Lifeofcharlouise #5 Liesofcharlouise

[Freckledredhead]

Did she say, ‘batter an eyelid’ or did I mishear?

What does that mean

Surley Charlie would want to go home with his GF and 7 week old son then stay at a party

Nah. He's probably had enough of her tit. She goes on like she made that kid on her own

 

[Fairypop]

Surley Charlie would want to go home with his GF and 7 week old son then stay at a party

In Charlie’s defence I’d rather stick pins in my eyes than spend an evening with Char

 

[Chablis1]

What does that mean

The saying is ‘bat an eyelid’ as opposed to ‘batter’ which is how she said it.

Nah. He's probably had enough of her tit. She goes on like she made that kid on her own

Agree. He’s probably grateful for the break.

 

[Readread]

This’ll be Charltan.

 

[Weelegs]

This’ll be Charltan.
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Just spat my tea out

 

[MooBug]

Matching with mummy?

Am I looking at a different picture here or

 

[Byewiggy]

Matching with mummy?

Am I looking at a different picture here or

Let's just add colourblind to the list of complete contradictions she makes!

 

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

‘Booootiful darling’

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Oh my god, the hesitating before every word again

 

[Readread]

More chips too

 

[Weelegs]

Can we stage an intervention to get rid of that frigging green dress that seems to be surgically stuck to her plsssss its giving me the bokes its so bobbly and tatty looking surely she could buy another on for 99p on ebay hun

 

[Blueskies83]

Oh god just looking through her tagged pics
On insta and she appears on beautiful pregnant loves profile quite a few times as she’s tagged them in her pics for shoutouts

 

[Blueskies83]

Just call him your brother!!! He’s not 2 so he doesn’t have to be referred to as your baby brother!! He’s probably about 25!!!!

 

[Fairypop]

Her stories this morning my god she really is so boring

 

[Emslou22]

Her poor Dad doesn’t get a break does he!?!

 

[Noseyhol]

Does she still have the chickens?

 

[capriallie]

Does she still have the chickens?

Don’t you mean “the girls”

 

[Noseyhol]

Don’t you mean “the girls”

Haha, sorry yes! I'm guessing 'the girls' don't get a look in now that 'baby boy/little man' is on the scene!

 

[Jane Porcupine]

Digby has probably eaten 'the girls'.

 

[Byewiggy]

Why do companies keep sending her free gifts to review?! These should be reserved for people who are actually able to use the English language