Lorna would never get to sit with these beautiful Chanel ladies (hope the insta video link works!)
Mandatory? NoIf she’s so rich why doesn’t she shop at Waitrose? Get an Ocado shop delivered. Quick trip to the local M&S food court? That’s the real questionNot even a cheek jaunt to Saino’s. Also isn’t it mandatory to shop alone now, hope one of them is staying put in the car at Tesco.
Could you imagine lorna there tho with that ridiculous puffed up face and god awful lips. Sitting in “ bent neck lady” style to try and make herself look something like her edited pictures.
Lorna would never get to sit with these beautiful Chanel ladies (hope the insta video link works!)
we do not need to see anything that’s been near her gusset. I mean, we’ve seen enoug when the baggy bollock thing was hanging down. Feel a bit sick now tbf.Look at the state of this, not just the quality but the styling it’s so bad looks like it’s literally thrown on the wall
She just really can't be arsed trying these days can she?Look at the state of this, not just the quality but the styling it’s so bad looks like it’s literally thrown on the wall
Any pics?I mentioned before, but I saw Lorna in the flesh at hotel Costess in Paris pre-covid. A place that is very popular amongst trashy nouveau riche and sugar daddies. She and OM looked ridiculous together.
REALLY ?????? You forgot the reference to her crew days . I’ll put your comment down to Lockdown boredom . No suspicious list this time .I know I’m heading to a place on the suspicious list here but her Q&A tonight was slightly less dull.
She put some effort into her thoughts on her latest TV series, gave a small anecdote about her wedding day that wasn’t an outright gloat, and made an effort to seek out a tweet that explained what’s happening on Wall Street (because clearly herself or John have no clue what’s going on economically in the world).
However we had to suffer through the ITS shite, and lies like “I burned the pasta...” ugh why oh why does she make out like she’s such a useless and pampered princess. It’s just not desirable or chic. So cringy
The “enchanté” sweater kills me.The fanciest sweatshirt she’s ever worked on !!
Is that because the logos are EMBROIDERED ..oh fukk off more like felt letters sewn on by machine. Look at the Fukkin puckering of the lettering .. cheap shabby shite .
Wtf does she look like in that skirt and boots ensemble
AND
she’s taken note @pink_norris and hidden the ripped up tatty thrushy gusset fanny opening (. Ooh the wording’s made me feel. Sorry gals)
OMG. .. those women ooze style ...
Lorna would never get to sit with these beautiful Chanel ladies (hope the insta video link works!)
lockdown is going REALLY badly for me then, if suddenly Lorna’s content is looking more appealingREALLY ?????? You forgot the reference to her crew days . I’ll put your comment down to Lockdown boredom . No suspicious list this time .
Exactly. Anything to make her appear slightly air head but witty and as un-housewife as possible. It’s proper cringe and apparent that she’s been watching far too much TV.The burning of the pasta really grates on me. It’s so obviously a lie. How do you even burn pasta anyway? You can cook it too long so it’s soggy but surely to burn it you’d have to put it in a pan with zero water
How bad are these? Wouldn’t look amiss on that stall in Albert Square.The fanciest sweatshirt she’s ever worked on !!
Is that because the logos are EMBROIDERED ..oh fukk off more like felt letters sewn on by machine. Look at the Fukkin puckering of the lettering .. cheap shabby shite .
Wtf does she look like in that skirt and boots ensemble
AND
she’s taken note @pink_norris and hidden the ripped up tatty thrushy gusset fanny opening (. Ooh the wording’s made me feel. Sorry gals)
her comment on it’s a sin / RTD just sounded like she’d lifted it from a critic’s reviewI know I’m heading to a place on the suspicious list here but her Q&A tonight was slightly less dull.
She put some effort into her thoughts on her latest TV series, gave a small anecdote about her wedding day that wasn’t an outright gloat, and made an effort to seek out a tweet that explained what’s happening on Wall Street (because clearly herself or John have no clue what’s going on economically in the world).
However we had to suffer through the ITS shite, and lies like “I burned the pasta...” ugh why oh why does she make out like she’s such a useless and pampered princess. It’s just not desirable or chic. So cringy
It's was also a nod to the 'I have the perfect husband' charade, because obviously John got a mention by her saying that he still ate it despite it being burnt. The whole 'anniversary of the day we met / date night' got right up my nostrils anyway, particularly when she rolled her eyes in her stories and looked slightly bored when she announced that it was all John's idea to start celebrating the day they met (I think her words were along the lines of 'Apparently we have to celebrate that too now') Yeah, like it wasn't all her idea so that John could buy her pressies. Whattalottashit.Exactly. Anything to make her appear slightly air head but witty and as un-housewife as possible. It’s proper cringe and apparent that she’s been watching far too much TV.
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