Surely not so soon … Day 2 ? WTF would the rest of the presents be ?
AND. Scrub your neck !!!
Blimey @Smelly Cat how do you know the number plate ?
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Lorna Luxe #27 Fillet 'o' Kingsley - I'm lovin' it!
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Despite her saying that “ the car” came with the luxe number plate, both of their cars, her banger, and his banger, both have luxe plates?
A horse? 
Why does she walk like that in video clips 
There’s oversized & then there’s you stole that coat off a man 8 sizes bigger than you.. Also those sunglasses. Stevie wonder wore them better!The wobblingThe “oversized”. The badly integrated hair extensions of varying lengths and colours.
She’s INSANE.
Cos she thinks she’s ever so vurry sexy !Why does she walk like that in video clips
I’ve been here for quite some time now either hysterically laughing or quietly judging….that wobbly head wobble pushed me over the edge today so I thought this the best place to let it all out and say hello. Wtf? Does she think she’s cute, does she think she is young, does she think she looks good? Omfg honestly I’m in utter disbelief that people rate her fashion sense and her odd old man smelly footed daddy husband kill me now so I can’t keep playing that horrible green tent and wobbly head horsey leg thing over in my head hello everyone 
kill me now so I can’t keep playing that horrible green tent and wobbly head horsey leg thing over in my head hello everyone 
She’s already got the mane and the trotA horse?
You need to rein it in, Miss Trixie. You'll just stirrup trouble.A horse?
Is that IN the shite STIRRUP Leggings as copied off of Isabel Marant???
That reel. Her ridiculous wobble head. The only place she belongs with that is on the dashboard of a car. twit.
Welcome to the threadI’ve been here for quite some time now either hysterically laughing or quietly judging….that wobbly head wobble pushed me over the edge today so I thought this the best place to let it all out and say hello. Wtf? Does she think she’s cute, does she think she is young, does she think she looks good? Omfg honestly I’m in utter disbelief that people rate her fashion sense and her odd old man smelly footed daddy husband
; glad you decided to come and join in and share your thoughts. We're always pleased to hear from new people. Do you mind if I ask, what drew you to this thread? It's great that we seem to have so many new members coming joining us recently. I wonder what caused the recent flurry - maybe her lunacy has got a further reach. 
Couldn't help myself @RaspberryCheesecake - it must be the way she's always hoofing around, encouraged by the Old Gelding.
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I was thinking the same thing @miss trixie great to see so many newbies finally seeing her for what she really is … A deceiving Fake .. After seeing her IRL in Brighton I was ‘giddy with excitement ‘ to have found her thread on TattleWelcome to the thread
. welcome newbies keep your posts coming this thread got many of us through lockdown. I for one have got some hilarious memories from here
“I love me, too”
Fucks sake tho.
Fucks sake tho.
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You mean her hot-to-trot stud? At least he's financially stable.
Welcome newbies! I am also a newer and came across the thread while googling to try and find out what OMR did in banking. I work in banking also and thought I must be doing it wrong I came across the thread ‘Lorna Luxe: shallow, grubby with an OAP hubby’ which remain my favourite thread title to date
I I reckon the ‘big gift’ will be a Car.
I came across the thread ‘Lorna Luxe: shallow, grubby with an OAP hubby’ which remain my favourite thread title to date I I reckon the ‘big gift’ will be a Car.
Her hair or lack of it!
It looks like she’s left the coat hanger in the coat.The wobbling
She’s INSANE.
You’re on fire tonight @RaspberryCheesecake are you ‘giddy’ at the thoughts of creating the new thread catch up . ?
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