Exactly this, sharing proper process and story - properly done! Am genuinely thinking that Lorna’s came from a reseller not direct from Hermes, they just took it to Paris and concocted the whole story.
Lorna luxe #30 Yet Another ITS landfill shoot in Paris … groundbreaking
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What’s she said ? I can’t see anything!
Two things, skinny dipping, just no 
And no Lorna, you don’t deserve to be there.
And no Lorna, you don’t deserve to be there.
Like duck did she skinny dip. Too lazy. But I guess she needs to perpetuate the narrative that they have a wildly erotic & adventurous sex life.
Unfortunately the “ skinny dip” suggestion only conjures up an image of Mr geriatric baggy ball bag floating in the darkness, whilst one of Lorna’s extensions solemnly floats by.
Unfortunately the “ skinny dip” suggestion only conjures up an image of Mr geriatric baggy ball bag floating in the darkness, whilst one of Lorna’s extensions solemnly floats by.
“I don’t deserve to be here” Forever seeking validation. She knows her fawnas will be replying with ohhhh but you do deserve it you’re so fabulous/kind/generous/hard working….
That's me having nightmares for a week.
Also that post is just about her pretending instagram being down didn’t bother her
Also she still gets a Passive/Agressive dig in. The Bodyguard “Johns Favourite movie” - now I’m not saying elderly, straight men dont like a power ballad romantc drama but surely its a feminine dig. She f*cking loathes him…
PS theres no way she wouldnt have photos…
PS theres no way she wouldnt have photos…
That doesn’t seem to be a film that she’s ever said they watch on repeat .. and they watch plenty on repeat yawn nn
Anyone who pays Maldive prices gets to be there. I mean, why she acting like she's so special?“I don’t deserve to be here” Forever seeking validation. She knows her fawnas will be replying with ohhhh but you do deserve it you’re so fabulous/kind/generous/hard working….
"Dont deserve to be there" more like, "look at me! I'm here and you're not, and you peasants will never be"I went to the Maldives for 4 nights in a private water villa and whilst it was ridiculously gorgeous and scenic we would have been brain dead if we had spent more than a week there.
God knows what they will do there considering there is no shopping places and you cant jump between islands for dinners. Plus she doesnt like the sun? I guess its just a different background for her to spend all day on her phone
God knows what they will do there considering there is no shopping places and you cant jump between islands for dinners. Plus she doesnt like the sun? I guess its just a different background for her to spend all day on her phone
Hey I'm back I guess from the IG outage and lazy arse has a cob on because Chanel don't have a island shop
Here's the updated Bingo 60 special, have I missed any?
Here's the updated Bingo 60 special, have I missed any?
Croatia | GRWM on hotel floor | Teeth Whitener | ||
Fillet K (lovin it) | Re-sharing wedding pics | Q&A – how did you meet, where did you get married, what app to improve old pics | Wedding Re-newal plans | |
I’ve ordered a surprise, I’m really nervous, I hope he likes it (in one breathe) | Yawning, morning, had a lie in, don’t know where John is | Thin sunglasses perched on the end of her nose | Pic of drinks on table, in sunset | |
OMR James Bond reference | Hire boat for day (inc footsie on said boat) | OMR pulls strings to get table at restaurant/Room Upgrade | ||
Yellow shorts “name a more iconic duo” | Slurping pasta | Mr Luxe starching hats | How to pact hats advice | |
OMR lying on lounger reading book looking like an overdone hog roast | Selfie of him trying to “mount” her from behind like a over-sexed Alsatian | Up and down the same hotel stairs, multiple times, pony kicking | Absolutely no mention of the dog | Dropped H’s/gurning – pre launch |
Pic on her precariously placed on a wall wearing InTheShite dress | | |
“Over sexed Alsatian” is my new favourite phrase. Cracked me up!
Woahh… she’s back. Quite evidently been on the lash for the last 3 days.
But WAIT, no extensions Fok’ers! It’s a baldie miracle!
( a few more bingo hits here.. glasses perched on nose!)
But WAIT, no extensions Fok’ers! It’s a baldie miracle!
( a few more bingo hits here.. glasses perched on nose!)
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Dropping of h’s too 
Mutant feet
Mutant feet
So. Much. Botox. In. Her. Forehead
Plus, who goes to the Maldives and doesn’t swim?!
Plus, who goes to the Maldives and doesn’t swim?!
Put Maldives in one of those empty squares cos we did guess that one too !
Why doesn’t she just tie her hair up & off her face? It would look so much more chic … ffs
She’s realised that there is literally nothing to post about. No one wears make up when it’s that hot & there is nowhere to go so no GRWM. Too hard to filter/edit a body in swimwear so no photos of that (even though the one under that shirt looked like it might have been interesting) - most fashion influencers would be in different swimwear/cover up / sandals every day - not Yawna. Noticeable that she’s not wearing her own collection swimwear - cheap polyester not that comfy in the heat huh Hun?
No restaurants to visit other than the resort ones and often no-one dresses up that much - one night turning up in heels and a sparky dress is enough to make you feel like a knob and not do it again. She’s been there at least 3 nights hasn’t she but we’ve not seen one ‘last nights outfit for dinner’ No pics of her at the table with designer bag & sunglasses … because who does that on island? No-one.
She’s realised that there is literally nothing to post about. No one wears make up when it’s that hot & there is nowhere to go so no GRWM. Too hard to filter/edit a body in swimwear so no photos of that (even though the one under that shirt looked like it might have been interesting) - most fashion influencers would be in different swimwear/cover up / sandals every day - not Yawna. Noticeable that she’s not wearing her own collection swimwear - cheap polyester not that comfy in the heat huh Hun?
No restaurants to visit other than the resort ones and often no-one dresses up that much - one night turning up in heels and a sparky dress is enough to make you feel like a knob and not do it again. She’s been there at least 3 nights hasn’t she but we’ve not seen one ‘last nights outfit for dinner’ No pics of her at the table with designer bag & sunglasses … because who does that on island? No-one.
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