Those Microsoft Teams adverts - "we're living on teams, it's as simple as that", and that ad with the kids singing Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now.
Urrrrgghh drive me insane
People (mostly tourists) who come to a complete stop at the top of an escalator at tube stations.
Philip Schofield
Space invaders - people usually at airports who stand right up behind you whilst waiting at passport control. Step the fuck back you are not getting served before me so in the interim I will keep whacking you with my handbag
People who “tutt” at you for some minor indiscretion - chill out.
Bastards who don’t say thank you when you hold a door open
People who litter. Common.
Pedants who freak if you don’t stack the dishwasher their way/put the wrong thing in the dishwasher ie. plastic
People who have a “system” that has to be followed in packing away the shopping
chill the fuck out.
People that say “ as a mother” “ as a parent” can fuck off.
Sure I’ve got more........