It pains me that she did the SATC quote wrong! Or has tried to pass it up as one of her own little quirky sayings! God she bugs me!!!!
Lorna Luxe #21 Sleeps all day or watches Sky, sits in the Bentley to tell another lie.
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Ugh if you’re going to be as unimaginative/basic as to quote SATC at least get it right ffs 
Kerchinnnnggggg
Eurghhh I bet that gusset is screechingLook at the state of this, not just the quality but the styling it’s so bad looks like it’s literally thrown on the wall
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She can't really shoot these things the day before surely!? My head hurts from thinking about the approval, sign off and upload of this stuff. On a weekend!
Gimme gimme gimme
Or
Little Britain
I wasn’t sure which one !
Or
Little Britain
I wasn’t sure which one !
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Absolutely no way, it's all done way beforehand and her stories are pre-records, we've caught her out on those so many times now
She tends to be quiet on a Monday so I reckon that is when she does a load of recording/filtering and then shoves them out during the week and then does sod all except a-block and manic trawling through her followers being paranoid
Nice to meet you... to meet you nice 
bleeping shoes up on the interiors. bleeping animal.
I just came across this video about influencers like Lorna and I am howling this is her through and through. Hey Lorna, believe it or not, people notice!! Especially the kind of people who you rely on to get brand deals with.
this is her through and through. Hey Lorna, believe it or not, people notice!! Especially the kind of people who you rely on to get brand deals with. The only thing that would make that funnier is if it was Yawna doing itI just came across this video about influencers like Lorna and I am howling
But they had to be or how else could we see the tiny Chanel symbol and know how rich and fancy she thinks she is 🥱
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People putting their dirty clodhoppers on seats is a hanging offence in my book
I thought the Nice To Meet You dross was only launching tomorrow?
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Woops someone hit publish too soon!
Absolute joke she'd rather shoot in her CAR than anywhere in her home or garden
Is the dog going dogging... ?
lWhat is this Fukkin fascination with taking pics in the car ?????
( also She looks bloody ridiculous ! )
They’re absolutely bloody awful pics too !!
If we go to her story- posted 10mins ago that’s proof she pee records everything- it’s a summers day... not 11pm at night 
The highlighter on her cheeks is B L I N D I N G. Not a good lewk Lorna
How how how how howwwwwwwww can anybody with functioning retinas look at that photo of her in the car with the clompy chavvy trainers (that's what the cc stands for as far as I'm concerned), socks, trackies, nonsensical jumper and market stall bag and Argos catalogue chain and think, corrr yeah I want to look like that at all costs, I'm going to set my alarm to make sure I can bag some of these pieces and recreate this lewk myself! I wear tit like that round the house or to the corner shop (minus the designer label nonsense) and hope I don't see anyone I know. Had no idea it was such a coveted look. I've obviously been missing out on so much potential money and success and brand deals had I decided to monetise my lockdown outfits! Absolutely kicking myself now 
I know loungewear is de rigueur, but frig me, she just looks like a 90’s chav. I actually live in joggers currently because, lockdown but she needs to determine what her ‘look’ is, it’s all over the place!
The builders of the wall should be sacked too. It's all over the place!
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