Why does she need to buy a white mini? What’s wrong with Sersi? How can her followers be so stupid to think the clothes aren’t good enough for her to wear but you should all buy them.
Lorna Luxe #27 Fillet 'o' Kingsley - I'm lovin' it!
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I certainly am, although it's a lot of responsibility to be saddled with.
(OK, I'll stop now. Promise.)
Where the duck is the present I won’t sleep tonight till it’s been revealed and we’ve had a witch about it
DeadI’ve been here for quite some time now either hysterically laughing or quietly judging….that wobbly head wobble pushed me over the edge today so I thought this the best place to let it all out and say hello. Wtf? Does she think she’s cute, does she think she is young, does she think she looks good? Omfg honestly I’m in utter disbelief that people rate her fashion sense and her odd old man smelly footed daddy husbandkill me now so I can’t keep playing that horrible green tent and wobbly head horsey leg thing over in my head
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WELCOME!!! Keep sharing I loved this! 
Don't know about stud - think he's flogging a dead horse with that nag. Won't be long before he's put out to grass.
We are first to pop right up with these google searches!
Welcome to the light newbies! We’re so happy to have new members! I’m pretty new myself and have learned a lot while spitting out multiple mouthfuls of coffee from laughing so hard here. Unlike Loona who just swooshes it around like mouthwash.
Welcome to the light newbies! We’re so happy to have new members! I’m pretty new myself and have learned a lot while spitting out multiple mouthfuls of coffee from laughing so hard here. Unlike Loona who just swooshes it around like mouthwash.
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I’m interested to know if it was a top hit for any newbies as I always thought whenever I Google someone and Tattle comes up on top it’s because I’m always on here?
Should we be concerned about the old man? Has he been eaten by the man with the dog? Or has she buried him in the grounds of HH because he got the wrong present 2 days in a row?
I just found her insta after seeing a home blogger share her story. So a few comments:-
Is she a redhead - roots look red?
Why does she look like mutton dressed as lamb in her videos but nicer in photos?
Has she been overweight at some points, I get skinny vibes but not naturally skinny, her face looks like it belongs on a different body.
Is she a redhead - roots look red?
Why does she look like mutton dressed as lamb in her videos but nicer in photos?
Has she been overweight at some points, I get skinny vibes but not naturally skinny, her face looks like it belongs on a different body.
Hello friends….. I am back and have been reading and laughing at this thread . Took a break from this dumb witch for a while bc I couldn’t handle all her posts and the awkward reels . Came on here to say wow she’s traveling AGAIN and always be leaving that poor dog behind. What a shitbag!
Hello and Welcome Back. You've been missing for a while but it's nice to hear from you......and good to hear that the thread's been keeping you entertained. Think we produce plenty of laughter on here to all enjoy. Nothing much has changed, has it, the filtering/reels/lies/abandoned dog/degraded husband etc etc. You know the drill. Stick around. 
You've been missing for a while but it's nice to hear from you......and good to hear that the thread's been keeping you entertained. Think we produce plenty of laughter on here to all enjoy. Nothing much has changed, has it, the filtering/reels/lies/abandoned dog/degraded husband etc etc. You know the drill. Stick around. I wonder what people in the bank think of him? If he is senior surely no one would have respect for him when he makes himself look like a kept man/ idiot on insta. I work in a bank and just think it would be ridiculous if I saw anyone behaving like this!
Yawna is pissed cause Raisin actually had to do some work and didn't get the gift, she's on another barrel of Pissing Angel
In answer to your questions
She regularly has bad hair dye jobs, goes to various hairdressers who provide freebies, constantly uses clip ins and promotes Filet Kingsley (Philip Kingsley) hair loss rebuild program when the answer to her hair loss is stop bleeping using clip in extensions
She has no fashion sense, she is grubby in stories because she is grubby in real life.
She filters everything, her normal size we think is 12 with a stick out stomach that her Fawna's keep saying she is pregnant so your see a handbag in all her stories now to try and hide it but she filters everything down to 6/8, she used to be years back tiny but over time put on weight but she is still totally obsessed with being tiny in photo's
Since the ASA face filter ruling she now majorly filters the just edges of her face now so she has a sharp edged line around her chops, puffa face with a sharp edge
Another barrel
Thank you!Hello and Welcome Back.
Nothing changed at all when it comes to her fugly style and endless trips during pandemic. I feel bad for Boo. Her recent green dress makes me sweat looking at it bc it’s so much fabric . 
I came across her after someone I knew shared one of her designer giveaways and fickle little me thought yeah I’ll have some of that. Was quite pleased when I discovered her fillet K discount because I had been using one of the shampoos….hook line and….she an absolute stinker 
I was sucked in! It wasn’t until her following in the shite launch that I thought hold on a minute. Then I watched the bbc documentary and thought who in seven hells is this moon faced cretin….about a week after that another influencer mentioned tattle life and I thought I’d have a look and here I am 
Silently reading for months but today she annoyed me too much!
I was sucked in! It wasn’t until her following in the shite launch that I thought hold on a minute. Then I watched the bbc documentary and thought who in seven hells is this moon faced cretin….about a week after that another influencer mentioned tattle life and I thought I’d have a look and here I am Silently reading for months but today she annoyed me too much!
Don’t feel silly @EdnaMode. I bought some byTerry stuff before I figured out she’s a complete sham. Live and learn. Now just follow along as this thread is fantastic.I came across her after someone I knew shared one of her designer giveaways and fickle little me thought yeah I’ll have some of that. Was quite pleased when I discovered her fillet K discount because I had been using one of the shampoos….hook line and….she an absolute stinker
Everyone here is the best
Oo which BBC doc is that?? XI came across her after someone I knew shared one of her designer giveaways and fickle little me thought yeah I’ll have some of that. Was quite pleased when I discovered her fillet K discount because I had been using one of the shampoos….hook line and….she an absolute stinker
I found tattle by googling “Lorna Luxe is fake” no joke!
Don’t feel silly at all! I found her because someone shared a giveaway of hers so I jumped on the bandwagon. Even stupidly purchased a couple pieces of her InTheShite crap and messaged her a couple times. I was very nice to her and was looking for some advice with my own Instagram so I asked her for some editing tips and she immediately removed me as a follower and blocked me from seeing her stories after that. Then a googled “Lorna Luxe Fake” and voilà - a TiT was born!I came across her after someone I knew shared one of her designer giveaways and fickle little me thought yeah I’ll have some of that. Was quite pleased when I discovered her fillet K discount because I had been using one of the shampoos….hook line and….she an absolute stinker
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It’s available on BBC iplayer, it’s called Breaking Fashion, the first episode is Lorna’s one but she pops up throughout the series
Also an eye opener on how those money grabbing ITS shitehawks operate!- Status