Why advertise you get a week of presents and show none?Is that all the birthday presents we are getting then? She’s only shown us the bag as the ring was an anniversary present. Either OM is pissed off with her or she is being a spoilt brat and doesn’t like any of the other things (although even if she didn’t like them, I’m surprised she hasn’t shown them to be like ‘LOOK AT MEEE’)
Her fake tan is looking more and more like a gravy and teabag tan from WW2
duck sake
She’s so grim.
I hope Chanel sue ITS for this travesty
And I hope Agua by Agua Bendita sue ITS for a blatant rip of the their lovely prints. Which reminds me I must send them an email to show them the tit show/car crash fashion on our less than super model Lorna...
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I knew she was pissed off about the hotel room 
. Though, tbf, she gets up at 11am and by the time she’s finished applying all those products, it’s prob lunchtime When you say own his own home do you mean the flat at HH is rented or he hasn’t yet paid off his mortgage? I didn’t think they rented?I find this so odd… ‘ask US anything’.
Its her IG account, whatever a loon we think she is no-one is following for her odd, portly, leather skinned, 90s tribal tattooed husband. What Fawna is going to want to ask a 60yo man, thats never had a family, has been married 3 times, that doesnt own his own home, and from what I can see led a rather ordinary life, a question?
Now theres nothing really wrong with an ordinary life UNLESS you put yourself on Insta as some sort of Mr Big/James Bond wannabe, rich daddy perfect husband, which is what they do. Its like she thinks they are a celebrity couple
Unless they want some pension advice or how to get over a partner cheating maybe!!!
(now wait for the fake john questions popping up - hi Lorna
Read the first line as "we fucked out on the terrace"
