Lorna Luxe #12

[Hamilton1970]

Her hair! It just highlights that if you’ve got thin hair Phillip Kingsley stuff is going to do absolutely nothing for you apart from make it greasy. She’s the worst advert for hair products maybe ever! Christ why doesn’t she wash / run a brush through it?
“you know I love Fridays” Why?? Because she’s had such a tough week & she needs a break? She hasn’t bl00dy done anything!! She’s infuriating.

Right? when everyday is basically a weekend you spout tit to try and make yourself sound relatable to people who actually work for a living.

 

[miss trixie]

Place your bets, Ladies - Do you think today's outfit is going to be the Cruella ensemble? I do hope it is - I love a bloody good laugh!

 

[Hamilton1970]

Place your bets, Ladies - Do you think today's outfit is going to be the Cruella ensemble? I do hope it is - I love a bloody good laugh!

Ooooh that would be fab..though pity she's not holding Boo for more comedic effect...
And witch needs 101 damnations for her fashion sense!!

 

[Its_Me]

Place your bets, Ladies - Do you think today's outfit is going to be the Cruella ensemble? I do hope it is - I love a bloody good laugh!

It’s the weather for it but we know she never dresses weather appropriate

 

[Hamilton1970]

Place your bets, Ladies - Do you think today's outfit is going to be the Cruella ensemble? I do hope it is - I love a bloody good laugh!

I think she should be called Cruella de Vile !

 

[CouldYouNot]

I really wish she would stay away from vegan/cruelty free.

Churning out landfill isn’t very vegan Lorna.
Jetting around on 4 holidays in 4 months isn’t very vegan lorna.
That cruella coat isn’t very vegan lorna!
Dumping your dog and bleeping off for months isn’t very vegan lorna!

And she’s asking her minions what vegan products to get, do your own research maybe?! Otherwise what is the point?!
‘Here’s a list of vegan products I like, I’d looove it if you’d get them all and show me you slapping them on! That would be so valuable!’

Ps, I am also pregnant! I’m still in the first trimester and feeling tit, please tell me it gets better

 

[NaomiBella]

Is this ME Hotel meant to be a top London hotel .. I’ve had lunchtime drinks on an empty rooftop bar but never stayed there and would never want to look at the curtains . would do my head in and look at that Fukkin stained ceiling !! AND this is the OMR ‘s favourite room .. no wonder they’ve got DIY SOS into HH ??

That is absolutely awful. Lorna is too busy showing off that she got a gifted stay that she didn't even realise that the ceiling is stained and the curtains look dodgy! It could never be me! Clearly, Lorna wasn't paying attention..

 

[quarantinequeen13]

awwww Auntie Tattlers..........congratulations ladies @Kiko @Truthhurts20 . You know those baby carriers could come in handy for any covert work when your back on duties

How many nights is she at the ME? Will she ever return to HH

I can't think of anything worse than living hotel to hotel when she is just a hour away from home, I just don't get it. And when I've had work done I've always been around as unsuspected issues always arise and the builders need answers

She just talking rit as usual.

I am having my spare room decorated next week and will work from home all week so I can oversee it. I dont think they are having any work done at all, cant figure out why the duck they are on their super spreading london spree but I dont think its renovations

 

[NaomiBella]

Her life is very dull. The constant obsession of "I'm just meeting my friend for lunch" but hang on, didn't she do that yesterday and the day before? Yawn!

I really wish she would stay away from vegan/cruelty free.

Churning out landfill isn’t very vegan Lorna.
Jetting around on 4 holidays in 4 months isn’t very vegan lorna.
That cruella coat isn’t very vegan lorna!
Dumping your dog and bleeping off for months isn’t very vegan lorna!

And she’s asking her minions what vegan products to get, do your own research maybe?! Otherwise what is the point?!
‘Here’s a list of vegan products I like, I’d looove it if you’d get them all and show me you slapping them on! That would be so valuable!’

Ps, I am also pregnant! I’m still in the first trimester and feeling tit, please tell me it gets better

Right, it is getting ridiculous her constantly needed recommendations for everything. She needs to pull her finger out and do the research herself. Hello even go to an Esthetician and stop milking people for suggestions!

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

I really wish she would stay away from vegan/cruelty free.

Churning out landfill isn’t very vegan Lorna.
Jetting around on 4 holidays in 4 months isn’t very vegan lorna.
That cruella coat isn’t very vegan lorna!
Dumping your dog and bleeping off for months isn’t very vegan lorna!

And she’s asking her minions what vegan products to get, do your own research maybe?! Otherwise what is the point?!
‘Here’s a list of vegan products I like, I’d looove it if you’d get them all and show me you slapping them on! That would be so valuable!’

Ps, I am also pregnant! I’m still in the first trimester and feeling tit, please tell me it gets better

congratulations to all our pregnant bits!
I was shocking for the duration unfortunately, I still can’t even look at a cup of tea without getting flashbacks to my “Dog nose” which could detect cucumber at 5 miles. My 10 year old was built solely on coca
Cola and plain crisps, I was 9 stone at full term ( and she was just under 8lbs )

Anyway back to lorna. Can’t remember who asked but yes I have intel to suggest big covid changes in next 3 weeks.. let’s hope the flat is finished cos there ain’t gonna be much more of this gallivanting!

Omfg - the vegan thing. I know the people at evolve... I will alert them to her bull. Not having her duck the brand up.

 

[Hamilton1970]

She genuinely resembles a hooker in a hotel lobby waiting for a 'John' ...oh the irony of that name...
Also...she looks like the one who's giving the blows...

 

[Hereforthepictures]

How can you go through your life with no attention paid to anything? How are you not conscious of what you buy?

she is gross.

 

[Hamilton1970]

Just look at the color of her skin on this threads last two pictures.. we have magnolia or creosote..

 

[Its_Me]

This girl. She really doesn’t know how to dress for her size. Those boots look absolutely ridiculous.

Just look at the color of her skin on this threads last two pictures.. we have magnolia or creosote..

I mean what is up with that!??

 

[Nevar3663]

Why is her a out in a hotel lobby??

 

[Hamilton1970]

Just look at the color of her skin on this threads last two pictures.. we have magnolia or creosote..
Is that a photo taken today or a BS one..?

This girl. She really doesn’t know how to dress for her size. Those boots look absolutely ridiculous.


I mean what is up with that!??

She is the epitome of courtesan chic..

 

[Eltonjohnsflorist]

Im wondering if there is something else going on. The constant moving around, the lack of basic self care- a mental health breakdown maybe?



not judging, because I love a booze but she does seem to be drinking a lots at the moment (at least 1 bottle with lunch then dinner- and she’s only out to eat with 1 other person so she’s got to be on at least a bottle a day) and that will start to affect your life and your mood.

 

[Its_Me]

Im wondering if there is something else going on. The constant moving around, the lack of basic self care- a mental health breakdown maybe?



not judging, because I love a booze but she does seem to be drinking a lots at the moment (at least 1 bottle with lunch then dinner- and she’s only out to eat with 1 other person so she’s got to be on at least a bottle a day) and that will start to affect your life and your mood.

Yeh breakdown because her lies are being exposed

 

[Rogue1]

Why is her a out in a hotel lobby??

......Everyone’s a is out in that hotel lobby

 

[Hamilton1970]

Like what the actual duck..
These photos are bleeping awful...this dear is not editorial...its just crap amateur photography at best.