Lorna Luxe #21 Sleeps all day or watches Sky, sits in the Bentley to tell another lie.

[12055584]

Just came here to see what everyone else made of that reel with the present what on earth was going on there? Part benny hill at some points also, the loungewear looks she does, she just reminds me of the most on noxious fuckboy you could ever come across, it definitely does not say ‘luxe’ to me - she has a very weird and small bunch of content, and thank god for that car, eh, otherwise she’d have absolutely nothing else to pin the ‘luxe’ effort on to

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Okay love. If you say so.

my gran used to say “ monkeys clap themselves”

 

[shoegalxo]

What the fuckkkkkk

I’ve just cringed so hard at her filming herself eating... it’s the most awkward thing I think I’ve ever seen in my life. Think my pile just popped back out ffs

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

The obviously very ‘luxe’ baseball cap is pulled at both sides and in the middle. It may be a ‘design feature‘ but it just looks shit.View attachment 422309

It’s just making me think Rudi from Gavin and Stacey

 

[Its_Me]

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Oh wow, it’s honest for once

 

[KikoM]

I can’t believe she bought that chair last week such a liar, I remember it was supposed to be two no?

The pressure was on from the TITs.... bet your pockets are screaming now Lorna

 

[PT32]

Put the sofas in storage... is that code for sold to fund the next giveaway & follower bulk buy? What’s the betting we never ever see those sofas again, reupholstered or otherwise.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

It’s never ending with this bitch. These were such a necessary lockdown purchase

£70 socks. The same price as her fucking rotten Elizabeth coat !
Lorna is nothing unless she’s buying.

 

[PT32]

It’s like a fucking Mr Bean sketch

My face while watching it:

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

( checks eBay for green sofa)

 

[LadyLockdown]

The fanciest sweatshirt she’s ever worked on !!
Is that because the logos are EMBROIDERED .. oh fukk off more like felt letters sewn on by machine. Look at the Fukkin puckering of the lettering .. cheap shabby shite .

Wtf does she look like in that skirt and boots ensemble
AND
she’s taken note @pink_norris and hidden the ripped up tatty thrushy gusset fanny opening (. Ooh the wording’s made me feel . Sorry gals)

The “enchanté” sweater kills me.
It literally says “nice to meet you”

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Her and Lydia should flog an ErmEz each and swap it for a shit tonne of therapy. This is totally absurd.
They should then, get real jobs that don't involve using thinly veiled mental health issues to concel the reality - which is that they’re spoiled brats, believe in their own entitled narcissism and want everything for free.

In other news, just received a brace of whispering angel ?? Errr. Thanks John

Am making the new thread tits.

I don’t know how to sort of conceal the massive intro ? But I’ve done it - had to edit title a little to fit.

LornaLuxe #22 Another day, another giveaway, but what was that reel on the driveway?

Thread title gratefully provided by @Its_Me. Jan / Feb 2021 February has seen pretty much zero content from Lorna. Slightly fewer filters have unfortunately revealed her shocking chip-pan skin and her over-filled cheeks are displaying some unfavourable divots. Naturally, theres been more...

tattle.life

 

[KikoM]

It’s actual fucking jokes that we’ve spoken about it today and the bogus questions and answers are in. Hey Lorna

Exactly because just like Lorna they don’t remember half the shit that she has. She’s so dumb.

We live in her head rent free.

 

[pink_norris]

Lydia Millen today:
An Hermes bag will never make you happy.
A big house in the country will never make you happy.

I wonder if they’ve had a falling out?

Bit rich coming from Lidl who got a large house and a Hermes recently.

 

[Janedoe123]

I can see why she previously only shared the same two awful wedding photos. The rest are even worse! If I looked that awful at my wedding I’d definitely burn all evidence and get a vow renewal

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Those lights on the wall give me the maximum sads

 

[Its_Me]

You can Bob in , “ leg lengthener” to the list fucks sake.

Yeh wtf is that all about she looks about 5’10!

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

I oppose to her comment ‘it’s who you know’ and this in itself exposes her to be someone who’s never worked in fashion. I’ve worked in fashion for my whole career and you work your arse off, that’s how you stand out. Something that she wouldn’t be able to do staying in bed all day, so if she’s ever tried she fell at the first hurdle. She shouldn’t be publicising to people that it’s ‘who you know’. That could make real genuine talent give up trying.

Exactly. Lorna really doesn’t come across as a person who’s ever had any get up and go.
In fact, she barely gets up.
Her mentality is absolutely that of someone who expects things to be handed to her on a plate. Absolutely entitled and always wanted the easy / fast track option.

She has worked for what, 2-3 years since her failed English / music degree ? Hardly a go-getter!
As soon as she met OMR and realised he would fund her, she worked for what another 6 months max before her ED prevented her from working any more .. a short stint at RSG but apart from that, absolutely nothing.

 

[Wifo1976]

The fanciest sweatshirt she’s ever worked on !!
Is that because the logos are EMBROIDERED .. oh fukk off more like felt letters sewn on by machine. Look at the Fukkin puckering of the lettering .. cheap shabby shite .

Wtf does she look like in that skirt and boots ensemble
AND
she’s taken note @pink_norris and hidden the ripped up tatty thrushy gusset fanny opening (. Ooh the wording’s made me feel . Sorry gals)

How bad are these? Wouldn’t look amiss on that stall in Albert Square.
Love how these are fancy when she had the Chanel jumper that cost £3k

 

[Ecampagnolo]

What do we think of those diamonds? I’ve never seen them sparkle like real diamonds, unless they are a reallllly shit graded diamond. I think they might be cubic zirconias