Lifeofcharlouise #3 Hashtags lilwayne, made up stories becoming a pain

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

Foot long meal deal now kids, after saying she fancies a salad. LOOOOL. how many more meals we saying today? Subway being number FIVE!!!!

 

[Jane Porcupine]

Never thought I'd say this but I'm desperate for a story about 'the girls' or a boring shopping haul.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Her latest post, I can’t deal with how she uses was instead of were and come instead of came. Her illiteracy really grinds my gears. Don’t get me wrong, I understand people struggle but when you fancy yourself as an influencer you need to at least fucking try!

 

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

Gifted ad for a coat saying it kept her warm all dog walk. Comes home and gets in a bath saying she’s freezing from the dog walk. How is she getting paid to promote these things when she can’t keep up with the lies for even half an hour!? Fml.

 

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

Completely unrelated to this thread. But this is my closely watched thread. What’s with all the ads on Tattle now!? Started happening the past few days. I’m annoyed :-(

 

[Hello Kitty]

Name suggestions - bloody hell Char

I've already suggested one and we know you look on here, so i'll say it again - Wayne

 

[Jane Porcupine]

And I had broccoli tonight. Must be pregnant..

 

[MooBug]

Spaghetti BOWL.

 

[Eyeseeyou]

Her latest post, I can’t deal with how she uses was instead of were and come instead of came. Her illiteracy really grinds my gears. Don’t get me wrong, I understand people struggle but when you fancy yourself as an influencer you need to at least fucking try!

this!!!

“They was £2” NO it’s “They were £2” just looks awful when written let alone speaking like that.

Using “was” instead of “were” is not dyslexia either.

And as for “turnt” ...

 

[Chablis1]

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Genuinely have no words

What’s with the face-pulling she does?

 

[ChampagneBox]

Another instagrammer pregnant, another instagrammer making money off a BABY.

I know we only see a snippet of their lives but sometimes I look at them and wonder how the men are talked round into being on insta/having a baby?? Look at Charlie, he literally looks like he’d rather be anywhere else...my man frequently tells me to F off if I ask him to take pics for me for social media

 

[Readread]

Surprised she's not chucking cheese and broccoli on her pancakes tbh

 

[Jane Porcupine]

It's been less than a week (I think? feels like years) since she announced the pregnancy and I'm already bored to tears.

 

[Ck2020]

I don’t get these big gender reveals AT ALL!!
we had a 16 week scan and they said it was a boy and I rang my mum and told her over the phone, then it was Facebook official and it said it was a boy don’t get the big bloody deal at all!
It’s 50/50

 

[clt1992]

Of course she has slept with pregnancy pillow since she was 6 weeks pregnant

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Anyone else hovering over the unfollow button or is it just me

 

[leon19]

Is it just me or is the announcement a little odd just her and the dog no partner

 

[Thebluebean]

She boomeranged a bubbling lasagne a couple of days ago at dinner time, WTF?

 

[Readread]

So she’s been paid to show the shampoo bars which she’s apparently switched to. Is she forgetting that she JUST told everyone that she hadn’t washed her hair in 9 days?

 

[Crazycatlady18]

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Poster: The 2 posts directly contradict one another.
Charlotte: Thanks hun
Thick as pig shit!

Probably doesn’t know what contradict means