Leonora Smee #4 Rollers here, rollers there, why the blasted rollers everywhere?

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Would have looked So much better without the gloves, especially as it's warm and sunny in the UK at the moment. White jacket and bare arms so much better!
 
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^ I was thinking exactly the same thing, Halloween came early this year.

A photo from her Ascot escapade was posted in Lydia's thread, that picture should be here as well. Leo's style or whatever you call it is so spectacularly bad that it almost enters the realm of being impressive.

The hat & gloves complete the look perfectly. Leo's giving wicked witch on a day trip to the races vibes, which tbf isn't that far off from the image she projects.

At this point I'm convinced someone in her inner circle secretly can't stand her. There’s no way that outfit made it out the door without You look amazing, followed by suppressed snickering the second she turned around. She wanted attention, mission accomplished. She's past deluded & has landed in fantasy land, planted a flag, & has declared herself queen
 
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^ I was thinking exactly the same thing, Halloween came early this year.

A photo from her Ascot escapade was posted in Lydia's thread, that picture should be here as well. Leo's style or whatever you call it is so spectacularly bad that it almost enters the realm of being impressive.

The hat & gloves complete the look perfectly. Leo's giving wicked witch on a day trip to the races vibes, which tbf isn't that far off from the image she projects.

At this point I'm convinced someone in her inner circle secretly can't stand her. There’s no way that outfit made it out the door without You look amazing, followed by suppressed snickering the second she turned around. She wanted attention, mission accomplished. She's past deluded & has landed in fantasy land, planted a flag, & has declared herself queen
It's giving drag queen.
 
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I haven’t been on this thread in so long and didn’t know what you guys meant by the pigeon walk. Just watched her OOTDs from Italy and WOW, I see it now haha 🐦
 
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Today's ascot look

Its almost as bad as yesterday's. Skirt looks like it was baby pink washed with a dark wash and has gone muddy and discoloured. The white satin bridesmaid shoes are tragic especially on grass and the least said about that corset weird top, the better.

Reminded me of a plaster cast pregnancy bust. What was going on around the moulded boobs?
 

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Today's ascot look

Its almost as bad as yesterday's. Skirt looks like it was baby pink washed with a dark wash and has gone muddy and discoloured. The white satin bridesmaid shoes are tragic especially on grass and the least said about that corset weird top, the better.

Reminded me of a plaster cast pregnancy bust. What was going on around the moulded boobs?
Her outfits ALWAYS fail at the shoe and bag level. Every damn time. She just can't pick an accessory to save her life. I like the aesthetic vision of a sculpted top with a flowy skirt, but the execution is off here. I can't figure out why but it doesn't suit her.
 
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That's awful. The bottom part is Sugar Plum Fairy and the top does look like a Roman sculpture or something!! Why can't she just wear a normal outfit (or God forbid one of the many thousands of dresses she already has in her wardrobe).
 
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For a horsey girl, she doesn't seem to bother much with the horses or horse people at ascot.
Shes all about being seen and that lunch in the car park.
I was surprised to see her with Laura Barr, thats grasping for Leo. Scraping the bottom of the barrel standing with the wannabee from Belfast. Has she not got any other high brow friends at Ascot?
 
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Good gracious, I just saw the black & white ensemble from Ascot Day 1. The GLOVES!!! Are. HORRID.
 
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Leo announcing that she is "Hosting her parents" (again). Firstly, it's their damn house and secondly who says they "host" their own parents?!!?!
 
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Her outfits ALWAYS fail at the shoe and bag level. Every damn time. She just can't pick an accessory to save her life. I like the aesthetic vision of a sculpted top with a flowy skirt, but the execution is off here. I can't figure out why but it doesn't suit her.
100%. Leo is horrific at styling an outfit. So is Josie. Anyone can have someone pay for their expensive dress but it takes style to accessorize it properly.

Her narcissism is off the charts. The Charlotte Tilbury reaction was so off-putting. So smug.
 
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I'm still not over her carry on at Nikkis wedding.
Can you imagine a bridesmaid whipping out a camcorder and videoing the menu, each course arriving, talking about how amazing the blackened lettuce is etc.
Just bleeping sit down and eat the food that has been provided for you.

She had a whole photoshoot of herself and if i heard mount vesuvius one more time, I was going to burst.

Does anyone know how she knows nikki and where do nikki amd her parents get their wealth from? That wedding must have cost at least half a million for the venue and dresses alone.
 
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I think it they might know each other through horses maybe?

The dad was talking about horses in his OTT Oscar/FOTB speech
 
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Niki and Leo are frenemies from the show jumping world. I want to say they met while training in Belgium or Germany. They were each other’s competition and it shows. If you look up Niki’s Dad, he has had some financial legal woes. They might have more $ than the Smees, or were on track to at one point, but I think they had some setbacks. I believe they used to have a $20M estate in San Francisco, where Niki grew up. Though they have homes all over.

 
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Has Leonora managed to live in her own house yet? Or is she still bunking with mum and dad like a perennial teenager?
 
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Not sure why this thread is dead. There’s so much material with this nightmare narcissist. How many times can someone talk about remortgaging a house she doesn’t own or even have. She lives in her parents’ place. lol.

I totally agree, but the problem is she is just so dreadfully dull
 
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Has Leonora managed to live in her own house yet? Or is she still bunking with mum and dad like a perennial teenager?
She doesn't want a house of her own, she's happy to be the forever teenager in her mummy's house with her drip of a husband sponging off them all.
Doesn't she have sisters? I'd love to know the whole family dynamic.
 
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I thought it was revealing that she and her witchy Mother are plotting a NYC meetup over the Christmas holidays. I split my time in New York and doubt many people would care. But what stood out to me about this was Niki is now based in Connecticut. It’s like Mummy Smee is trying to claim New York as Leo’s territory and make a visit to the area about her. Their insecurity is so apparent. They can never let someone have their moment. It’s all about competition and one-upping their own “friends.”
 
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So what happened to Anoushka? If she moved on to another job, I would expect there to be an announcement. The lack of notification or a proper send-off makes me think she was fired or quit under bad circumstances. All I heard Leo mention was that she was looking for a new member of the team. Curious to hear more. If she had a natural transition to another job, it would be really low-class of Leo not to say anything. I skip a lot of her vlogs and don’t follow her on social media, so perhaps I missed a brief remark.

The endless twirling at the photographers is so embarrassing. She thinks she’s royalty. But they wouldn’t act so shameless. She is so out of touch with talking about an outfit. She’s a nobody.
 
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