Is this her 5th drop of the year? Unisex, we gonna see the Raisin in these canโt wait 
just add chunky fake gold chain, bro 
just add chunky fake gold chain, bro 
Lorna Luxe #21 Sleeps all day or watches Sky, sits in the Bentley to tell another lie.
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Bet heโs touching up his eyebrows before the โshootโIs this her 5th drop of the year? Unisex, we gonna see the Raisin in these canโt wait
Her feet are just as dirty as the dogs paws
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I donโt understand why she canโt just put the same raffle number in say 5 times for the people who bought 5 tickets in one go? Rather than going on about having to find a way to add extra numbers... maybe Iโm missing somethingSo everyone was meant to buy 1 ticket per order but loads of people have bought multiple tickets per order so sheโs got to find a way next week to get them their extra tickets... but promises thereโs 10,000 tickets going into the raffle. How does she work that one out
I donโt know why she didnโt just apply an order limit? What a cock up
Yeah exactly - John- if youโre reading love, if someone bought 5 tickets on one order, just apply the original order number to those 5 tickets.I donโt understand why she canโt just put the same raffle number in say 5 times for the people who bought 5 tickets in one go? Rather than going on about having to find a way to add extra numbers... maybe Iโm missing something
Bet she smells like gone off cookies
(I always think fake tan smells like weird cookies) she looks dirty
Hi Lorna! You need a good scrub! Pleassseee! How can you portray luxe with a neck thatโs as dirty as one of the little boys from Oliver Twist?! 
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You would have thought he would have a good grasp on probability, considering heโs a high flying banker and allYeah exactly - John- if youโre reading love, if someone bought 5 tickets on one order, just apply the original order number to those 5 tickets.
Another giveaway and John in a โ Scandi-neutralโ tracksuit...
Think this could well be the lockdown high we all need....
Think this could well be the lockdown high we all need....
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Wonder what colour trackie suit heโll choose to pop to Tesco in the Bentley in ? OMG hope heโs got trainers and doesnโt wear his one pair of shoes with itAnother giveaway and John in a โ Scandi-neutralโ tracksuit...
Think this could well be the lockdown high we all need....
Her spirits are definitely lifted...
Awww bless her sheโs discovered cremant 5 years after everyone else, good god her #content is plumbing new depths of tragique
I donโt think he has a good grasp on much considering who heโs married toYou would have thought he would have a good grasp on probability, considering heโs a high flying banker and all
This is going to be tragic, thatโs why sheโs got the fake flouff chairs, scene setting for a ABBA scandi, skiing, Chanel photo opp. Both in scratchy cream joggers, bobble hats, oversized tatty scarves, big socks and sunglasses indoors
Tits itโs gonna be coming our ways prepare yourselves
Tits itโs gonna be coming our ways prepare yourselves
Itโs gonna be apres MEMEMEEEThis is going to be tragic, thatโs why sheโs got the fake flouff chairs, scene setting for a ABBA scandi, skiing, Chanel photo opp. Both in scratchy cream joggers, bobble hats, oversized tatty scarves, big socks and sunglasses indoors
Tits itโs gonna be coming our ways prepare yourselves
If anyone knows what colour it is it should be you hun
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13 minutes ago its on its way to tesco...then 8 minutes later feels the need to post this pointless picture on her other account....
Its as if you're so bored at home but cant post yet to your luxe account because you're supposed to be in tesco..
Its as if you're so bored at home but cant post yet to your luxe account because you're supposed to be in tesco..
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I for one am counting down the minutes until we are treated to OM in his gender fluid โluxe sweat pantsโ (available for under a tenner at your nearest Decathlon)
That sounds like the next thread title to me
How can it be so worth it for her to spank so much on give aways? So now giving away a Dior saddle bag?
I know itโs all about her feeding the ego, and being perceived as such a fabulous person. But the giveaway is scheduled for after the charity thing... and just before the tracksuit launch. Itโs all positioned for maximum gain for her.
Stats TIT- Has she drppped loads?
( re photo , why is she in a lift, and what the duck does she look like !)
I know itโs all about her feeding the ego, and being perceived as such a fabulous person. But the giveaway is scheduled for after the charity thing... and just before the tracksuit launch. Itโs all positioned for maximum gain for her.
Stats TIT- Has she drppped loads?
( re photo , why is she in a lift, and what the duck does she look like !)
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