That ‘Sersei’? (don’t know how you spell the stupid name) skirt that she literally masturbates over is quite possibly the ugliest, most shapeless thing I have ever seen. She keeps bringing it out again and again. It looks bleeping awful! Honestly I can’t get over how bad it actually looks!
Lorna luxe #30 Yet Another ITS landfill shoot in Paris … groundbreaking
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Horrific isn’t it, like something off a market stall in 1998
She must have deleted her talking stories. I’ve just gone on to laugh at the ‘baldies’ again but it’s gone!
It’s massively reduced on in the style too so it must be a terrible seller, can’t understand why they keep pushing it.
Where did the mirror OUTSIDE come from? Did she take it off a wall of her usd $1500/nt room? Did she make the hotel staff bring her one?
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Even worse in ‘slate grey’ than usual, it doesn’t look properly grey it looks like faded washed out old black skirt. That cheap fabric is disgusting!
I think it’s probably on her “ influencer rider” that was issued by Whipping boy to the establishment ( that he booked for his birthday) .
In the way that Maria Carey had kittens and Kathryn Jenkins has coke , Lorna has mirrors , more mirrors, and whispering Angel.
We called it! She’s a f**king liar! Telling her followers in a bitchy manner that she’s naming the coat StaMford! Oh my god she’s such a twit! We knew ITS would change it to the correct name.
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Was just coming on to post this!! After her snotty reply to my message as well! Really want to reply to say that ITS have obviously got the name wrong now then but I’m sure I’ll be blocked if I do
Haha. What a twit. And £50 for that flammable dress? What a piss take
This just oozes luxe… NOT! Look at the hem of that skirt!!! 
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We’ve all been a -blocked for less so you probably would be .. she’s so Fukkin deceitful …and hates to be called out !!!! If anyone posts it as a comment she’ll just delete it !!!
Whats nice is shes having a lovely intimate holiday with her gorgeous much loved hubby…no distactions, unplugged, just sex, sea and sun…
oh right… over 50 stories in the last 24 hours. She knows how to treat Raisin. (probably likes it the chubby, yellow fingered, twunt)
oh right… over 50 stories in the last 24 hours. She knows how to treat Raisin. (probably likes it the chubby, yellow fingered, twunt)
I honestly can't think how on Earth she will manage it in the Maldives for 18 nights. Especially if those weather forecasts are accurate 
It’s a form of Narcissistic injury- it’s what occurs when a narcissist's elevated self-image or perception is threatened or challenged. They just have to block it so that it simply doesn’t exist.
Yeah, she will get this launch out the way and then hopefully go silent for a few days… literally flicking the v’s to the customers that fund her lifestyle and will never mention any part of the collection again… she will just be spending the winnings.
So it has!!! Wonder if that was the moment she read Tattle and realised her lies has been exposed
Why did she even bother travelling to Paris to supposedly shoot her 'collection' but the images used on the website were actually shot in her living room?
Update on the Bingo 60 Special
I'll be awol for a few days, I have a actual job (Yawna take note that quote is for you)
Keep the bingo going and let gets a line
I'll be awol for a few days, I have a actual job (Yawna take note that quote is for you)
Keep the bingo going and let gets a line
Croatia | Chanel bags lined up on a kitchen bar (in no particular order) | GRWM on hotel floor | Teeth Whitener | |
Fillet K (lovin it) | Re-sharing wedding pics | Q&A – how did you meet, where did you get married, what app to improve old pics | Wedding Re-newal plans | |
I’ve ordered a surprise, I’m really nervous, I hope he likes it (in one breathe) | Yawning, morning, had a lie in, don’t know where John is | Thin sunglasses perched on the end of her nose | Pic of drinks on table, in sunset | |
OMR James Bond reference | Hire boat for day (inc footsie on said boat) | OMR pulls strings to get table at restaurant/Room Upgrade | ||
Yellow shorts “name a more iconic duo” | Slurping pasta | Mr Luxe starching hats | How to pact hats advice | |
OMR lying on lounger reading book looking like an overdone hog roast | Selfie of him trying to “mount” her from behind like a over-sexed Alsatian | Up and down the same hotel stairs, multiple times, pony kicking | Absolutely no mention of the dog | Dropped H’s/gurning – pre launch |
Cat Teat expose | Pic on her precariously placed on a wall wearing InTheShite dress | | |
I don’t know if this counts but there was a pan of the bags on the dresser in the video earlierUpdate on the Bingo 60 Special
I'll be awol for a few days, I have a actual job (Yawna take note that quote is for you)
Keep the bingo going and let gets a line
Return of Airport pic, Chanel cap, black joggers, white T, extensions, designer luggageAsking John a question & cutting him off mid mumble before he repliesCreepy hugging pics in room/lifeHer looking down, tucking hair behind ear with jaunty legPic of products essentials that she just had to bring (around 40 items)Mention of Whispering Angel being delivered"Evvverrrr so nervous, hope you like it" pre-launch tit she comes out with
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Going on holiday to fill the void of not having a family - just having “things”. Her life is soulless. Keep it chav - you make me even more glad to be me 
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