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Lorna Luxe #17 How to make Hermes look cheap: a thread
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Can we win some of the stuff she’s giving away ? Is that against the rules?
Can’t wait for the sweatshirts tomorrow. Sooo excited.
Can’t wait for the sweatshirts tomorrow. Sooo excited.
We’ve got quite a few TITS that are hardworking NHS so why not ? But we can’t put our reason ‘in the box’ cos dear Ol Yawna reads on here ..
Pissing myself here. Thanks for cheering me upPlease tell me it's not just me...
The his n her’s sweatshirt shots are ploughing new furrows of cringe. His colleagues must SCREAM behind his back 
It's completely possible that someones extended family member/s from Azerbaijan might nominate someone else's guinea-pig...
Did she mention it being Remembrance Sunday?. Not even wearing a poppy? Of course she didn’t.
Not a even a quick thank you to the generations before, that fought for the freedoms that have allowed her, the laziest duck, to sit in front of a mirror all day long, gawping at her self and fantasising about handbags? (Before her afternoon nap?)
Even if she doesn’t care she could be using her platform of 1.1 million people to at least acknowledge it. But no.
( and it’s too late to mention it now Lorna..because you’ve already prioritised your bleeping stupid jumper collection)
Not a even a quick thank you to the generations before, that fought for the freedoms that have allowed her, the laziest duck, to sit in front of a mirror all day long, gawping at her self and fantasising about handbags? (Before her afternoon nap?)
Even if she doesn’t care she could be using her platform of 1.1 million people to at least acknowledge it. But no.
( and it’s too late to mention it now Lorna..because you’ve already prioritised your bleeping stupid jumper collection)
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I haven't been able to keep up this week! Another thread!
Don't mention Azerbaijani extended family members. My lot have been getting well stirred up - between them & my Uncle Hakim with his herd of Iraqi-mountain goats, I'm having a hard job keeping a lid on them.....and that's without introducing someone else's guinea-pigs into the equation! I dread the next Q & A session, I kid you not!
Also @LadyLockdown huge congrats on your elevation to VIP status - hugely deserved - your witticisms always have me laughing out loud. I know that you won't let it go to your head and I'm sure you'll continue to be our hugely entertaining (and a bit crazy) Auntie.
My Azerbaijan family were just telling me about a ‘worthy giveaway’ they’d just entered .
Actually snorted at both of these... It was so loud even the Lord looked up from his tractor video
I’m VERY tempted to write in the giveaway box that I nominate Uncle Hakim due to his mountain goat related troubles. 
Legit i have a relative in Iraq. With actual goats.
I think you should ask that she does an Iraqi sweater. What city do your fam live in as she’s asking for new cities now
How about....I think you should ask that she does an Iraqi sweater. What city do your fam live in as she’s asking for new cities now
Horsham Heights
With (I don't really live in a Manor House) underneath
Seems perfect!
another lovely crotch shotI think you should ask that she does an Iraqi sweater. What city do your fam live in as she’s asking for new cities now
NO NO NO !!! FFS I thought the same tit in other colours was bad enough but more tops with Fukkin cities on em !!!! FFS don’t her minions Fukkin understand she’s fleecing them of their hard earnt pennies but stealing their suggestions whilst laying in bed choosing her Fukkin BirkinI think you should ask that she does an Iraqi sweater. What city do your fam live in as she’s asking for new cities now
I think BAGHDAD has a certain fashionista element to it? Maybe Basra?I think you should ask that she does an Iraqi sweater. What city do your fam live in as she’s asking for new cities now
LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS? ( that’s the football song, it’s highly complex. Because no one says just LEEDS)
Hull.
Grimsby.
Wigan.
I propose Cockermouth. 
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