Tragedy - when your clothes are tit and your man’s a dick, tragedy
Lorna luxe #30 Yet Another ITS landfill shoot in Paris … groundbreaking
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Wheres her dressing room? Is that the wooden room? I thought that was their bedroom… Does she actually mean “our flats second bedroom”Good God they tire of things ever so vurrry quickly . Discarded to the dressing room, the painting that they had commissioned and were ever so vurry excited for its arrival not that long ago .
Also I had a thought. You remember it turned out that artist had basically copied another artist work as part of the commission…you dont think theres been a complaint or claim on the intellectual property rights? Its a HUGE painting that you wouldnt move undless you really had to.
Bit young for her, no? The school girl aesthetic continues…
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Her blusher… WHYYYYYY does she think that looks good?! She’s caked. Imagine how it looks without the filter too.
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I also think somewhere like Dubai. I'm not sure she'd want Maldives or Seychelles or anywhere beachy, laying around tanning & maybe reading a book is not her thing at all is it. Plus she won't be able to take any of her winter clothes somewhere hot. At least she could pose in air conditioned hotels or malls in her newest polyester selections.
I love this picture of her showing us how to wear a trench coat. You can tie it or wear it open or drape it off your shoulders. Do tell LL!
you can tell just from the bow things how cheap and cardboard-y the fabric is
Where’s @miss trixie gone?
Good point - the OG Tits are dropping like flies
I would love it if when plucking her skirt the netting just came off 
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Surely Dubai isn’t trip of a lifetime though? Didn’t she say they would be away for a while too, you don’t need more than a few days in Dubai. I suppose it fits in with them never leaving the hotel though as there’s not a huge amount to do there.
I reckon the Maldives, all the influencers seem to bag themselves a freebie to the Maldives and she doesn’t usually spend much on him.
I reckon the Maldives, all the influencers seem to bag themselves a freebie to the Maldives and she doesn’t usually spend much on him.
The trousers still look dreadful and wtf is the skirt outfit 
. BUT. TITS
Come on Look at the handbag she’s only gone and put stuff in it !!!!!!
. BUT. TITSCome on Look at the handbag she’s only gone and put stuff in it !!!!!!
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That trench looks like it’s made of my Amazon box.
Yeah, whilst I agree Dubai ticks boxes and has the beach, plenty nouveau riche and shopping for her, it’s not exactly 70th birthday trip
Of a life time stuff is it? But she would get the Uber glam hotel. Maybe she’s going in the burj al Arab. Hmm… we shall see!
I only think Dubai will be a stopover for a night or 2 if anything on the way to somewhere else.
I think she’s going to disappoint us all and go back to santorini, don’t forget she is boring and full of tit!
Wow look at the sparkle on that diamond of course it may just be coated in fake tan like the rest of her
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Jeeeeeezus it’s covered. I think it’s a combo of fake tan & make up, when I do my make up sometimes I notice my rings and earrings get coated without even fully touching them, like residue or whatever but I wipe them over immediately. Whenever I see her manicures I’m never compelled to rush to wherever she’s been.Wow look at the sparkle on that diamond
I’m noticing her sneaky tactics more that ever now, when she’s right up close in front of the camera the filters are whacked up the max to slim her face and we can’t see the wavy background, when she’s demo’ing the polyester then she hides half of her face with the massive phone - all stories today are the same with half her face hidden - I really hope more people start to realise this, it’s so deceitful!
She needs to clean the underside as well as the tops of those diamonds, to really get them to sparkle. I have a large diamond (well, probably not a diamond, but looks like one enough for me) that was my mum's, I don't wear it but once I cleaned the underside with a toothpick & some cotton wool, was horrified about how much dirt was under there, and then it was much more sparkly afterwards. No doubt Lorna will take hers to get professionally cleaned somewhere in London and tell us aaaaalll about it...
probably the only people who’ve chosen the dodgy layered outfit are her own accounts! What on earth does she think that looks like - cheap shirt poking out between a cropped jacket and mini skirt?!?
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