Does anyone else not get what she ‘does’???



She talks of shoots as if she has Mario Testino on hand, commissioned by the most sought after fashion house. Anyone could say they were ‘shooting’ and pay a photographer and other peeps to fawn all over them? I can’t understand how/why people pay her to do this shooting stuff?!!! Because it’s not even very good?! This house in Mallorca business is also quite ridiculous. I think Mummy is also a wannabee influencer. She’s desperate to be on the videos and IMO they are the most nauseating pair, just beefing each other up at every oppo. I know my mother (who I also embarrassingly call Mummy) loves me to bits but she doesn’t big me up in such a sickly way 24/7 … I find it fake and absolutely head over heels RIDICULOUS!!! In fact, to use Leo speak, I find all of her content ABSOLUTELY EXQUISITELY UTTERLY RIDONCULOUS … (#said in very S-L-O-W speech …) … also
Love how she gets words wrong … like ‘pergUla’ … she can’t tell us how thick it is that it creates such a cool thick area to dine under. It’s a pergola, love. Also, I was irritated by the totally OTT 30th bday party for the slightly dim Cam.
Other random observations on the house tour …
Mummy likes wine. Permanent rose in hand. Likes yellow. It’s divine. And she’s so clever because someone I’ve never heard of has yellow as the colour of the year by the pool. And the 1970s Denby is out in force in the kitchen.
We are obsessed with the lion’s head on the olive oil jar from Tetbury High Street.
Loving the butter yellow textiles and the oven of ‘absolute dreams’. Special mention for the mustard Le Creuset. It’s FABULOUS.
MUMMY is so clever again. The colour on the shutters is the latest farrow and ball blue. It’s absolutely gorgeous. They absolutely love it. Made especially for them (jokes).
Lanterns are magnificent. Made by matteus rose in Seville.
Front door bloody fabulous …
Mummy is a genius. The hall … have you ever seen anything so special?!! YES!!! overload of bloody butter yellow in my opinion …
Mummy is nauseating …. Waiting for a faux lemon tree to come … from France … omg I need to get out more!!!!!!