why does she pose so awkwardly? and that camel toe is massive!Fukkin me Photoshop in full swing today and her camelis back on display
Lorna Luxe #16 Still needs a shower but she's busy photoshopping the Eiffel Tower
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Her face doesn't look real. She's ridiculous. I could make her out of plasticine.Fukkin me Photoshop in full swing today and her camel
at least put a 'bralet' on you shameless hussy. crotch out orange bewbs out, LOVELY
Happy happy birthday!Ooh thank you I've just bobbed on for a catch up on my usual 13 hour shift
Thank you love it
(too short)True that!People have asked why she has no pores
Probably because she filters the tit out of herself!
however some of those filters don’t hide the pores... they’re gaping holes at times
Thanks for all the lovely messages 
I've still 4 hours to go then off the weekend just thought I'd share this photo of lorna refluxe what a fuckin state and those bloody slippers !
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Many happy returns! I hope you have a wonderful birthday weekend full of all the things you love!Thanks for all the lovely messages
Hello & Welcome @pipintea Great to have another new member
She's renowned for doing a variety of very strange poses (I won't get started on her walks). I think one of us a while back gave this pose the name "The Hip Dysplasia Pose". I think she's trying to show her body off in the most flattering way (stop sniggering). Personally, I think you'd have to have the IQ of a demented bat to stand around posing like that and believe that it looks attractive. You may have already done this but if not, I would suggest reading back through the threads - Be warned, there are a lot! If you do, it will probably make sense of a lot of the comments you see on here.
I'm claiming 'hip dysplasia' 
As her ladyshit is ever so quiet today .. can someone explain how The like to know it aff ad link works ... I know we’ve had this discussion before but I can’t remember and sometimes I want to see Where its from or how much ?? Not cos I want to buy it but cos I’m bloody nosey . I don’t wanna give her any pennies though .. does she get my money if I just press the link ????
Thread suggestion 'Relocated to Paris, lasted four weeks, enough of your filtered lies you pair of freaks'
I want to know this too: also if you then open it in safari (or whatever browser you use) from Instagram?As her ladyshit is ever so quiet today .. can someone explain how The like to know it aff ad link works ... I know we’ve had this discussion before but I can’t remember and sometimes I want to see Where its from or how much ?? Not cos I want to buy it but cos I’m bloody nosey . I don’t wanna give her any pennies though .. does she get my money if I just press the link ????
Seriously girl we all know what your fanny looks like now 
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omg she looks like she's proper packing. How can anyone get denim so wrongSeriously girl we all know what your fanny looks like now
Thrush waiting to happen thatSeriously girl we all know what your fanny looks like now
I’m sure you can click the link and look at what she’s “advertising” or being paid to “aff” but I’m sure it’s only when you actually buy it that she would get the commission.As her ladyshit is ever so quiet today .. can someone explain how The like to know it aff ad link works ... I know we’ve had this discussion before but I can’t remember and sometimes I want to see Where its from or how much ?? Not cos I want to buy it but cos I’m bloody nosey . I don’t wanna give her any pennies though .. does she get my money if I just press the link ????
I think that’s only when she takes pictures of herself with her gusset exposed.I love this .... I think this thread has got most of us laughing through lockdown.
Thank god .. I had a vision of OMR sitting there with his tongue hanging out
Geniusfrom infidelity to cartier - a thread
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Probably hasn’t got over it since the red plastic leggins.. itch itch scratch scratch
No babe. I’ve got the link on mine. Clicking will not give her commission. BUYING does. She gets the commission about 2-3 months after ( in line with whichever company she’s shilling’s return policy).As her ladyshit is ever so quiet today .. can someone explain how The like to know it aff ad link works ... I know we’ve had this discussion before but I can’t remember and sometimes I want to see Where its from or how much ?? Not cos I want to buy it but cos I’m bloody nosey . I don’t wanna give her any pennies though .. does she get my money if I just press the link ????
it’s anything from 8-20% for every sale she gets through a swipe up. Don’t forget also she’s got the old stuff on ITS & it’s on Asos also.
I only think she gets anything if you actually make a purchase - even if I wanted to buy one of the items she'd linked, I wouldn't do it on her swipe-up, that's for sure. Don't know the exact ins and outs though.As her ladyshit is ever so quiet today .. can someone explain how The like to know it aff ad link works ... I know we’ve had this discussion before but I can’t remember and sometimes I want to see Where its from or how much ?? Not cos I want to buy it but cos I’m bloody nosey . I don’t wanna give her any pennies though .. does she get my money if I just press the link ????
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