I know we have discussed this before, but I felt a sense of anger towards Laura Ashley for their PR event on the Pullman train. I know it's part of their marketing/PR campaign and I'm sure they wouldn't do it if it didn't increase sales but seeing Leo go on that train (of course she was beyond excited and it was THE most special day ever), with the beautiful sense of occasion, the amazing food, free champagne, beautiful setting and flowers all I could think is - give this to somebody who really deserves it. Somebody who could never, in a million years afford to go on such an outing. Somebody who has maybe been caring for a sick relative, somebody who works at a hospice, somebody who has lost their home, somebody who has lost their partner and needs a boost, somebody dealing with a cancer diagnosis etc. I know it won't ever happen, but every time I see a brand lavishing money on any of these influencers, I immediately make a mental note not to buy from them anymore.
- Notice
I don't understand how "stuff" can mean so much to somebody. I mean, all she thinks about and gets excited about is "stuff". Consumables. Clothes, shoes, handbags, make up, perfume, homewares, jewellery. It's just more and more and more and more. How is she not bored by how shallow her life is?!? I mean, I'm sure we all enjoy finding a fabulous dress, or treating ourselves to a new perfume or lipgloss now and then, but it's literally all her life revolves around.
bubblybella
Active member
Why doesn't her staff step back and give an honest opinion of this mockery? Advent was cringe worthy, Majorca was a disgrace - how low an intellect does she think her viewers have to believe Mark trailed all that stuff out to Majorca, but to try to do it a third time is blatant greed and about as low as a 'influencer' can get. I will not waste even a second of my Easter weekend on this rubbish.
Duchesspink
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That'll be Karen on a burner account 
bubblybella
Active member
The self admiration has doubled since she obtained her desired figure and shows it off from every angle in the tightest fitting outfits. The tight leggings cause Mark to chase her round the kitchen!! Is he ever allowed to catch her...doubtful.
JulesWake
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Congrats to @Macavity for the thread title. Quite fitting.
Oh Leo, our majestic creature, true perfection we may only dream of achieving one day. Peons we shall remain.
She graces us once more with her luminous, gravity defying presence. Drifting effortlessly between continents. Naturally, she travels with Mummy & Daddy Smee (because why merely vacation when one can arrive?).
No one quite captures the art of curated existence like Leo. The lighting... Ethereal. The décor... Gah-jus, darling. The dinner plans.. So exclusive, so rarefied, so delicately portioned they border on conceptual art. A single arugula leaf has never looked so aspirational.
And let us not forget the figure. That divine, mythic silhouette clearly sustained byvibes, mineral water, and the faint aroma of truffle (cough*cough* Ozempic).
Sustenance is for mortals. Leonora feeds on admiration.
Her personality is absolutely radiant. The kind of glow you get from being permanently lit by a ring light and mild self adoration. And down to earth? Of course. If by down to earth we mean she occasionally acknowledges the existence of other humans between boarding calls & tasting menus.
So humble. So relatable.
Truly, a beacon of modesty. We the peasants can only squint up at such brilliance.
We watch. We marvel. We refresh.
Behold, dear plebs, Leo never disappoints.
Oh Leo, our majestic creature, true perfection we may only dream of achieving one day. Peons we shall remain.
She graces us once more with her luminous, gravity defying presence. Drifting effortlessly between continents. Naturally, she travels with Mummy & Daddy Smee (because why merely vacation when one can arrive?).
No one quite captures the art of curated existence like Leo. The lighting... Ethereal. The décor... Gah-jus, darling. The dinner plans.. So exclusive, so rarefied, so delicately portioned they border on conceptual art. A single arugula leaf has never looked so aspirational.
And let us not forget the figure. That divine, mythic silhouette clearly sustained by
Sustenance is for mortals. Leonora feeds on admiration.
Her personality is absolutely radiant. The kind of glow you get from being permanently lit by a ring light and mild self adoration. And down to earth? Of course. If by down to earth we mean she occasionally acknowledges the existence of other humans between boarding calls & tasting menus.
So humble. So relatable.
Truly, a beacon of modesty. We the peasants can only squint up at such brilliance.
We watch. We marvel. We refresh.
Behold, dear plebs, Leo never disappoints.
Ja’mieKing
VIP Member
It took everything for me not respond to this comment with ask Karen or maybe try Grindr. lol.
Duchesspink
VIP Member
Vomit inducing. Even slimy wet mark is embarrassed, you can barely hear him acting out his part talking. He must be mortified.
The screams and OTT hand movements are ridiculous. I cannot bring myself to like or envy her.
Nothing has a value to her at all. She doesn't get genuine joy from a gift as she has everything and never has to wait for something she wants.
They need to knock this charade on the head now. Its vulgar to the extreme.
Mark would be better begging for the money to buy an actual house of his own instead of slinking about another man's home whilst spending that other man's money too.
Have some pride Mark.
The screams and OTT hand movements are ridiculous. I cannot bring myself to like or envy her.
Nothing has a value to her at all. She doesn't get genuine joy from a gift as she has everything and never has to wait for something she wants.
They need to knock this charade on the head now. Its vulgar to the extreme.
Mark would be better begging for the money to buy an actual house of his own instead of slinking about another man's home whilst spending that other man's money too.
Have some pride Mark.
estellastheme
Chatty Member
I think it means they’re washing their crusty hair and exfoliating and shaving not just a quick cleaning with soaps/cleansers and keeping hair dry?
Honestly there has not been a single time in my life I’ve cried over a material object. Even as a child I only cried over getting a pet cat that I very much wanted not whatever jewelry I was being gifted that year. Like sure diamonds, rubies, emeralds, sapphires are nice but at the end of the day they’re just pretty colored stones. Or a designer handbag or whatever else, like it’s just stuff, at the end of the day it doesn’t matter. Like I can understand when people who have set a goal and worked their asses off for something get emotional or emotionally attached but not for someone who has never worked a single hard day in their life and has been handed everything on a quite literal silver platter. Leo crying over a yet another tacky shiny cold bauble is truly fucking repulsive.
Duchesspink
VIP Member
And what the fuck is the flinging wrappers and boxes all over the place about? She's such a spoilt dull little cunt.
claredeloony
Well-known member
Someone claiming to be a friend of Leonora’s is bitching about her on Mumsnet.
Some friend.
Some friend.
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Watching her squealing about her new "dream" ring - getting all tearful and emotional. I just do not get it. Honestly, how can something material mean so much to somebody!?!? It's a ring. I haven't got any diamonds and couldn't care less. I'd also be worried sick wearing that thing in public, especially in London.
CharliGirl85
Active member
I couldn't watch after she threw the ribbon and pointed her ankles. I swear, that damn ankle/foot pointing on tip-toes thing (in bare feet at that!) is maddening. She looks and sounds like an absolute clown. Also she should never wear that half-up scrunchie hair-do EVER AGAIN.
Ja’mieKing
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Of course she didn’t go to Mallorca for Easter. She couldn’t stand the thought of the newly-engaged Venera and her brother being the center of attention.
Ja’mieKing
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I thought her ass looked flat in the jeans whereas she looks better in dresses. Jeans read as performative for her as she isn’t a normal 30-year-old. She is so very bizarre. She would look decades younger if she left her hair long and straight, toned down the blush, and just wore normal clothes.
The entirety of her 2026 has been going from one jetset destination to the next yet there are people in her comments, (probably AI bots), that say she and Mark WORK HARD and deserve their lifestyle. lol!
The entirety of her 2026 has been going from one jetset destination to the next yet there are people in her comments, (probably AI bots), that say she and Mark WORK HARD and deserve their lifestyle. lol!
newengland
Chatty Member
Is she mentally ill? Is Mark that desperate to stay in the fam, that he has to constantly play along with this nonsense?
And really…all that screeching…for shoes? Then to put her rank feet in them after said feet were in those nasty garden clogs. Gross.
Am embarrassed for the girl…
And really…all that screeching…for shoes? Then to put her rank feet in them after said feet were in those nasty garden clogs. Gross.
Am embarrassed for the girl…
Because Mark made it up
he was born Mark Smith, Cosgrove was his middle name. After marriage with Leonora, he changed his name and made his middle name into his surname by using double barrel.
Ja’mieKing
VIP Member
I don’t care how much she is squealing her way to the bank from these rage bait videos, this is so embarrassing. From her cankles to her cackles, grow up. This is just a disgrace on so many levels. No class whatsoever:
JulesWake
VIP Member
Leo offers pretty much next to nothing other than over consumption of goods. Rather dull existence imo.
She should bring in an incredible design firm to overhaul the residence her and Mark occupy. Although that would take away from sMEE, sMEE, sMEE. I'd imagine she quite enjoys the focus on herself 24-7.
Never seen anyone so enamoured with oneself as Leo is. Fascinating to watch Leo self destruct. It's almost as though she's destroying her own channel, reputation without realising it.
Could easily see new subs for YT yet quickly changing their minds after one vlog of non stop self appreciation. It's tough to believe people like her exist, but here we are in the world of influencer overload.
She should bring in an incredible design firm to overhaul the residence her and Mark occupy. Although that would take away from sMEE, sMEE, sMEE. I'd imagine she quite enjoys the focus on herself 24-7.
Never seen anyone so enamoured with oneself as Leo is. Fascinating to watch Leo self destruct. It's almost as though she's destroying her own channel, reputation without realising it.
Could easily see new subs for YT yet quickly changing their minds after one vlog of non stop self appreciation. It's tough to believe people like her exist, but here we are in the world of influencer overload.