That pic of her... Ooft.
Liz Jones #7 If she's got two faces, why does she wear that horrible one?
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“Mirror, mirror on the wall………” What does she see ? It’s not what I’m looking at here.
I think she forgot to do the most important thing after getting a divorce.... actually being happy.
She regurgitates the same old guff the whole time. “Woe is me, I paid for this, that and the other” blah, blah. Her nastiness towards David this week was heartless. She’s a bitter and nasty old has-been.
I didn't know that you were supposed to vacuum under your sofa cushions. I haven't even hoovered under the thing for years. I don't have a preparation station or whatever the stupid thing is as I just use the bloody kitchen worktop like everyone else.
Am I a man now?
Am I a man now?
Steady onI know!
Blimey!
They'll be telling us you can clean an oven next!
let’s not overdo it 
Clean? Oven?I know!
Blimey!
They'll be telling us you can clean an oven next!
Does not compute....
Today's effort which is more like a movie review with a side of more "woe is me..."
God almighty - she's tedious!
How does she get paid for this boring, badly written
She's really made no effort at all, has she? Even the Jones Moans are boring.
That was a dull read, just a way for her to boast about interviewing a couple of famous actors. I'm more interested in what's happened to the man with COPD at this point.
Where's a eye roll reaction emoji when you need one in the quick reply emoji options...
Grim cognitive dissonce. Jonesy is like 70. It's over babe.
Yet another famous 'bestie'... 
Next week's column will probably be a list of places she has been barred from, given today's offering.. . She's just so blooming rude...
. She's just so blooming rude... 
God, she just sucks all the joy out of life, doesn't she.Next week's column will probably be a list of places she has been barred from, given today's offering..
Curiously enough, the one common factor in all of these acrimonious exchanges is HER.Next week's column will probably be a list of places she has been barred from, given today's offering..
Every single person she encounters seems not to be ale to stand the sight of her - I wonder why? We only hear about how they have treated her - not how she has spoken to them (or not spoken - perhaps just slammed stuff down) when she has approached them.
I think she is such a sour-faced, snooty baggage that she'll look down her nose at mere "retail staff" from start to finish. She's lucky not to get her turkey teeth knocked out.
The stupid self-service till kept being unable to scan, and the supervisor who came over said, ‘You need to learn how to use them.’
Me: ‘OK, in that case, can you write an award-winning column in a national paper by 4pm then 2,400 words overnight for the US? No, didn’t think so.’
I love that she put the "award-winning" bit in. The journalistic equivalent of "Do you know who I am?"