Lisa Jordan #4 Luna

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Her style is defo questionable at times and is also just whatever she gets sent free, even bloody Pyjamas lately! But I don't think it's fair to say the years haven't been good to her?
 
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Is she really that short?
Yes, very small. Saw her maybe two years ago. She was in River Island doing an exchange. Neither she nor the staff had any issue making me wait while she ran around the place grabbing tit off the rails to make up the right amount for the exchange. The shop was quiet but it was honestly so rude of them all
 
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Her style is defo questionable at times and is also just whatever she gets sent free, even bloody Pyjamas lately! But I don't think it's fair to say the years haven't been good to her?
I have see better style in the windows of the red light district of Amsterdam.
 
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She’s always dressed differently.
She used to wear knee high socks and platforms or stilettos and ankle socks with her hair in pigtails or with big bows and tiny skirts and tops years ago.
That’s the only reason I know her because she was out one night and I was like who is that one dressed like a guineys harijuku girl.
All her buddies used to try and out do themselves to be like her 🥴
They used to look like a knock off version of girls aloud 😂
It’s her business what she wears but she’s been a try hard forever. She’s just mad for attention from anyone even when she talked she would almost roar so people would look at her.
Melt.
 
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Her style is defo questionable at times and is also just whatever she gets sent free, even bloody Pyjamas lately! But I don't think it's fair to say the years haven't been good to her?
The years would be good to us all if we had plenty of money for botox/fillers/veneers/a personal P. T etc etc
 
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The years would be good to us all if we had plenty of money for botox/fillers/veneers/a personal P. T etc etc
True but she's only in her 30s, it's not like she's over the hill 😅 and she is good looking
 
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She’s attractive in a stereotypical, basic sense, for lack of better word.
She’s petite and slim with long blonde hair, a white smile and pretty clear unblemished skin. I also think she looks well for her mid 30’s, but I agree she lets herself down by dressing like a teenager.

I get that she may not be everyone’s cup of tea but calling her ugly and saying she’s not attractive is hilarious.
Her content has always been pretty boring and repetitive, and her makeup skills are nothing to write home about. Her only content now is her kids and fast fashion hauls. She never would have gotten this far or still be popular if not for her good looks. Pretty sells.

If she’s ugly then that must make me an absolute gargoyle 😂😂
 
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She’s attractive in a stereotypical, basic sense, for lack of better word.
She’s petite and slim with long blonde hair, a white smile and pretty clear unblemished skin. I also think she looks well for her mid 30’s, but I agree she lets herself down by dressing like a teenager.

I get that she may not be everyone’s cup of tea but calling her ugly and saying she’s not attractive is hilarious.
Her content has always been pretty boring and repetitive, and her makeup skills are nothing to write home about. Her only content now is her kids and fast fashion hauls. She never would have gotten this far or still be popular if not for her good looks. Pretty sells.

If she’s ugly then that must make me an absolute gargoyle 😂😂
No one said she was ugly!that’s not a nice word. I didn’t I just said she’s nothing special I see better looking serving me at the shops. The kids are gorgeous especially her little boy.
 
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She still speaks loudly (screams) when in shops or in public - just in case you didn’t spot her.
 
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Daisy gurl aka dancebychance the rave thread is elsewhere 😂 maybe be original and call it the MMM club
 
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Daisy gurl aka dancebychance the rave thread is elsewhere 😂 maybe be original and call it the MMM club
Hilarious, so original. This is my only account here, I have had plenty bad to say about her, I just loathe commenting on people’s appearance like that.
Even people like her.
It seems anything negative is fair game (revenge porn, cheating on her ex, her husband having an affair, neglecting her kids) but anything remotely neutral (such as saying she’s conventionally attractive) gets called out and makes me a super fan.
 
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Call a spade a spade - you’d have to look at her but she is far from Beautiful. Her figure is amazing and the hair on its own would warrant attention
 
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Call a spade a spade - you’d have to look at her but she is far from Beautiful. Her figure is amazing and the hair on its own would warrant attention
As I already said, beauty and looks are different to different people! It's an opinion. There is no exact fit of what makes someone good looking or not. Somebody that I consider good-looking might not be someone else's cup of tea. I think she is good looking!
All these Instagrammers content has gone to shite lately. No after christmas sales to flog! No nights out! No craic with any of them
 
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She's ok but no Michelle Ross, now that gurl is a stunner. I also don't think Lisa has a good figure to me she looks like a stick I prefer a fit look.
 
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