Have had a manically busy day so have been MIA/AWOL etc., but I'm gutted I missed the wrap dress tutorial. So you feed the string through the hole and bring it round? And then tie it to the other piece of string? I still don't geddit. Hopefully she'll do it again tomorrow. I've also got my eye on the maxi dress which is a "true maxi dress". Away with you, fake maxi dresses!
Lorna Luxe #28 Sorry Boo, you'll have to wait, we're jetting off to shoot Act 2008
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Yeah, how quickly she forgets. She did a few years of air hostessing and stopped the minute she found John!Anyone seen the story with the Cher quote ‘mom, I am a rich man’ ?kinda goes against her whole portrayal of John as a rich, Mr Big type who showers her with lavish gifts. At least get your story straight Loona
I was beginning to panic @RaspberryCheesecake . How long is it since we had a tying tutorial? I love the way she assumes people are as thick as she is.
It’s not bleeping complex Lorna!
There will be lots of gurning, jaw swinging, h-dropping and beggy-“I’m so down to Earth & humble” tit tomorrow as she makes the cataclysmic shift from Braggy Birthday Goon, to “ buy my cheap tit” psychopath.
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Jesus. She needs to stop. The wheels have fallen off.HOW???
Not that they were ever on to begin with!
I actually cannot stop laughing
She’s on holiday in a hot climate and seemingly layering on the tit tan. Whilst I don’t encourage heavy sun exposure I also don’t encourage the I just fisted my husband look <I’m sorry!!!!>HOW???
ScreamingI actually cannot stop laughing
She’s on holiday in a hot climate and seemingly layering on the tit tan. Whilst I don’t encourage heavy sun exposure I also don’t encourage the I just fisted my husband look <I’m sorry!!!!>
Thank you for that vurrrry disturbing mental image
@Its_Me I haven't had my first coffee of the day yet!I actually cannot stop laughing
She’s on holiday in a hot climate and seemingly layering on the tit tan. Whilst I don’t encourage heavy sun exposure I also don’t encourage the I just fisted my husband look <I’m sorry!!!!>
Imagine how grubby that Rolex & Cartier bracelets are, all that fake tan grim
Her last 2 reels have grim views 6k and 3k wonder how long there last
Thats 0.5% and 0.2% of her followers are watching them
Thats 0.5% and 0.2% of her followers are watching them
Just found this absolute gem on the ITS instagram grid. I can see why it didn't make it onto her own grid. WTF??
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Ouch!!! Just seen her picture “launch day” - the smile doesn’t go past her lips. Eyes are dead……something is up and it’s so obvious
Good Morning @Its_Me - Thanks for making me howl. I've just spat my coffee out.I actually cannot stop laughing
She’s on holiday in a hot climate and seemingly layering on the tit tan. Whilst I don’t encourage heavy sun exposure I also don’t encourage the I just fisted my husband look <I’m sorry!!!!>
Drunk aunt at a wedding vibe.
Sophisticated! Sniggering unkindly. Her arm/hand in that pic above, wtaf, I'm embarrassed for her.
This is Lorna’s speciality
Totally agree and given Loona’s self centred nature it must be something that directly affects her!
EYA. LAUNCH DAY I’M REALLY NERVOUS arghh how many times have we been here
Everyone:
Lorna: I’m a petite size 10
Everyone:
Lorna: I’m a petite size 10
Why are they all asking about pricing ? 2 weeks it all be 50% off !!
Or just go to Asda, all same the style stuff in there.
Thought she was having spa treatments this week, they must have suggested an exfoliating treatment.
Don’t! I nearly took a screenshot but didn’t want that shite on my phoneHOW???
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