Liz Jones #7 If she's got two faces, why does she wear that horrible one?

[Miss creant]

The woman is tone deaf and has no emotional intelligence whatsoever. Today’s misery is a decades long rehash of all the perceived slights she has experienced, yet she is unable to realise she is the common denominator. And, IT’S NOT A F***ING VICARAGE.

A woman in her LATE 60’s desperately trying to be relevant. But I read her dreary and all the comments here for amusement, fellow tattlers I thank you all.
AND now I can’t get over the soiled bath towel and robe. How ridiculously rude and entitled not to put things right.
She’ll be moaning soon about poor little her being snubbed. Never ever is it her fault. Grandiose narcissist deluded that she’s living the dream in other’s eyes.

 

[Mediastar]

Ugh...

 

[sunshine13]

Ugh...

Oh blimey. So she's now psychic, as well as profoundly deaf, anorexic, depressed and giddy with vertigo, as well as being catnip to men and an award winning journalist who is best friends with Bridget Jones and Carrie Fisher .... yeah right. Desperate.

 

[Miss creant]

With dyed black witchy hair..

 

[Mediastar]

And a crispy travel rug.

 

[Thequeenofhouse]

And a crispy travel rug.

That she’s waxed and steamed to oblivion

 

[Blurp]

With dyed black witchy hair..

And an eighty year old face surrounding Turkey Teeth.

 

[Jumbojet1251]

Christmas bingo! All the old favourites are vommed up again.

 

[Ohflip]

A bigger mistake is that the DM continue to print the same old article year after year. 🥱

 

[LottieM]

Liz must have spent more time writing about her marriage than she spent actually being married.

 

[dee_mc]

Those teeth look ridiculous. The rictus grin (that never quite reaches the eyes) in each photo of her drinking along next to a Christmas tree - wait, is that a metaphor?
The coal-black hair and ghastly black eyeliner though. Incredibly ageing.
Did she forget to make any Bridget Jones references in this article? I only skimmed it through multiple eye-rolls so could easily have missed them.

 

[Miss creant]

Liz must have spent more time writing about her marriage than she spent actually being married.

Definitely. She is absolutely stuck in the past probably because he was the only man brave enough to marry her. I don’t think she knows how to do togetherness. Like all narcissists it’s her way or the highway.

 

[SamBamford]

Always appears to be the mans fault. Seems they just don't get her fabulousness.

I thought the family was poor when she was growing up. No heating, hand knitted jumpers and hand me downs. Now she claims they were middle class. No mention of the fake rock star either. Just slagging off the real ones then.

 

[Blurp]

Those teeth look ridiculous. The rictus grin (that never quite reaches the eyes) in each photo of her drinking along next to a Christmas tree - wait, is that a metaphor?
The coal-black hair and ghastly black eyeliner though. Incredibly ageing.
Did she forget to make any Bridget Jones references in this article? I only skimmed it through multiple eye-rolls so could easily have missed them.

Bet that the teeth glow in the dark.

 

[Miss creant]

I wonder what the dreary will say this new year considering the last one, oh no wait a minute she’ll rehash last year’s and how she was wronged. Really another year has nearly passed and she appears to have done nothing of note, again. I’m not holding my breath.

 

[TheOneWhoSnarks]

It will be a rehash of previous New Years including of course Kevin the OBL Lookalike, something Nirps failed at, something David failed at, judgmental assessments of well to do people having family gatherings, snipes at her dead alcoholic sisters and their ungrateful offspring, something about dogs, and a resolution to put herself first this year, for the first time ever.

 

[Jumbojet1251]

Those teeth look ridiculous. The rictus grin (that never quite reaches the eyes) in each photo of her drinking along next to a Christmas tree - wait, is that a metaphor?
The coal-black hair and ghastly black eyeliner though. Incredibly ageing.
Did she forget to make any Bridget Jones references in this article? I only skimmed it through multiple eye-rolls so could easily have missed them.

I meant to add earlier when I posted the latest crud……the first picture…….put your hand over her mouth and those eyes are in no way smiling . She’s like a deer in the headlights. I suppose that’s normal when you continually lie about your kindness and generosity and hope you don’t get found out.

 

[TheOneWhoSnarks]

I meant to add earlier when I posted the latest crud……the first picture…….put your hand over her mouth and those eyes are in no way smiling . She’s like a deer in the headlights. I suppose that’s normal when you continually lie about your kindness and generosity and hope you don’t get found out.

Yes. She looks terrified.

 

[Blurp]

I meant to add earlier when I posted the latest crud……the first picture…….put your hand over her mouth and those eyes are in no way smiling . She’s like a deer in the headlights. I suppose that’s normal when you continually lie about your kindness and generosity and hope you don’t get found out.

Gods forbid that she crinkles her eyes! Maybe she can't move the upper part of her face thanks to Botox? She has a habit of going for crap 'enhancements'.

 

[LottieM]

It will be a rehash of previous New Years including of course Kevin the OBL Lookalike, something Nirps failed at, something David failed at, judgmental assessments of well to do people having family gatherings, snipes at her dead alcoholic sisters and their ungrateful offspring, something about dogs, and a resolution to put herself first this year, for the first time ever.

All of the above plus a list of expensive gifts that she bought in the past for people who no longer speak to her.