Not a chance. We’re her memory
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“Perfect” unless you live in this still unmodernised environment. PriviLiz at her worst. #povertyporn
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“Perfect” unless you live in this still unmodernised environment. PriviLiz at her worst. #povertyporn
Jeez. I mean, my mum's family lived in Latvia but oddly I don't go over there to photograph Communist-era carpet.
Venice Retreat day one! Hurraah!
Fully booked?!
It's the best imaginary retreat EVER.
Not so fast, @Wooh La Fraser could well have taken her tote bag of limbs on the first EasyJet to Venice this morning. Keep an eye out for photographs of feet under tables, hands, notebooks with "My Venice Retreat" written on them, a table full of (2) cocktails and a startled looking band in the background.
That's all the proof we need that the latest 3 day/4 day Venice Retreat (6 years in the planning) HAPPENED, and was a SUCCESS.
Well, apart from the review: "Liz blah blah blah, amazing blah blah blah, HELPED ME blah blah blah, Liz blah blah blah" etc.
That's all the proof we need that the latest 3 day/4 day Venice Retreat (6 years in the planning) HAPPENED, and was a SUCCESS.
Well, apart from the review: "Liz blah blah blah, amazing blah blah blah, HELPED ME blah blah blah, Liz blah blah blah" etc.
I was re-reading a couple of our older threads yesterday and noted that us cleaners were full of good advice on how to make the Venice Retreats a success. We can't help it if La Fraser didn't want to acknowledge our offers of help, and it would be very churlish of her to cry 'troll' if the venture has been a failure.
#helpfulcleaners
#helpfulcleaners
I was re-reading Liz's website describing the Best Retreats Evah this afternoon in my HOME.
The glorious clarity of hindsight dissects the "pitch", weasel words and shiteness of it most enjoyably
The glorious clarity of hindsight dissects the "pitch", weasel words and shiteness of it most enjoyably
Six years of planning. 'Jobs' at several of the venues which may or may not be used depending on how busy they are with paying guests. Why would she need any advice from us lesser mortals (ice cream eating peasants)?
Carb eating jealous trolls.
Non eating disorder b#tches who have jobs and friends.
A curse on us all
If she was a confident, professional person she wouldn't feel the need to come on here, or use 'trolling' as an excuse to close down her fledgling ventures.
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I am SO ENJOYING the massive bag of crisps I'm stuffing down my neck.
Plus she can’t take the never ever happened past and present Venice retreats down because she knows we’d just be so thrilled that she finally took our advice! Come on Lizzie, give us a little treat! It would be like a gelato but better!
Alternative conversation
S - mummy, my feet hurt after walking 70,000 steps over cobbles today
L - it's okay - you can go and sit by the statue over there and I will tell you all about the poor people, the ones who eat doughnuts and have retro wallpaper. I might snap a few unwitting oldies for the grid while we are at it
S - don't you need to ask them first?
L -
S - can I have an ice cream?
L - GELATO. Have you learned NOTHING? Have a pork knuckle instead
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It would make a great book. Knuckles Fraser and the Vanishing Retreats
S - mummy, my feet hurt after walking 70,000 steps over cobbles today
L - it's okay - you can go and sit by the statue over there and I will tell you all about the poor people, the ones who eat doughnuts and have retro wallpaper. I might snap a few unwitting oldies for the grid while we are at it
S - don't you need to ask them first?
L -
S - can I have an ice cream?
L - GELATO. Have you learned NOTHING? Have a pork knuckle instead
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It would make a great book. Knuckles Fraser and the Vanishing Retreats
This made me HOOT
She'll have set her cap at some butcher.
I never understand those goose flesh leg, concave chest pics. It’s hardly hot and sexy. It’s a really weird angle too. She has really weird ideas of allure and sex! Like when she calls herself hot 
for some random picture with naff jeans on.
I think she genuinely equates a small size with hot whereas most people like ( some ) boobs and shape!
for some random picture with naff jeans on. I think she genuinely equates a small size with hot
whereas most people like ( some ) boobs and shape!