Liz Fraser #5 She has gon-dola mad in Oxford & Venice, yet again.

[intriguedbythis]

I’m confused as to why Liz is in Oxford doing live TV (discussing a story in today’s news so it’s not an old video) when according to her own website she is running a fully-booked four day retreat in Venice. This is copied and pasted from the site

Dates. All dates are inclusive, for 4 days.

MARCH 14-17 - 50% discount on ALL places for this special, pre-launch retreat.
APRIL: 25-28. FULLY BOOKED
MAY: 23-25
JUNE: 6-8
JULY: 4-6

EXTREMELY well spotted and HILARIOUS
Also as she hasn’t mentioned that venice is packed out of control as it’s ITALIAN LIBERATION DAY and the whole of Italy is packed out / hotels rammed / city centres full of parades and parties


We all KNEW it was ALL FAKE but she’s signed her own public embarrassment death warrant now.


Also hilarious as she mentions how often she runs in to an interview that she’s nearly forgotten. Oh tit, you did forget something Liz… an entire tour waiting for her in Venice
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Here is everyone’s favorite child expert and fearless truth teller. Telling us she’s just ‘come off air’ clearly sat in her oft shown Oxford living room.

How utterly embarrassing


Wonder what mad excuse she will have for cancelling her packed out Venetian retreat? Her next story is of her out running… so doubtful to be health.

Tut tut!!!
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[UmbrellaMadeItHereAtLast]

To be fair she did say she’d joined the programmme by zoom. But the rest, absolutely

 

[intriguedbythis]

Behind her zoom is her sitting room in Oxford then the running one after she’s also outside her Oxford house ( she’s shown them so many times they are instantly recognisable)

Talk about embarrassing.
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Also AS if she wouldn’t show us the Venice crowd / celebrations / parties and parades kicking off for the huge celebration that is the Italian liberation day.

She doesn’t even remember she informed us the sold out 4 day retreat is today OR that it’s a big festive day in Italy today.

 

[nobotoxta]

We're in another country at the moment, which is celebrating their liberation from fascism day. It's astoundingly wonderful and joyous.
I am genuinely HAPPY

 

[UmbrellaMadeItHereAtLast]

Behind her zoom is her sitting room in Oxford then the running one after she’s also outside her Oxford house ( she’s shown them so many times they are instantly recognisable)

Talk about embarrassing.
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Also AS if she wouldn’t show us the Venice crowd / celebrations / parties and parades kicking off for the huge celebration that is the Italian liberation day.

She doesn’t even remember she informed us the sold out 4 day retreat is today OR that it’s a big festive day in Italy today.

Sorry misunderstood. Definitely Oxford. And definitely today as she specified one of the stories she talked about which is one that was in the headlines today

 

[Needham]

It has made me think that all those ‘bookings’ she showed where she had blacked out the booker’s details must have been completely fake. Also, why do that? It was an instant red flag. People who are lying ALWAYS give you too much information . She must waste so much time and energy on her fake life. How hilarious. Too many lies to remember now. She tripping up everywhere.
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Am talking about the Venice retreats here for clarity.

 

[intriguedbythis]

Yes excellent point. Overcompensating lies. But so many extraordinary and ridiculous lies that she cannot keep count of them or keep the story straight

 

[Ginnyreturns]

She's clearly been splurging cash, but doubt it's from the fictional writing delegates. The whole retreat thing is clearly a lie, as was obvious when none of her 'testimonials' tagged any real people. Her 'book deal' has never been mentioned in the book press either. And she thinks we're the devious ones! Nope. We're just a heap more perceptive and intelligent than she is.

 

[Marstonroadmrs]

She’s upped the ante with this character assassination. Cricky. I wonder why Mike’s never felt the need to set the record straight. Violent alcoholic. Strong language. No mention of his recovery. No suggestion that she’s proud he’s turned his life around.

 

[intriguedbythis]

What does she even mean when she said it nearly killed her?
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If she was a broke Lower class mum in a third world country stranded then I can understand. She had a full bank account , millionaire parents with spare bedrooms and her own property there. She could have jumped on a flight at any time

 

[Ginnyreturns]

She’s upped the ante with this character assassination. Cricky. I wonder why Mike’s never felt the need to set the record straight. Violent alcoholic. Strong language. No mention of his recovery. No suggestion that she’s proud he’s turned his life around.

A 'travel dairy' !! Talk about Freudian slips. She can't even spell correctly on her own sites.

 

[UmbrellaMadeItHereAtLast]

And she a copy editor

 

[ORhineORhine]

Travel dairy? Is she a milkman?

 

[Ginnyreturns]

Travel dairy? Is she a milkman?

She is a bit of a cow, so, close!

 

[ORhineORhine]

If she was a milkman you can bet your arse she'd drive the fastest milk cart in the west.

 

[Needham]

This is so funny. She’s fallen into her huge trap of lies. All it does is expose her as a total liar in everything she does - fake photos of fake retreats, fake DMs from ‘you lovely lot’ (), fake dates in pubs (one pint of beer must equal man!), fake flights (tips of a wing above the clouds), fake photos taken dressed up outside the BBC after serious and successful ‘talks’ (), fake dinners with parents to celebrate fake fab news, piles of books to show she’s writing her 6th fake book, fake PTSD, fake C-PTSD, fake ADHD, fake blood test plaster on inner elbow just in case a fake lie is needed. And on it goes. Fake, fake, fake. Bogus and fake. Oh, and the latest fake is the sudden fake love of classic cars since birth. And all the fake fabulousness of Liz’s life gets more fake and more fabulous the happier and more fulfilled her ex gets. There’s a direct correlation. Poor woman.

 

[ORhineORhine]

Following the image of Liz, the travelling Dairymaid, I felt inspired by Benny Hill's Ernie (not a euphemism! )



Now Lizzie loved a Scotsman, a curmudgeon known as Mike
When he broke free, ignored her plea, she chased him on her bike
They said he was no good for her, this irascible young lush
But the fixation that she had for him had turned her brains to mush

They called her Lizz-eeeee (Lizzeeeeee)
And she rode the fastest pushbike in the west

One lunchtime Liz saw Mike slumped in a coma by her door
It drove her mad to find he was still there at half past four
And as she leapt down basement stairs, to sort a makeshift bed
Mike rose from the dead, he banged his head, and then he turned and fled

They called him Mikey (Mikeeeeeee)
And he was the biggest boozer in the west

Next Lizzie dragged him from a bar beneath the Venice sun
They stood there face to face and glared, then Mike turned round to run
But Lizzie was too quick for him, things didn't go the way Mike planned
She did scream and shout, and then “lashed out” and grabbed him by the hand

Poor Mikey (Mikeeeeee)
Trapped in the smelliest floating city in the west

Now Mike was only 32, he didn't wanna die
So he sobered up, got off his arse, now sells coffee beans. Oh aye
His customers are angels and ferocious bints are banned
And the coffee-jockey’s life is fab in fancy coffee-land

But a woman's needs are many fold and Liz went back on-line
Got lots of blokes to ogle her but still she tends to whine
Perhaps one day she’ll forget young Mike, the grumpy dour barista
And find some bloke who fancies her at the vintage place in Bicester!

We won’t forget Lizzie (Lizzieeeeee)
Coz her funny SM blather is the best.

 

[Ginnyreturns]

Following the image of Liz, the travelling Dairymaid, I felt inspired by Benny Hill's Ernie (not a euphemism! )



Now Lizzie loved a Scotsman, a curmudgeon known as Mike
When he broke free, ignored her plea, she chased him on her bike
They said he was no good for her, this irascible young lush
But the fixation that she had for him had turned her brains to mush

They called her Lizz-eeeee (Lizzeeeeee)
And she rode the fastest pushbike in the west

One lunchtime Liz saw Mike slumped in a coma by her door
It drove her mad to find he was still there at half past four
And as she leapt down basement stairs, to sort a makeshift bed
Mike rose from the dead, he banged his head, and then he turned and fled

They called him Mikey (Mikeeeeeee)
And he was the biggest boozer in the west

Next Lizzie dragged him from a bar beneath the Venice sun
They stood there face to face and glared, then Mike turned round to run
But Lizzie was too quick for him, things didn't go the way Mike planned
She did scream and shout, and then “lashed out” and grabbed him by the hand

Poor Mikey (Mikeeeeee)
Trapped in the smelliest floating city in the west

Now Mike was only 32, he didn't wanna die
So he sobered up, got off his arse, now sells coffee beans. Oh aye
His customers are angels and ferocious bints are banned
And the coffee-jockey’s life is fab in fancy coffee-land

But a woman's needs are many fold and Liz went back on-line
Got lots of blokes to ogle her but still she tends to whine
Perhaps one day she’ll forget young Mike, the grumpy dour barista
And find some bloke who fancies her at the vintage place in Bicester!

We won’t forget Lizzie (Lizzieeeeee)
Coz her funny SM blather is the best.

Totally brilliant and 100 times wittier and sharper than anything our milkmaid could have penned. Or should that be 'milk-you maid'?

 

[nobotoxta]

Just seen the latest stories. 'Is this too see through? <giggle>'
Ffs!!! Also waiting for the retreat explanation!

 

[UmbrellaMadeItHereAtLast]

It was the trolls (said with a sad face but trying to keep the glee out of her voice. We know the drill)