Thanks to @SpritneyBeers and @Rimbaud for the title inspiration. SO GOOD, so so good GUYS.
Can anyone be bothered to recap anything at all about these two?!
Can anyone be bothered to recap anything at all about these two?!
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I had ricotta and peach on toast for lunch.
Brief recap - Linda has moved AGAIN and has filled this rented flat with the same furniture as her gormless mate Lizzy. She’s a surfer now ( she has the obligatory tattoo ) and is currently shilling the Kate moss fragrance, attempting to be a financial guru, “ designing “ the most unflattering swimwear for whistles, running her daft surf retreat where she invites her mates over for a no doubt freebie and let’s the general public who are gullible enough to go on one of them pick up the excess tab for the Airbnb she rented in Portugal and dragging around the worlds dirtiest Chanel Chocolate Bar bag.
She’s currently studying the wave situation.
Lizzy has spent the majority of the summer in the uk taking photos of dirty napkins, wine and other peoples cats. She is still making abysmal furniture decisions at her house and hasn’t mastered the art of measuring furniture to fit whatever room she’s “ decorating “ She’s begged for some free garden furniture and a new mattress just in the last couple of weeks. She’s NOT in NYC for NYFW unsurprisingly as she’s boring and unoriginal.
Everything is still “ so so good “
She’s also posting photos of herself in a #kindlygifted Chanel dress that has done the rounds with the usual shill monkeys only she had it on back to front.
THE END.
She’s currently studying the wave situation.
Lizzy has spent the majority of the summer in the uk taking photos of dirty napkins, wine and other peoples cats. She is still making abysmal furniture decisions at her house and hasn’t mastered the art of measuring furniture to fit whatever room she’s “ decorating “ She’s begged for some free garden furniture and a new mattress just in the last couple of weeks. She’s NOT in NYC for NYFW unsurprisingly as she’s boring and unoriginal.
Everything is still “ so so good “
She’s also posting photos of herself in a #kindlygifted Chanel dress that has done the rounds with the usual shill monkeys only she had it on back to front.
THE END.
it's not walking per say, but the obsession with walking combined with editing their pics to look thinner and the very, ehm, 2000s ana aesthetics as well as some strange eating habits... for a lot of people suffering from ed constant movement becomes a tool to "control" their body, when i was pretty deep into mine, i used to pace in my room instead of sleep until i had 20k steps and had a break-down because i couldn't walk when i had covid
but you enjoying your walks isn't of any indication that you have an eating disorder dw
GET OUT, fatty!!!
Oh interesting to know, thank you! I hope you're on the road to recovery.
it's not walking per say, but the obsession with walking combined with editing their pics to look thinner and the very, ehm, 2000s ana aesthetics as well as some strange eating habits... for a lot of people suffering from ed constant movement becomes a tool to "control" their body, when i was pretty deep into mine, i used to pace in my room instead of sleep until i had 20k steps and had a break-down because i couldn't walk when i had covid
*despite being a surfer and it being such a strong part of her identity her surfboard remains sparkling clean with not one bit of wax on it.
So this is the "long-form content" that she mentioned in her video (and never linked to). Glossier as a whole seems like a grift to me (overpriced drugstore make-up in Gen-Z packaging), but their success is thanks to good marketing. I don't see how anyone would see this scruffy nobody and think it's aspirational.
Then you'll love this article
How Glossier Sold Us Nothing
An interview with Marisa Meltzer, author of "Glossy: Ambition, Beauty, and the Inside Story of Emily Weiss’s Glossier."
open.substack.com
I loved that Jessica Defino article. Harsh but fair.
Then you'll love this article
How Glossier Sold Us Nothing
An interview with Marisa Meltzer, author of "Glossy: Ambition, Beauty, and the Inside Story of Emily Weiss’s Glossier."
The most gorgeous blowdry? 
As a short haired gal myself, who is she kidding?! It looks like she plopped a ruddy used mop on her head and called it a day.
lindsey's hair reminds me of hansel from zoolander 
i think she is going for the curtain bang vibe but the thing is she doesn't have curtain bangs so it doesn't work 
What is Lizzy going to do now that her idol Joanna Halpin has just got married? The wedding looked lovely and Lizzy took nice closeups of the (very slim) bride. I predict she'll give up her rarely used NYC place and will be at a loss for her next step in life, unless to meet an eligible man who is a photographer that specialises in moody, gloomy pics of nude women and coffee cups.
She definitely slimmed her thighs in a recent photo. Why? So strange.
She definitely slimmed her thighs in a recent photo. Why? So strange.
Lizzy’s going to go into overdrive looking for a husband now.
How does Lindsey always look like she's someone's random auntie that's come to stay in London for the weekend?!
