And ......
I got the job! (Salzburg and Venice hotels, Business Development Manager or whatever Mike's job title was at the time .......)
Errrrrm .........
I am running Headcase, a mental health platform
I'm bored of Headcase and anyway, I'm having a baby
I'm writing Book 6 - a novel about trolls
I'm writing short stories just for myself, thank you very much
I'm going to do a stand-up show about trolls
Errrrrm ........
I'm going to do 26 trillion steps for survivors of domestic violence
Um, does somebody else want to do them for me?
I'm going to plant the narcissus bed of domestic abuse
Errrrrrm ........
I'm doing a really important and massive piece of work for Thames Valley Police
Errrrrm .........
I'm Liz Fraser, I'm MEEEEEE, and YOU LOT all love me
I'm not Liz Fraser any more. Don't know who she was, but she was a bit of a tit, tbh.
Etc
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@Marstonroadmrs Oooh - looks like there has been a pool party! Hope you all had fun!