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Liz Jones #7 If she's got two faces, why does she wear that horrible one?
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Straws and clutching come to mind
I am seeing remarkable similarities between her and another narc who unfortunately did manage to marry her prince, but even that is proving to be a failure.
Juggo wishes...
How do these people - Jug, guest, Little Owen Jones etc - always end up in cushy jobs on salaries most of us could only dream of? (Not that they appreciate their goof fortune)
They are charmless, talentless and self-obsessed and yet even though they fail at everything, they succeed (in that they never really experience the consequences of their actions). I can only think that their Guardian Devil watches carefully over them.
They are charmless, talentless and self-obsessed and yet even though they fail at everything, they succeed (in that they never really experience the consequences of their actions). I can only think that their Guardian Devil watches carefully over them.
As you were! The Shitstack has had a spasm and coughed up a gobbet of festive sputum. It is graced by a photo of her Juggness which I estimate to be around 20 years old, and a begging list of gifts including a wool blanket from £182.75 to £382.50!
Presumably she couldn't get the jizz out of her old one.
Presumably she couldn't get the jizz out of her old one.
I was wondering why you said it had "hit the buffers" the other day. Three weeks between Muttons is about average now, so this one has arrived on time, as it were. I suppose she sees it more as a hobby than a money-making side hustle.
That's very charitable! It started as a weekly and, I suspect, it was apparent it was making any money, the gap between effusions became greater and greater. It seems Juggo learned nothing (fancy!) from the short-lived Lady Garden (when she couldn't be arsed to carry on and had to refund her subscriber). If you are right, and this is a "hobby", it seems to be a begging letter for stuff she can subsequently eBay.
Talking of gardens, it's apparent that the allotment is history too. Her preternatural laziness was always going to prove too much for any actual success.
I think "Juggo" started the Lady Garden with the intention of doing it regularly - weekly, as you say - because she saw which way the wind was blowing and figured she could get on the Substack/blogging bandwagon. And it was a decent peg: someone who's never gardened in her life takes on an allotment. It had potential, but then she found out allotment-tending was more work than she'd expected, and she didn't know how to proceed on her own. So that went by the wayside, and then she launched Mutton - again, not a bad idea, but she doesn't have the commitment she needs to make it a success. Though she does have 503 subscribers, some of whom must pay for it.
Very charitable again! 503 subscribers? Whoopee! And her an "award winning" hack with "42 million results on Google"? And she has to spoon 10% back to Substack. There are people who go fishing who have better numbers than her! And she's fills her stack trying to blag freebies, recycling old copy and using ancient photos. This has a whiff of barrel-scraping desperation to the outside world, whilst she guzzles Lidl crémant and hammers out yet another Phillipa Space love/hate clickbait ramble about the Duchess of Sussex or the Princess of Wales.
She's heading for the final round-up with an interest-only mortgage, a draughty annexe and a second hand sofa. If she wasn't so loathsome, one would almost feel sorry for her.
I’ve just remembered an LJ anecdote .
Sat around the break room at work & talk turned to what we did at the weekend - I mentioned a lazy Sunday morning with The Mail.
A male colleague who I didn’t know that well asked me if I read “ that woman” in the Mail magazine “ you know , somebody’s diary , it’s at the back”
I confessed that, indeed , I did .
None of the other folk had heard of her , but I started on a tirade of what a truly awful person she was - and he agreed .
We swapped anecdotes & stories & examples of her sheer awfulness when I told him about her attempt at doing a tour .
He went a funny colour and his face dropped .
“ What’s up ? “ I asked
His answer “ it’s not a real person is it ? “
“ I thought the whole thing was supposed to be a joke … like a parody “
And he absolutely refused to believe that she really existed , despite me showing him things on my phone.
I’m convinced that , to this day he refuses to believe a real person is that vile.
Sat around the break room at work & talk turned to what we did at the weekend - I mentioned a lazy Sunday morning with The Mail.
A male colleague who I didn’t know that well asked me if I read “ that woman” in the Mail magazine “ you know , somebody’s diary , it’s at the back”
I confessed that, indeed , I did .
None of the other folk had heard of her , but I started on a tirade of what a truly awful person she was - and he agreed .
We swapped anecdotes & stories & examples of her sheer awfulness when I told him about her attempt at doing a tour .
He went a funny colour and his face dropped .
“ What’s up ? “ I asked
His answer “ it’s not a real person is it ? “
“ I thought the whole thing was supposed to be a joke … like a parody “
And he absolutely refused to believe that she really existed , despite me showing him things on my phone.
I’m convinced that , to this day he refuses to believe a real person is that vile.
He was half right... she is a joke!
She's said that bit about karate-chopping clasped hands before. Apart from that, I have no flipping idea what the hell She's burbling on about. A bitter vomitorium of words. That's all. As usual.
And there we have the title for our next thread:
"It's not a real person is it? I thought the whole thing was supposed to be a joke ... like a parody."
I see she's inviting readers to pose any question they like. Get busy, tattlers. Mine is how can you justify your salary based on rehashing the same bitter egocentric articles you first wrote 20 years ago?
Definitely
Well said to both of you
The thing is though is he is at a party at 19:00 Los Angeles time is it 03:00 in the morning the next day UK time so irrelevant to the Festival the POW attended
I think you can say that on behalf of all of us!