She looks like a much more likeable person back then.
Lorna Luxe #2 Shallow, grubby with an OAP hubby
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Only I can think of without swearing
5 layers of filter and a swinging jaw,
Buy me new shoes John, before I sulk a bit more.
We just need to get the flat in... and twit just follows so effortlessly.
I want to get “ whipping boy John” in some how also but that’s too complex.
5 layers of filter and a swinging jaw,
Buy me new shoes John, before I sulk a bit more.
We just need to get the flat in... and twit just follows so effortlessly.
I want to get “ whipping boy John” in some how also but that’s too complex.
whipping boy John, where has his Bentley gone?
Time to throw in the spanner on the manor & admit is a two bed flat full of tat
Or
Time to throw in the spanner on the manor admit its a two bed flat you spoilt brat
Or
Time to throw in the spanner on the manor admit its a two bed flat you spoilt brat
How many times is she going to post this pic
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Couldn’t we use the one suggested and say something similar to twit.... hmmm, snatch?!
Time has not been kind to these two - despite living the life of Riley!!
Time has not been kind to these two - despite living the life of Riley!!
Oh I thought she was suggesting that’s theirs??
Was this the short term french let!?
I’m not sure tbh but either way. How many times is she going to post it lol
yep! And with just 1 quick google search ‘Lorna luxe apartment Horsham’ her address comes up
(I originally just wanted to see pics of theflat!)
Sadly none of us followed the guidelines and the suggestions are just on posts
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Lorna luxe & all smoke and mirrors with a face full of fillers , no Botox though but has a dodgy old toe . Swears she lives in a mansion selling her tat but we all know it’s a 2 bedroom flat !
Woaaaa, so her house is £372.500, I live in a house more expensive than hers! Mind is blown AGAIN. That amount of money buys you a 50m2 apartment in the centre of Amsterdam hahaha.
Has she honestly just called herself a “workaholic”?
She’s done nothing but put makeup on for... 3 weeks?
she’s had all that time to play around with whatever this dyson thing is and she chooses today and her husband has to suffer. Go and sit in your lavish (shared) grounds and have a wine you ungrateful idiot, some of us are cooped up with no garden or balcony and haven’t seen / won’t see any of our family for weeks.
She’s done nothing but put makeup on for... 3 weeks?
she’s had all that time to play around with whatever this dyson thing is and she chooses today and her husband has to suffer. Go and sit in your lavish (shared) grounds and have a wine you ungrateful idiot, some of us are cooped up with no garden or balcony and haven’t seen / won’t see any of our family for weeks.
Yes you could be right especially as her USP is ‘classic’ they’re not classic styles or colours are they.
Exactly! I would kill to have a garden right now or be able to sit in the park!
How disgusting is the band on the dior shoes OMG Filthy!!!!
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Those LV clompers are the stuff of nightmares. Complete with stones wedged into the souls 
horrendous arent they, no wonder they’re still on the websiteThose LV clompers are the stuff of nightmares. Complete with stones wedged into the souls
Loving your username!!Those LV clompers are the stuff of nightmares. Complete with stones wedged into the souls
You’d have taken the stones out before you showed them wouldn’t you! I mean - luxe?! She gets worse everyday
Thanks guys. I’ve been howling at this thread for weeks and thought today (the day of the most hotly anticipated online event in the history of the internet) should be the day I break cover!
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