Lorna Luxe #28 Sorry Boo, you'll have to wait, we're jetting off to shoot Act 2008

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Sorry late to reply, but Isn't this the sort of photo that upskirters like?
 
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Why do you think he is like that? Was he cheated on or childhood issues?
 
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They’re the typical Marbs no class and vulgar type. A label sticking to every surface, nothing like low key here. I wish Harry Enfield / David Walliams would do a sit-com on Instagram influencers (salespeople) - it would be fab!!! Lorna up
first. Trolly dolly to saleswoman on the internet - you couldn’t write it. And by the way - hardly an envious lifestyle. It’s just some old bugger and stuff they accumulate. That’s not a life to be proud of
 
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She’s been drinking and fake tanning all day. Bobbed In the clip in rats to convince herself she has thick FOKING hair. Drank a bit more. Now off we go with the batshit. Yay!
I was wondering who on earth walks around hotel gardens clutching a massive bouquet of flowers, but I didn't say anything because I figured I've commented enough on here today. I've changed my mind! The grounds staff must think she's a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
 
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I was thinking the same thing but then I thought it could have been worse.......she could have been toting that bloody awful bag from her collection avec the dried flowers. Ya know,'cos fresh ones die.
 
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It ceased to amaze me why get someone flowers in a hotel abroad when you can't take them home to enjoy. What is the fucking point? Or am I missing something?

That blue turn tricks dress is foul and creased and she is using the flowers to hide the middle aged rose' spread.
 
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I was thinking the same thing but then I thought it could have been worse.......she could have been toting that bloody awful bag from her collection avec the dried flowers. Ya know,'cos fresh ones die.
Yes... In fact, I find myself getting mildly irritated with the fact that they're still in the wrapping. Whenever I receive a bouquet of flowers, I always unwrap it, trim all the stems and remove the leaves, and arrange them nicely in a vase. How are they supposed to breathe when she's still got them all swaddled up in paper? No wonder they die. Marie Kondo would be horrified.
 
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How long have they actually been married? Everytime she mentions it the years change.
 
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Just had to share this with you. Ya know how they played "How Deep Is Your Love" this morning? I was thinking, "Tragedy" would have been more appropriate.
P.S. Are filthy nails and emeralds a new thing?
 

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Every time I see her with her 'knockers' hanging out I feel quite billious. So much so I thought I'd pen a little poem...
Loona Luxe always flaunting her chest,
One teats east and one teats west.
Hair not dissimilar to a birds nest
Her non existent boobs are more suited to a vest!!
Feel free to add more verses!!!...
 
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Just had to share this with you. Ya know how they played "How Deep Is Your Love" this morning? I was thinking, "Tragedy" would have been more appropriate.
P.S. Are filthy nails and emeralds a new thing?
The ring does not look good with the bracelet! She so fucking tacky.
 
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She struts her stuff with a donkey kick
Old raisin trailing behind her like a silly pric…..
 
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A Very Happy Birthday to you @D2them and Welcome to the thread. I am sure that any gifts you receive will be given with a genuine sentiment; unlike certain fake others where it's all a sham for the 'Gram. Enjoy your special day.
Thank you lovely xx
 
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