AH I get what you mean, I misunderstood. So your boss say STAPLE (like milk, pasta and rice) as stapler?A stapler is the little machine that makes the staple. English isn't my first language either Lily often makes such strange mistakes. Like mixing brought and bought, or 'take with' and not adding 'me' at the end of that sentence. I know some people talk like that, but when you write things for a world wide audience it makes you look an idiot.
Also wanted to say, how the duck she has time and energy for this kind of mundane thing. Just buy a bleeping baskiet from Tesco and close the door - who the duck cares.
How she has no time to shave her bikini line but has time for tit like this