I thought he was redundentDon’t forget he works for the company, it’s tax deductible. Generous yeah, for a reason
Lorna Luxe #28 Sorry Boo, you'll have to wait, we're jetting off to shoot Act 2008
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They’ve been a pain in the bleeping demanding arse since there arrival. Bang open the doors “we’re here” staff turn and continue with their workYeah I thought that was weird and I wondered if they’re on an all inclusive deal or something so too tight to spend outside of the hotel!! Also the hotel isn’t loving her tags as they’re posting other influencer stories but not hers!!
He’s a Director of Lorna Luxe Ltd or now named LA Space Productions Ltd. She’s a 51% shareholder and he’s 49% - control you see
Saw Celine Dior on her Insta earlier. Now thats how you do a stylish ‘statement’ style dress.
Lorna really should just get a job….shes got a year left of monetising this shitshow at best.
Lorna really should just get a job….shes got a year left of monetising this shitshow at best.
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I’ve come to the conclusion, after looking at her blog vs now, it’s the fillers that have ruined her, specifically the lip fillers. She looks bloated and shiny and unhealthy. The tattooed eyebrows aren’t great either. She needs to strip it all back.
Because she’s common. The hotel don’t want to be associated with them……god I bet they’re a pain!Yeah I thought that was weird and I wondered if they’re on an all inclusive deal or something so too tight to spend outside of the hotel!! Also the hotel isn’t loving her tags as they’re posting other influencer stories but not hers!!
Had to stop watching Lorna’s stories in lockdown when, as a key worker, I was going to work everyday and this moon face was slathering ££££ creams on herself and shoving Philip Kingsley down our necks.
Watched her story by accident and whoever does her filler needs to lose their license! Puffy and overfilled. She doesn’t even look like her old self. What happened to the chiselled jaw on her grid?
Watched her story by accident and whoever does her filler needs to lose their license! Puffy and overfilled. She doesn’t even look like her old self. What happened to the chiselled jaw on her grid?
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She looks unhappy, reluctant to diagnose, but has she got a drink problem? Why can't she and grandpa see that she looks truly dreadful.
Oh babe you know that tit is prerecorded. Loona can only handle one event per day and a boat ride and lunch would be way too much, even if she got up super early at 11am.
Her skin is horrendous, she has the alcoholic flush!
True! And I thought her ‘just back from the boat’ pic was a bit intentional.
WHATS WITH THE FOOTWORK ON THE LATEST VIDEO????
INCOMING - BRACE YOURSELVES!!!
Showing so much of the man pec’s you can actually see her pants (?)
Showing so much of the man pec’s you can actually see her pants (?)
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It’s beyond laughable though now.
I cannot imagine the state in real life.
I cannot imagine the state in real life.
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The Yawnettes are out in force on in the style insta stories showing how fabulous the new collecshun is!
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Is this a send-up? On drugs? Both?!?!?!True! And I thought her ‘just back from the boat’ pic was a bit intentional.
WHATS WITH THE FOOTWORK ON THE LATEST VIDEO????
Looks like they had a lot of fabric left from the toilet roll suit. You can get a matching dress in Act 5732
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It’s like she’s knocking out the most hastily put together tit I’ve ever seen. Can she even be bothered? She looks like a pissed up old soak, that’s been in bed all day, couldn’t even be bothered to brush her hair. Found some shoes, put them on. Massive fake tan patch on her thigh.
Just zero effort. My daughter made more effort for a party today, and she’s 10.
Just zero effort. My daughter made more effort for a party today, and she’s 10.
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If it looks like a duck.....quacks like a duck.......then..............
Jesus, Mary and Joseph! At least we all know how to accessorise our muppet skin dresses now. Just smear a bar of chocolate down your cleavage, et voila!
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Not looking very “petite size 10” there lol
Maybe she will reinvent herself as a fitness guru when she admits 4 bottles of wine for breakfast is not normal and gets help and tries to pull herself back together. She needs to do something new. Toilet paper suit dress is just taking the piss now. No one would be seen in her tit.
Not saying she should travel with an entourage but surely she could afford someone to do her hair when trying to sell this tit. Today it looks spectacularly bad. Those clip ins need to be fired into the sun.
Not saying she should travel with an entourage but surely she could afford someone to do her hair when trying to sell this tit. Today it looks spectacularly bad. Those clip ins need to be fired into the sun.
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