Also citing Hunter wellies which are RUBBISH now, Muck Boots or Aigle are my go to
Liz Jones #7 If she's got two faces, why does she wear that horrible one?
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I'm still wearing the Dunlop farmers wellies that my mum bought me in the early 80s from the village shoe shop!
She said the dog is reactive and triggered by children. To put that in simpler language her dog will attack children and be aggressive towards them.
And Liz hasn’t bothered to ask if any children is going which is unfair on the dog and any children if they are present - it’s bleeping dangerous.
And why doesn’t she want to go on a walk if her dog is with her? Does she not bother bloody walking them?
And Liz hasn’t bothered to ask if any children is going which is unfair on the dog and any children if they are present - it’s bleeping dangerous.
And why doesn’t she want to go on a walk if her dog is with her? Does she not bother bloody walking them?
Is this the springer she has just added to her animal hell-hole, or the border collie? I can't bring myself to read her crap so I miss the details.
And as for not walking with the dogs - this is one of the reasons why I have dogs, myself. If I didn't I would never get off my large lazy backside.
The dog ate my Dunlops, I love my Muckboots as they have a fitted calf and are breathable neoprene stuff
The Wife bought me a pair of leather-lined Aigles about 17 years ago, and they are still doing sterling service!
It's never been the subject of a Carrie Bradshaw
Hasn't she churned out the hair dye story before? Something about a toilet seat. Although how she managed to do that is a mystery unless she'd been dying her minge.
Was it fake tan that time?
Possibly. Fake tanning her bum. Sounds more logical than dying her non-existent pubes.
40 years of driving and she doesn't know what variable speed limit means and she drives like Mr Magoo - should this woman be even allowed on the road. Plus of course there's her alleged vertigo which allegedly meant she couldn't turn her head ...
And of course there's the obligatory mentions of Friends and "Bridget" (first name only - are we meant to think she's on those terms with the fictional BJ?)
Utter recycled lying, irrelevant garbage - as usual.
And of course there's the obligatory mentions of Friends and "Bridget" (first name only - are we meant to think she's on those terms with the fictional BJ?)
Utter recycled lying, irrelevant garbage - as usual.
It's Alice the spaniel I feel sorry for. 
In fact all of the dogs, poor things.
In fact all of the dogs, poor things.
I secretly hope that Liz thinks that Bridget Jones is a real women who published her Diary under a fake name, and that Sex and The City is a Documentary.
That level of delusion would fit right in with what she actually thinks.
That level of delusion would fit right in with what she actually thinks.
Liz jones lover of fairy tales
The paper or ink should be green given her level of envy. How difficult is it to have a cupboard of mugs or herbs, spices and sauces? How typical that she did the Pity Me thing about spending Christmas alone. Well, so am I (though I have been invited by friends - which I actually have, Liz) because I will thoroughly enjoy a day spent in bed and on the sofa with my cat and dogs, eating my way through the chocolate biscuits, tin of sweets, Christmas dinner and cheese board and knocking back the champagne 
. Years of family Christmases made this my dream.
I rather hope that someone reports her to the DVLA over her admissions about her driving in this pile of sharn. I don't see the relevance of lockdown to her eyesight but does she even bother with specs? And as for the ludicrous petrol story, the extra hour travelling must have been due to constantly stopping for fuel.
. Years of family Christmases made this my dream. I rather hope that someone reports her to the DVLA over her admissions about her driving in this pile of sharn. I don't see the relevance of lockdown to her eyesight but does she even bother with specs? And as for the ludicrous petrol story, the extra hour travelling must have been due to constantly stopping for fuel.
In other news, the Shitstack that started as a weekly appeal for items to put on Ebay seems to have gone into hibernation. It was weekly, then bi-weekly, then had a month off in the summer, now it's 24 days since the Festive begging letter. She really has no respect for her subscriber...
I realise we should be inured to her idleness by now, but I do find it breathtakingly rude that she's prepared to take money from ordinary punters with no intention of fulfilling her side of the bargain. One half-a tin-rattle a month seems to represent abysmal value for money.
I realise we should be inured to her idleness by now, but I do find it breathtakingly rude that she's prepared to take money from ordinary punters with no intention of fulfilling her side of the bargain. One half-a tin-rattle a month seems to represent abysmal value for money.
The woman is tone deaf and has no emotional intelligence whatsoever. Today’s misery is a decades long rehash of all the perceived slights she has experienced, yet she is unable to realise she is the common denominator. And, IT’S NOT A F***ING VICARAGE.
Nor is it in North Yorkshire