Iβm ashamed to say I do and I stuck googley eyes on it
Iβll put it in the shed
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Iβll put it in the shed
My housemates have one with a sign that says go away and one that is drunk with his bum on showWe inherited one from the previous owner which sits in the back garden
My granddaughter was freaked out when she saw it saying βtiny manβ with a look of horror on her face
I work in A&E, and I HATE it when I see my own friends on Facebook βchecking inβ there. Itβs almost to activate the βyou ok hun?β action mode!
If youβre that unwell and poorly you wouldnβt feel up to going on Facebook!!!!
If youβre that unwell and poorly you wouldnβt feel up to going on Facebook!!!!
Sat in bed now awake thinking of random things that annoy me
People who think they are special and better than others just because they like cheese
Turning their nose up at you just because you want sticky toffee pudding for dessert and not some old cheddar or Brie with a couple of crackers -apologies if you are a normal person who likes cheese and donβt act like you are from Downton Abbey when discussing it
People booing at sporting events, we were taught at school it was bad sportsmanship to boo anyone and donβt even get me started on the football β¦.people moaning and crying about missing matches only to boo opponents once they can go
Wimbledon- I hate tennis
Big fat wood pigeons that keep strutting round our garden eating all the bird food like big greedy bastards and sitting in the bird bath basically thrashing about spilling all the water and then having the audacity to tit in it
People who think they are special and better than others just because they like cheese
Turning their nose up at you just because you want sticky toffee pudding for dessert and not some old cheddar or Brie with a couple of crackers -apologies if you are a normal person who likes cheese and donβt act like you are from Downton Abbey when discussing it
People booing at sporting events, we were taught at school it was bad sportsmanship to boo anyone and donβt even get me started on the football β¦.people moaning and crying about missing matches only to boo opponents once they can go
Wimbledon- I hate tennis
Big fat wood pigeons that keep strutting round our garden eating all the bird food like big greedy bastards and sitting in the bird bath basically thrashing about spilling all the water and then having the audacity to tit in it
You naughty grandad!Iβm ashamed to say I do and I stuck googley eyes on it
Iβll put it in the shed
Nah, don't put it in the shed, let her decorate it with you, but tell her when she is a 'big person' never buy a crappy gnome People who take Karaoke too seriously. I like listening to people who can't sing 
When you start following someone on Instagram
They are just starting out renovating a house and are normal then they sell that and start renovating another which fair play to them theyβve worked hard
Then they get a few freebies and you you think
β why not? they are likeable and relatable and good on them for getting that free rug/washing up bowl/light fittingβ
then fast forward a couple of months and suddenly everything is a slight AD and the freebies are getting bigger and more expensive
And before you know it you are thinking
βoh duck off β
They are just starting out renovating a house and are normal then they sell that and start renovating another which fair play to them theyβve worked hard
Then they get a few freebies and you you think
β why not? they are likeable and relatable and good on them for getting that free rug/washing up bowl/light fittingβ
then fast forward a couple of months and suddenly everything is a slight AD and the freebies are getting bigger and more expensive
And before you know it you are thinking
βoh duck off β
When Americans say "good jahhhhb" and the sprightly way they say it. Just because my daughter is sitting next to me watching one of her favourite annoying YouTube videos and I've just heard them say "good jahhhhb" about 6 times in 30 seconds 
People who put their bins out but leave them in the middle of the pavement, usually right next to a parked car so when I'm walking past with the pram I can't get past! Feel like just booting the bastard things down the road but because I am a shitbag ill just politely move it out of the way 
Being a animal loving country dweller 
Right in front of me and and can do duck all about it. Hide set up, decoys in place, arseholes killing beautiful animals
Right in front of me and and can do duck all about it. Hide set up, decoys in place, arseholes killing beautiful animals
When people tell you that you need to persevere with crap tv shows as it gets better- no thanks.
Created a wild life haven in my garden, pond, beautiful colourful wild flowers where I watched partridges having sand baths in between them, eating the bird seed that the smaller birds throw from the bird table. Those bastards probably killed themBeing a animal loving country dweller
Right in front of me and and can do duck all about it. Hide set up, decoys in place, arseholes killing beautiful animals
just want to go and hack the garden to pieces. What the duck is the point anymore???? Sorry to bring the thread down. I'm devastated 
People who follow you in insta and seem normal, then a few days later inbox you like βhey boss babe want to make some money from home?β No. duck off 
I bleeping hate them.People who follow you in insta and seem normal, then a few days later inbox you like βhey boss babe want to make some money from home?β No. duck off
Football fans. There I said it.
England won, it should be a time to celebrate. By celebrate I do not mean screaming, effing and blinding, dropping and kicking cans as you walk down my street.
England won, it should be a time to celebrate. By celebrate I do not mean screaming, effing and blinding, dropping and kicking cans as you walk down my street.
Within minutes of the final whistle, someone on my street was setting off fireworks. Like come onFootball fans. There I said it.
England won, it should be a time to celebrate. By celebrate I do not mean screaming, effing and blinding, dropping and kicking cans as you walk down my street.
"Babe you can make so much being your own CEO and working from home"People who follow you in insta and seem normal, then a few days later inbox you like βhey boss babe want to make some money from home?β No. duck off
No. If there is a CEO already, you can't be one too!
We had fireworks tooWithin minutes of the final whistle, someone on my street was setting off fireworks. Like come on
If we end up in the final and winning, the downside will be some yob elements being drunk and unruly.Football fans. There I said it.
England won, it should be a time to celebrate. By celebrate I do not mean screaming, effing and blinding, dropping and kicking cans as you walk down my street.
This.
Said it before and I'll say it again. What the duck? And what an actual waste of money.
Said it before and I'll say it again. What the duck? And what an actual waste of money.
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