I feel for that guy David. I don’t know why she can’t install a temporary bed downstairs so the poor man doesn’t have to negotiate the stairs. She just cannot help having a dig at him, despite him coming up to help her look after Mini Puppy (stupid name for a dog). I suspect the only reason he hasn’t walked out of the door to let her get on with it is because of incontinent Mini Puppy.
Liz Jones #7 If she's got two faces, why does she wear that horrible one?
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Also why can’t she just buy another machine? But having a dog soiling its bed every day means she is now actively prolonging its life just for her sake rather than the dog. My very elderly dogs used to have the occasional wee on the floor but if they had got to that stage my vet would be horrified if I did nothing about it.Why has Nic’s mum been washing the dogs soiled bedding?
more to the point, why does she keep prolonging the “life” of a dog that soils its bed?
She can't just have a run of the mill washing machine, she talks about Miele which start at a grand, much more if she wants a washer dryer or knowing her, a top of the range one. If she hasn't sorted out the flooding problem there could be chance it flood again.
What with the stress wees and incontinence maybe the dogs have got used to doing it around the house and are not as troubled about it as normal dogs. But that dog is too ill to keep alive anymore, its time to let it go.
What with the stress wees and incontinence maybe the dogs have got used to doing it around the house and are not as troubled about it as normal dogs. But that dog is too ill to keep alive anymore, its time to let it go.
If the poor thing is spending the night lying in her own pee and poo she will also develop skin irritations from the ammonia and bacteria getting into the sores she'll develop.
For pity's sake, let her go, Liz, you self-obsessed witch!
Gosh, she's awful. That poor dog (and David...)..
Also, a new (expensive) washing machine has been procured..
Also, a new (expensive) washing machine has been procured..
Liz Jones failed an audition for Strictly but Anne Widdicombe, John Sergeant and Les Dennis got in ? Bet the pros mopped their brows.
'ONES MOANS... WHAT LIZ LOATHES THIS WEEK
- When I went to clean his en suite, I noticed the new bar of soap was still in its wrapper.
- While staying with me, he insisted I order him a Spanish acoustic guitar from Ebay. Is a baby grand piano not sufficient?
- I’ve bought a new washing machine with extra-large drum from John Lewis for Mini’s dog beds: £97 a month, with huge levels of interest. It’s very expensive to be poor.'
1. Maybe the long suffering man uses something else and doesn't like your scented soap
2. Guitars and Pianos are totally different instruments you moron.
3. You could always try a launderette like real poor people
Ugh then the man with only 20% lung capacity was berated for not picking up a stinking dog bed and cooking her a bad meal. What appalling crimes!
- When I went to clean his en suite, I noticed the new bar of soap was still in its wrapper.
- While staying with me, he insisted I order him a Spanish acoustic guitar from Ebay. Is a baby grand piano not sufficient?
- I’ve bought a new washing machine with extra-large drum from John Lewis for Mini’s dog beds: £97 a month, with huge levels of interest. It’s very expensive to be poor.'
1. Maybe the long suffering man uses something else and doesn't like your scented soap
2. Guitars and Pianos are totally different instruments you moron.
3. You could always try a launderette like real poor people
Ugh then the man with only 20% lung capacity was berated for not picking up a stinking dog bed and cooking her a bad meal. What appalling crimes!
"Artisan French flour cobblestone loaf" 
Why can't she go to currys like a normal person. 13kg, so more than enough for a dog bed. Oh, it's only £20 a month. Not expensive enough.
That poor dog. She’s just being cruel now. My 16 yr old Staffie had lymphoma and when she was soiling herself and unable to walk I let her go. Putting her to sleep was the hardest thing I ever did but also the kindest. I still miss her but you can’t keep a dog with no quality of life. Liz is being unbelievably selfish about that dog.
as for the way she treated David I hope he finally tells her to duck off. Also what’s wrong with a man having a bag for life? Am I missing something? Plus get a cheaper washing machine you insufferable woman. No one cares about the names of things just grow up’
as for the way she treated David I hope he finally tells her to duck off. Also what’s wrong with a man having a bag for life? Am I missing something? Plus get a cheaper washing machine you insufferable woman. No one cares about the names of things just grow up’
There’s a good chance she’d be happier putting David down (“he was well past a useful life, and suffered dreadfully”) than that poor dog.
It’s what all the paupers eat."Artisan French flour cobblestone loaf"
She admits the dog is dying, yet she can’t do the decent thing and end her suffering because she’s an unbelievably selfish old bat. Her treatment of he who cannot be named for some reason, is awful. All she cares about is her ridiculous high end products that no one gives an eff about.
Can't we just put Liz down?
I'm not a dog person (#TeamCat all the way) but I am so upset thinking about what she's forcing that poor dog to endure. Whatever pets we have, it's our duty to do the right thing by them. Liz is a selfish old boot who makes it all about her, and so what if an animal, or a human (David 1.0 in this case) is in pain and extremely unwell. And we all know that, when the time comes, it'll all be about how upset she is, and not one iota of reflection on the dog's suffering
That dog’s the love of her life!
I remember a time when the cats she had were described like that, didn’t stop her getting rid of them when one of her vicious dogs attacked and killed one
the cats had to go then, even though they weren’t the ones that were viciously out of control and despite the fact that they were there first.I bleeping ate her.
Brace yourselves
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She’s smokin hot, is she!
If by that you mean "Does she look like one of those dried up bits of twig that Boy Scouts used to use to start campfires?", then yes. Yes, she is.
It's nearly 20 years since she and her husband separated and in that time the only "achievements" she can list are "rescuing" a racehorse, getting Turkey teeth because her own teeth were in such awful nick, and having a face-lift (for an article, so paid for by work I presume?).
No mention of her bankruptcy, plethora of dead pets and failed relationships, and general unpopularity with people of both sexes?
Oh, and in that photo where she's posing as "hot stuff" she's retaining fluid behind her knees. Not a great sign Lizard: you might want to get that checked out.
No mention of her bankruptcy, plethora of dead pets and failed relationships, and general unpopularity with people of both sexes?
Oh, and in that photo where she's posing as "hot stuff" she's retaining fluid behind her knees. Not a great sign Lizard: you might want to get that checked out.