Lily Pebbles #50 Try as I might, I just never get it right. My taste in everything is shite.

[Yesbabe]

Why does she suddenly think she’s a dopamine dresser the busy London mum equivalent of a Dementor

think since she started copying anything Erica Davies ever does… (Asda “ganni bag” and todays monstrosity below)

 

[Tigs]

Why did no one tell her about the Apple copy-paste function ...

 

[Melsun]

Then, again why could she not bake it with one of her sisters, her mum or her grandma, YouTube, anyone really?
Also, after so many years of friendship with Anna, one might think they baked at least once together?...or was Anna always doing 'heavy duties tasks' and lily would just be adding her name to whatever project they were working on which I always suspected it was the case..
Sadly, I am not a mum yet - but when I think about it,baking a birthday cake for and with my kids is just the best thing ever I could think of!
She is very ungrateful and miserable it is odd at this point....

 

[Eat My Shorts]

She may or may not remember for the rest of her life, but would you not want to see the joy an surprise on her face now? You know, in the moment?

Lily claims to be sooooooo creative,has all the time in the world, and enough money to spend. Why is she alway begrudging her children the toys or cakes they want?

Absolutely! She’s thick and heartless. I dislike her intensly

 

[under the ivy]

This is throwing major shade at Anna’s mouldy mansion lmao

 

[Eat My Shorts]

cooking together is less lonely? why is she acting like she only see her husband once a week and she's making elaborate meals from scratch daily?

cooking together is less lonely? why is she acting like she only see her husband once a week and she's making elaborate meals from scratch daily?

Yes I dread cooking without my husband under my feet. I feel so alone. She’s the weirdest.

 

[graceanatomy]

Maybe I'm going soft but I actually think she looks great.

 

[Sibyl Vane]

I wonder what different topic she would be knowledgable enough to write a book about

Moaning. Whining. Complaining. Wobbling.

 

[Ivegotatheory]

The hair is a disaster….looks like a wig!

 

[fakesheikh]

Omg I die at the tomato sauce one

 

[ccocopops_16]

I side eye Eva Chen for many reasons but I can't fault her for commissioning insane themed birthday cakes for her kids (her stories documenting her youngest's birthday are still up, if anyone's curious). Just checked out @mihcakes for the first time and apparently the cakes are 1000$ minimum, which is a ridiculous, eye-watering amount... but I'll take that anytime over Lily's stinginess.
To openly say you don't want to set a precedent for special cakes?! WTF, this woman truly is soulless.

 

[Sibyl Vane]

Yes, how could she not know this? Has this genuinely never come up in conversation with her mum?

Never when it's not about herself, I presume.

 

[imtakingabath]

I genuinely think Lily is putting grey to be at about 6…

Well then Grey must be very well behaved to just stay in bed from 6pm without anyone reading to her or anything!

 

[Eileen_2019]

She posted outfits by the beach for 24 hours - from her press trip with the nail brand - there are FOUR outfits and none of them beachy at all lol

She was at the beach, and she was wearing different outfits, what more do you want....?

 

[Eileen_2019]

And there we are again, fellating ice cream in an overpriced dress before putting her leggings back on.

I still fail to understand the concept here? What is 'dopamine' about this?
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Her dopamine series is seriously stupid
She is starting to embrace colors recently (good for her) but jumping on this bandwagon for content is lame.. and she seems so fake cheerful that’s the worst
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She got gifted a back up of a serum she is raving about for the first time and the only word she used is UNREAL - get the fk out.
How is that influencing pple to fork out money to buy it? She is so damn fking bad at her “job”.
And her skin is seriously nothing to shout about.

Go on then, show us your glowing skin. I bet it isn't. At all.

 

[fidgetjo]

She’s obviously been reading here where we keep saying she looks like she stinks and is trying to prove otherwise

 

[ANiceEgg]

I remember when the blend active smoothie maker was all the rage, and influencers were all promoting their green smoothie recipes, I’m sure Lily had one back then…

Edit: found it! https://www.lilypebbles.co.uk/2014/04/the-green-juice.html

Hahaha the blog post! I didn’t used to know about her back then, but I can see she’s always been crap at writing content and taking photos She’s such a jammy dodger having a career doing what she does. Zero talent and brains, seriously.
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I can’t. She’s making it sound like her lame London reels are a service to the community. “it’s thanks to ads like this that I can carry on making this important work” kind of speech. For FREE. Girl, nobody in their right mind would pay for this. Lol she seriously thinks her content would be worth paying for…
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She needs to get over herself

 

[sasbeep]

But her hair grew soooooo much in that time..

It’s just so long and an awkward length 1.5 weeks later and not at all that age just hates it.

 

[icannoteven]

why poobs why

 

[bagafreebee]

If Beauty Pie continue to use LP shame on them

They are using every Tom, Dick and Harry to get a sale at the moment.