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petitspois
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The fact that my microwave beeps at me 3 times to alert me to the fact that it has stopped microwaving. Just stop for fuck’s sake, you don’t need to BEEP, BEEP, BEEEEP at me.
Ruby’s mum
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My husband just getting up from the table after dinner and going into the other room without a backwards glance. I’m loading the dishwasher and wiping the worktops down, how about you clear away the table mats, condiments, etc and push your chair in before you collapse in front of the tv? I didn’t realise we were still living in 1952 
Misogynists. Men and women. We are so brainwashed we can’t even see it. I was telling my friend the other day about a thing that happened years ago while I was walking home in the evening. A man was behind me and started getting closer. I was suddenly aware we were in a deserted path. I started panicking and walking faster. He sped up. I felt like I could feel him breathing down my neck. I then started properly running at speed and got away from him. As I got across the road from him frantically trying to find my keys to put in the door he did the strangest thing. He slow wolf whistled. It was so creepy. I don’t believe he was planning on attacking me but I think he sensed my fear and enjoyed frightening me. How fucking evil is that.
My friend’s response? You shouldn’t have put yourself in that position.
Dear god help us.
(should have said my friend is female and a bit of an idiot).
My friend’s response? You shouldn’t have put yourself in that position.
Dear god help us.
(should have said my friend is female and a bit of an idiot).
When you really want to make something really tasty and you have all the ingredients but you have absolutely no motivation to actually make it so you have bloody cheese on toast or a bowl of cereal. And then after a few days the ingredients go off and you need to throw them all out feeling like a total failure. It’s one of the things I like least about myself.
Toasters that aren’t tall enough to toast the whole slice of bread so you end up with one end untoasted.
Feeling like you should be ‘making the most’ of the nice weather when you can’t motivate yourself to get out the house then you’ve essentially wasted a very rare sunny day doing eff all and everyone on your Facebook was out loving life
Sorry I’m on a downer today!
Toasters that aren’t tall enough to toast the whole slice of bread so you end up with one end untoasted.
Feeling like you should be ‘making the most’ of the nice weather when you can’t motivate yourself to get out the house then you’ve essentially wasted a very rare sunny day doing eff all and everyone on your Facebook was out loving life
Sorry I’m on a downer today!
Oh Im going to sound like a demon here 
People spitting on the ground..... Rotten
People who stand in crowds chatting on footpath or shop aisles.... MOVE YOURSELF
Even before pandemic... i hated strangers getting really close to me in shops etc or sitting beside me on an empty bus... like get the hell away from me.....
People touching all the fruit & bread etc in the supermarket.... get your paws off it off your not buying it
People who don't teach their kids please & thank you or any manners or how to behave.
People who let their kids stand on chair in restaurants and seats on buses... I dont want to sit or eat where u kids shoes have been. Also when they let their kids run all over transport and shops etc
People who see an old or disabled person and dont offer their seat or hold a door for them
Family & friends that your always good to and they never bother calling or visiting. Also ungrateful people that dont appreciate help or gifts & just expect it
People whose kids are bullies, if somebody complains the parents kick off and say their kid is angel. Or if a kid goes crying to mum & dad the parents kick off without getting the full story from the kid first and asking what their own kid done in the situation before starting a row. These parents always blame the school or other kids & never accept their kid is in the wrong
People who don't work, stay in bed all day. Make no effort to wash themselves or clean a house. I hate laziness
People with bad hygiene annoy the crap out of me. Soap, water & toothpaste is not diffucult
I hate when batteries die when im in mid text or call. Or when you lose charge when out
When shop assistants ask if you would like to use self service instead of checkout..... obviously not or I would have used it
When guys hit on you when your not interested. Or If you date a guy he thinks its ok to ask for risky pics..... get a life guys
People being negatively brainwashed by religions and politics.....
Public toilets........ vile vile vile
Bill day..... that grinds on me
Overly serious people that can't take a joke and never have fun....... bores me
People speaking a different language in a group or when you walk in a room..... you best not be talking about me braveheart
Mean girls, who bully, hit, call names to other girls in school. They only target the ones they think are weak & vulnerable. If you have daughters like this...... be very ashamed
Jealousy..... its the root of all evil. I can’t understand how viscous & nasty it makes people
Drug users - I'm sorry but unless somebody held a gun to your head & made you take the drugs then I have no sympathy...... you knew the consequences for you & your loved ones & you still chose to do it.
People having a bad day or bored claiming to have depression & mental health issues.... nope sorry, too many genuine sufferers out there to give you attention
People who see your message and dont reply for days
When people are late....... you picked the time, i have more to do than sit here waiting like an idiot
People who put empty bottles or packaging back in the fridge or leave the emlty toilet rolls there without putting on a new one
Fussy eaters that want a different meal than everyone....... eat it or cook your own food
Rain when you just did your hair & makeup. And when your umbrella flips inside out..... the shame of it, you can all stop staring
Clowns who never heard of indicators and goofs that drive too close behind
Guys reving their engine to look cool....... get that banger to a garage asap
When your makeup busts in your handbag
Paper shopping bags, especially when it rains.... the whole thing disintegrades and your new knickers are all over the ground
People with fake designer bag, shoes & clothes........ your not fooling anybody, Adidas doesn't have 4 stripes
Girls with lipfillers, botox & implants..... have you any idea how stupid & scruffy you look. It screams cheap, slutty & insecure
When work ring you on your day off..... piss off!
When your trying to watch or read something and somebody keeps talking.......stfu
When you plan to wear something on a nighout only to realise its in the wash
When you want to order takeout for one but you have spend a certain amount before you can order...... well looks like il be a fat pig tonight
Trying to get a taxi after the club
Girls with fake tan all streaky & patchy & carved into the knuckles & feet..... go home & have a bath love. You look filthy
When you forget to pack something you need on holidays or a trip
When a song comes on you hate and you cant stop singing it for days
Liars.... we see through you, and don't want you near us thanks... jog on
When online orders go wrong or a pile of useless crap arrives at your door broken, not as describes or doesn't fit
Also people who always go on about how broke they are, always about money, making out their poor. Just so you give them stuff. And always begging for loans, money, food but yet they afford fags, restaurant meals, chippies, nights out, clothes and other treats for themselves
Nosy neighbours that watch & listen to everything and keep trying to befriend you just out of nosiness... when you keep your distance they try to get nosier& start complaining.........piss off, keep out of my business or il make you want to move.
People spitting on the ground..... Rotten
People who stand in crowds chatting on footpath or shop aisles.... MOVE YOURSELF
Even before pandemic... i hated strangers getting really close to me in shops etc or sitting beside me on an empty bus... like get the hell away from me.....
People touching all the fruit & bread etc in the supermarket.... get your paws off it off your not buying it
People who don't teach their kids please & thank you or any manners or how to behave.
People who let their kids stand on chair in restaurants and seats on buses... I dont want to sit or eat where u kids shoes have been. Also when they let their kids run all over transport and shops etc
People who see an old or disabled person and dont offer their seat or hold a door for them
Family & friends that your always good to and they never bother calling or visiting. Also ungrateful people that dont appreciate help or gifts & just expect it
People whose kids are bullies, if somebody complains the parents kick off and say their kid is angel. Or if a kid goes crying to mum & dad the parents kick off without getting the full story from the kid first and asking what their own kid done in the situation before starting a row. These parents always blame the school or other kids & never accept their kid is in the wrong
People who don't work, stay in bed all day. Make no effort to wash themselves or clean a house. I hate laziness
People with bad hygiene annoy the crap out of me. Soap, water & toothpaste is not diffucult
I hate when batteries die when im in mid text or call. Or when you lose charge when out
When shop assistants ask if you would like to use self service instead of checkout..... obviously not or I would have used it
When guys hit on you when your not interested. Or If you date a guy he thinks its ok to ask for risky pics..... get a life guys
People being negatively brainwashed by religions and politics.....
Public toilets........ vile vile vile
Bill day..... that grinds on me
Overly serious people that can't take a joke and never have fun....... bores me
People speaking a different language in a group or when you walk in a room..... you best not be talking about me braveheart
Mean girls, who bully, hit, call names to other girls in school. They only target the ones they think are weak & vulnerable. If you have daughters like this...... be very ashamed
Jealousy..... its the root of all evil. I can’t understand how viscous & nasty it makes people
Drug users - I'm sorry but unless somebody held a gun to your head & made you take the drugs then I have no sympathy...... you knew the consequences for you & your loved ones & you still chose to do it.
People having a bad day or bored claiming to have depression & mental health issues.... nope sorry, too many genuine sufferers out there to give you attention
People who see your message and dont reply for days
When people are late....... you picked the time, i have more to do than sit here waiting like an idiot
People who put empty bottles or packaging back in the fridge or leave the emlty toilet rolls there without putting on a new one
Fussy eaters that want a different meal than everyone....... eat it or cook your own food
Rain when you just did your hair & makeup. And when your umbrella flips inside out..... the shame of it, you can all stop staring
Clowns who never heard of indicators and goofs that drive too close behind
Guys reving their engine to look cool....... get that banger to a garage asap
When your makeup busts in your handbag
Paper shopping bags, especially when it rains.... the whole thing disintegrades and your new knickers are all over the ground
People with fake designer bag, shoes & clothes........ your not fooling anybody, Adidas doesn't have 4 stripes
Girls with lipfillers, botox & implants..... have you any idea how stupid & scruffy you look. It screams cheap, slutty & insecure
When work ring you on your day off..... piss off!
When your trying to watch or read something and somebody keeps talking.......stfu
When you plan to wear something on a nighout only to realise its in the wash
When you want to order takeout for one but you have spend a certain amount before you can order...... well looks like il be a fat pig tonight
Trying to get a taxi after the club
Girls with fake tan all streaky & patchy & carved into the knuckles & feet..... go home & have a bath love. You look filthy
When you forget to pack something you need on holidays or a trip
When a song comes on you hate and you cant stop singing it for days
Liars.... we see through you, and don't want you near us thanks... jog on
When online orders go wrong or a pile of useless crap arrives at your door broken, not as describes or doesn't fit
Also people who always go on about how broke they are, always about money, making out their poor. Just so you give them stuff. And always begging for loans, money, food but yet they afford fags, restaurant meals, chippies, nights out, clothes and other treats for themselves
Nosy neighbours that watch & listen to everything and keep trying to befriend you just out of nosiness... when you keep your distance they try to get nosier& start complaining.........piss off, keep out of my business or il make you want to move.
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Pizzledizzle
Well-known member
People who tell me to get outside & make the most of the heat. No sod off, I want to keep my fat, pasty self inside thank you
Being woken up when you’re just drifting off to sleep. 
So tired atm with a newborn and a toddler who is up a million times a night. If my toddler sees me drifting off she will literally shout “cock a doodle doooooooo mama!” Why everyone gotta be so noisy man
it’s like a form of torture.
So tired atm with a newborn and a toddler who is up a million times a night. If my toddler sees me drifting off she will literally shout “cock a doodle doooooooo mama!” Why everyone gotta be so noisy man
it’s like a form of torture.
Geraldine.20.jobs
VIP Member
People who post attention seeking, passive aggressive memes and quotes on social media just so you will ask if they are ok
Savannah_xx
VIP Member
Why do people think it sounds good when their car makes stupid loud noises (modify the car) like it literally sounds like when you put a can in your bike as a kid. Literally. Fuck off, people want peace, not to hear your racket.
Bitofthebubbly
VIP Member
This is random but when people talk about having a ‘downstairs toilet’ as if it’s just normal and everyone has one. Having more than one toilet is the height of sophistication, these people don’t realise how lucky they are.
Behelzabobs
VIP Member
When you respond to a thread and you check it, think everything is okay then when you go back to it past the edit deadline there it is, a misspelt word or not even a real word staring back at you 