Liz Jones #7 If she's got two faces, why does she wear that horrible one?

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The irony of her quoting "If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything."
 
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Why on earth has she bought a breakfast bar when she doesn’t cook? And “Shucking corn”? W the A F? Does she think we are all absolute idiots?
 
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I googled marble topped kitchen prep tables (not that I’m in the market for one, just being nosey!) and found a beautiful one just like LJ describes. With a Carrara marble top, deep drawers and a brass rail. From Devol kitchens. Price ‘from’ £9,700. I’m sure it’s something that would last forever and probably worth the investment if you spend a lot of time cooking and have a big kitchen. I always get the impression that Liz has nothing but ice cubes and fizz in her kitchen. No doubt she’ll be moaning again next week that she can’t afford vets bills and will have to work until she’s 80
 
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I googled marble topped kitchen prep tables (not that I’m in the market for one, just being nosey!) and found a beautiful one just like LJ describes. With a Carrara marble top, deep drawers and a brass rail. From Devol kitchens. Price ‘from’ £9,700. I’m sure it’s something that would last forever and probably worth the investment if you spend a lot of time cooking and have a big kitchen. I always get the impression that Liz has nothing but ice cubes and fizz in her kitchen. No doubt she’ll be moaning again next week that she can’t afford vets bills and will have to work until she’s 80
So where has she put this fabulous breakfast bar in the tiny kitchen in the annexe?
 

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So where has she put this fabulous breakfast bar in the tiny kitchen in the annexe?
Probably out in the corridor with the door leading to the mouldy courtyard and outside loo.

Carrie Bradshaw - the most dislikeable of all the four women in SATC and the one looking like a horse with big hands, feet and teeth (with her 🦃 teeth, no wonder Juggie idolises Carrie).
 
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Traumatised ! Turns out I agree with quite a lot that she’s written about Harry and MM in today’s Fail 😬 Send help.
 
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Absolutely tasteless crass drivel from someone who is always and forever envious of others. Always a scenario doomed to only bring unhappiness.
What I cannot understand is how she can write about people she feels are shallow and vacuous while writing of her conspicuous spending on items she is desperate to show off as evidence she has a life.
 
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She's literally the biggest f*cking stinker ever. And those photos will be very very very flattering and she still looks like she's been booted into a costume shop to model a Mortia Addams costume for Halloween.
 
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