Liz Jones #7 If she's got two faces, why does she wear that horrible one?

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Merry Christmas, Tattlers!
Spare a thought for Juggo all alone in her draughty annexe, eh? You reap what you sow, after all! Wassail!
 
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Merry Christmas, Tattlers!
Spare a thought for Juggo all alone in her draughty annexe, eh? You reap what you sow, after all! Wassail!
Just think of those cold stone floors and stairs which she thinks we all envy and shows she’s a woman of….. not class or substance. All the heat it takes to warm up the annex. Ah but she’s an ice maiden and won’t feel the cold 🥶. Silly me
 
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She‘s got poor David in her sights again. Silly baggage, you are no longer allowed to bring fresh produce into the UK from France. No doubt she will use that as an excuse to harangue and belittle him
 
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Just think of those cold stone floors and stairs which she thinks we all envy and shows she’s a woman of….. not class or substance. All the heat it takes to warm up the annex. Ah but she’s an ice maiden and won’t feel the cold 🥶. Silly me
How very servants' quarters compared to the warm wood floors (no doubt) of the real vicarage. Stone to be easily scrubbed clean. My school was in an old country stately 'ome and the change from parquet to stone was very noticeable when you went through to the old kitchens and cellars.
 
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What's wrong with pastry or tempering chocolate?! And spaniels, especially springers, are notoriously hyper. Idiotic woman. She only got the skincare sent to her in return for a shout-out; it's marketing, not kindness.
As someone who is daily dragged horizontally to the park by a springer and two cockers, before being able to "release the hounds" to run screaming with excitement (them, not me) through the brambles and bushes before digging wildly at mouse holes and molehills, I can confirm that spaniels are indeed, "hyper'.
 
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My spanner is 12 now and only JUST slowing down ( when he feels like it obviously ! )
Can’t manage to get to the fridge without any issue obviously !
 
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Oops... Bardot's carked it.
Countdown to Juggo's "BB was my best friend!!" pack of lies...
 
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Just noticed on re-reading the latest crock o' rit: why have a 'preparation' station while being adamant that it will never be used? Why does she spend all that money for show only when she's driven off virtually everyone in her life so why bother with show stuff - just to boast about it in her column? I have a large marble slab for pastry which I bloody use for that purpose when preparing food for friends.
 
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Just noticed on re-reading the latest crock o' rit: why have a 'preparation' station while being adamant that it will never be used? Why does she spend all that money for show only when she's driven off virtually everyone in her life so why bother with show stuff - just to boast about it in her column? I have a large marble slab for pastry which I bloody use for that purpose when preparing food for friends.
I seem to remember she said it was for corn shucking whatever that is 😆
 
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