I’m curious of what these works are going on in their place. If you watch her (I did about 6/7 times dear God) that smile is fake, she suddenly changes her facial expression when telling the truth about the rental. Her jaw is in full swing as she cooks up her lies of tidying up and her eyes movements are weird and she seemed quite fidgety.
Lorna Luxe #11 buy my Polyester tat so I can buy Chanel
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Full on refurb of the flat then. I mean it’s been a month... 
Now in week 5... how much work can a 2 bed flat need??
Funny that some of my happiest memories were when “ someone special” and I did up our first house. We lived in one room whilst the rest was being ripped apart.
But that’s not good enough for Pwincess, she can’t deal with noise and mess! God forbid.
You know what tho... a proper influencer would have shared the experience! Rather than bleeping off to London for random clinical penthouses. She’s fucked.
Now in week 5... how much work can a 2 bed flat need??Funny that some of my happiest memories were when “ someone special” and I did up our first house. We lived in one room whilst the rest was being ripped apart.
But that’s not good enough for Pwincess, she can’t deal with noise and mess! God forbid.
You know what tho... a proper influencer would have shared the experience! Rather than bleeping off to London for random clinical penthouses. She’s fucked.
and she uses a weird whispery voice which reveal she’s not convinced of her own lies. ( Microsignals)
Yes! Tom Wahmsgans (sp?) one of the greatest fictional characters ever..Where Shiv’s husband was in the “wrong” safe room??
Maybe the ‘being held in a safe room at selfridges’ tale explains the cruella coat episode. I’d have had to be held at gunpoint to try on that monstrosity let alone buy it
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Very interesting. It must have something to do with why she made her @l_a_space Instagram account private the other day. Productions, interesting.
I don’t understand the olly murs reference
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She is an actress don’t ya know she’s in Riviera .. .. not yet been on tvVery interesting. It must have something to do with why she made her @l_a_space Instagram account private the other day. Productions, interesting.
BUT . I’m sure she’ll let us know when it’s on 
I was always curious over that trip as she seemed alone in all the pics and went to Chanel and bought a huge black back as I remember thinking at the time why would someone that flies from an airport with Chanel pay stupid US prices for a bag? But since then I've learnt she's thick as tit!
I seem to recall it was after she spoke to someone on that trip she hired management?
US folk esp LA are friendly but it's all about what value you can bring to them, they saw through her quickly then
He is my absolute favourite in that - followed swiftly by the character the other Culkin brother portrays, oh and the nerdy young guy ... anyway, sorry all, back to loopy luxe...Yes! Tom Wahmsgans (sp?) one of the greatest fictional characters ever..
Maybe the ‘being held in a safe room at selfridges’ tale explains the cruella coat episode. I’d have had to be held at gunpoint to try on that monstrosity let alone buy it
Ha oh god yes though i am team Kendall. There needs to be a Succession thread. In fact there probably is one but I haven’t looked
Love succession it's bloody fantasticHa oh god yes though i am team Kendall. There needs to be a Succession thread. In fact there probably is one but I haven’t looked
Best thing I’ve seen in years. But don’t want to derail the Lorna London thread!
Well I like to say you’ve ripped her Facebook to shreds, good work. I remember that Olly Murs incident, what a dick, you don’t need people like that wandering the earth.
I’ve watched her stories OM raisin ain’t too pleased to be in a rental again, he’s getting old just wants his wine n slippers and sofa at the weekend.
I’ve watched her stories OM raisin ain’t too pleased to be in a rental again, he’s getting old just wants his wine n slippers and sofa at the weekend.
It’s true I get the feeling he just wants an easy life with occasional In the tit-funded spenny hollibobs where he can deploy the trusty yellow trunks and lie in the sun all day like a rotisserie chicken
Lol, I can't imagine MRS LORNA ANDREWS selling anything on Depop. It will be too much work for her!
She only auctions her ‘pieces’ off for charity (but doesn’t like to talk about it)
Pieces of shite that have been sat in a box in the cellar getting damp.
Do we reckon she’s booked with Sonder again?
Do we reckon she’s booked with Sonder again?
On a burner account..yup I totally see her selling her old ITS tat for cash.
Listen, She would sell her soul if she could photograph it...
100% I bet she’s got her mum running it for herOn a burner account..yup I totally see her selling her old ITS tat for cash.
Listen, She would sell her soul if she could photograph it...
Guuuuys we’ve decided to go away this weekend so I’m standing down from W1 field agent duties.
However I am going to try to do my bit for the team and do an in-depth TDLR for the next thread. I know @LadyLockdown is the queen of TDLR but I feel we need a real summary of everything that’s been unearthed because a lot of newbies are asking questions that are buried deep between the threads. Hopefully I have time to do it before the new thread is created x
Excellent stuff. There is hella lot to summarise, best of British!
Do it! I always forget stuff - got a memory like a sieve or, like a “Queen baby pwincess cruella loopy luxe liar”
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