Lorna Luxe #12

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
She is just bizarre. I feel unfulfilled watching her stories on Instagram, just imagine the reality of it.
I think they will move to London. The amount of time they have spent there, I’d assume they're testing out where is best suited to their life of grandeurs of delusion.
You're probably right.. stupid decision IMHO...but clearly lorna needs shops and restaurants 24/7 because that's the only places she goes when she's there..
 
  • Like
Reactions: 1
Do you think they don’t have anywhere to live??? Because why are they staying in hotels etc but works have been going on -for what feels like years- and now they’re moving?? Why get work done where you live if you’re not going to be living there any more??
Right? It doesn't make any sense!
The questions people ask and we all want answers to she will never divulge...
Right! She needs to give more range and answer the other questions for crying out loud!
 
  • Like
Reactions: 2
She is just bizarre. I feel unfulfilled watching her stories on Instagram, just imagine the reality of it.

I think they will move to London. The amount of time they have spent there, I’d assume they're testing out where is best suited to their life of grandeurs of delusion.
i just don’t know how they’d be able to afford moving to London
 
  • Like
Reactions: 6
I don’t think they had work done at HH. Think that was a lie. I’d agree with renting it out but I don’t think moving to London is the final plan. I pick Paris. She thinks that she’s as chic as French women. Which is a riot. She needs more follower engagement and she can play fish out of water in Paris for views. That’s my bet as her plan...
She’s disgusting. I would have lost interest ages ago if it weren’t for you bits. 💕
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 17
I don’t think they had work done at HH. Think that was a lie. I’d agree with renting it out but I don’t think moving to London is the final plan. I pick Paris. She thinks that she’s as chic as French women. Which is a riot. She needs more follower engagement and she can play fish out of water in Paris for views. That’s my bet as her plan...
She’s disgusting. I would have lost interest ages ago if it weren’t for you bits. 💕
Well moving to Paris would be a pain re: current quarentine regulations if she ever wanted to visit her mother / dog here. Esp for chrimbo... she cant not go to a shop/restaurant every day..how the duck would she cope with quarentine???
I am waiting with breath that is baited for this conclusion..
 
  • Like
Reactions: 11
She said 'if all goes to plan' I suspect it's just a lie!

more likely she's rented out HH and is moving to a Paris rental for the next 6mths while I suspect OM is WFH based on Boris announcement this week.

I doubt Boo has a Pet Passport or Rabies jab so expect him to stay with whoever he's with now.

when I relocated literally told no one apart from my best friend, not even my parents until it was all confirmed with visa, job offer etc
 
  • Like
Reactions: 7
She said 'if all goes to plan' I suspect it's just a lie!

more likely she's rented out HH and is moving to a Paris rental for the next 6mths while I suspect OM is WFH based on Boris announcement this week.

I doubt Boo has a Pet Passport or Rabies jab so expect him to stay with whoever he's with now.

when I relocated literally told no one apart from my best friend, not even my parents until it was all confirmed with visa, job offer etc
But its still a ridiculous time to move to Paris if that's what it turns out to be....London makes more sense... but hey, she thinks shes Carrie Bradshaw....
 
  • Like
Reactions: 11
She writes these questions herself.
So we are supposed to believe that the “merry London flat fool dance” for the last 4-5 weeks is because they’re relocating?? And this all started 2 days after they got back from Santorini?
total horse tit. This will be another funded trip to photograph the next uBerShite collection that’s due early October didn’t she say??? What a coincidence.

I HATED hotel living - I used to crave for my own bed and simple food, even just beans on toast! They need to hurry up before the next bout of restrictions kick in...
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: 12
Wonder why there were / are no posts regarding last nights activities or tonights..
Maybe because there’s pretty much duck all to do after 10pm but she still can’t go home. She had to fleece the hotel for 2 nights.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 7
The ego remains intact I see. No sign of humility or dignity kicking in anytime soon.

Why the duck would anyone need to ask tweedledum and tweedletwat ANYTHING? Let alone on a friday night. They lead the most tedious, unhealthy and obnoxious life I’ve ever witnessed.

( remember to only answer questions you’ve been asked every other bleeping time and make sure you post pictures that you really fancy yourself in, standard!)
 
  • Like
Reactions: 12
How can she not see how boring she is. Same restaurants, same holiday destinations, same hotels, same captions on photos, same poses in the same spots, same answers to the same dull questions that she writes herself...
 
  • Like
Reactions: 15
I’m sorry but I spat my tea out at the following...

19B8C765-7CF3-4648-A6AF-04A8D201E79F.png

what the duck does she look like here

6C1CF8BA-15A5-43D2-A19E-4F033CADA919.png
“Free swim” in the same old bleeping pond every single week. The audacity of her to use the word “surprise” when she’s in the same places every week.

EC1B7DE2-C4D3-4C1B-A16C-04F0276892BD.png

Don’t even get me started on the fake tan on display here. The nerve of it to call itself luxe!
If you were luxe you’d go and see a professional every week and you’d choose a different shade. No one is orange and you’re losing sight of the fact that a nice healthy glow is the sign of a well travelled Well off person. Scruffy cow.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 13
Well moving to Paris would be a pain re: current quarentine regulations if she ever wanted to visit her mother / dog here. Esp for chrimbo... she cant not go to a shop/restaurant every day..how the duck would she cope with quarentine???
I am waiting with breath that is baited for this conclusion..
We’re still in the countryside as Paris is on high alert. Masks mandatory everywhere, even in the streets and they impose fines - make no mistake. Bars etc closing from 10pm Monday. Marseille is closing all bars & restaurants fully for 2 weeks from today.
It’s prob only a matter of time before Paris does the same as I read this morning they’re at 220 cases per 100,000, Hopefully that’ll keep her away! (Please God). 😁
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 13
I’m really confused. Who knows where her fave place on earth is! She talks so much tit it could literally be anywhere.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 13
Why is it she can’t wear a mask properly ?
She’s not very bright !

How can she not see how boring she is. Same restaurants, same holiday destinations, same hotels, same captions on photos, same poses in the same spots, same answers to the same dull questions that she writes herself...
She’s just laughing her head off at the idiots funding her Chanel habits.

There are still a lot of people who haven’t realised / worked out what a fake she is.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 10
I don’t know why but when she said relocating I immediately thought of LA.
 
  • Like
  • Wow
  • Haha
Reactions: 4
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.