settle in for the autumn/winter collection of lies though the loony luxe lens.
Welcome back Lady! Good to see you xThanks girls! It's been about 8 months I think but I'm ready to settle in for the autumn/winter collection of lies though the loony luxe lens.
Is Google not working in Maldives? I looked up what this Sky thing is yesterday and found it straight away. If they’ve gifted her one of these TV’s I’m writing a bleeping complaint.
Sky Glass: New 4k UltraHD smart TV set to replace satellite dishes and boxes
The new device from Sky is set to aggregate a range of electronic devices normally spread throughout a home into one single location, just as it plans on doing with content from platforms such as Netflix, Disney and Amazon.
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Sky have gone full force, loads of influenzers are shilling this magic tit £17 per month for the telly (4 years contract) or £1k outright, plus your Sky sub starting at £39 #DONTFALLFORITWelcome back Lady! Good to see you x
Is Google not working in Maldives? I looked up what this Sky thing is yesterday and found it straight away. If they’ve gifted her one of these TV’s I’m writing a bleeping complaint.
Sky Glass: New 4k UltraHD smart TV set to replace satellite dishes and boxes
The new device from Sky is set to aggregate a range of electronic devices normally spread throughout a home into one single location, just as it plans on doing with content from platforms such as Netflix, Disney and Amazon.
If only Sky telly's were being dropped on the heads of influencers like the 2021 edition of whack-a-mole.
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